Memo to David Schuster...The lineups are in and Paul Konerko isn't in it for the White Sox tonight vs. the A's.

In case anyone was wondering, the inverse of the Zaidman Ratio is the Bernstein Ratio: the bad parts mattered, and the good parts didn't.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Speaking of RED ALERT! RED ALERT!, he's coming up later this hour. Explain what the hell that crap was last night...

Is it possible that you have bad information, SHARK?

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I'm sure I'm not the first to notice, but Ive been hearing a new Schusterism lately - his inability to pronounce "golf". Instead it comes off as "Goff". Again, not that proper pronunciation is an important part of broadcasting.

No, SJ. The lineups are in and they're in the White Sox section here as well as Twitter.

But you posted them here in the White Sox section. You can't use yourself as a source. You need double confirmation on this story!

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People make stuff up on Twitter all the time.

I saw your post here, but I don't know where you got that information.

Please cite your sources.

That is all.

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Okay, SJ...You asked for it...

http://twitpic.com/aht3m7

Thank you.

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Got a feeling this show is going to turn into PSU central for the majority of the last half of the show. It's really distrubing how excited Bernsy gets reporting this shit. On a side not, the only negative to football season is Zack, Hub, and Snitch Bowen.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

I sense Bernstein is just itching to get through this interview so he can dig into some PSU breaking news talk.

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You know me like that.

Bernsy said before the interview with SI's Sam Amick that the latest story in the Penn State/Sandusky scandal found here is quite a development in this ongoing story.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-574 ... porn-ring/

That story alleges that Sandusky may have been involved in child porn. That's not a development at all.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

It is now.

Dr. Ken with another prescient post. Did I hear that correctly? Did Bernstein just imply that Matt Millen could be part of a pedophile ring? Seemed a strange time to bring up Millen's name, but I have not heard the entire show.

edit...where the hell is McKracken. I want my word choice bonus points for squeezing prescient into a sentence. That is way above my post grade right there.

Especially because Matt Millen still works for ESPN/ABC, and is scheduled to work a new season of Saturday night college football games with PBP voice Joe Tessitore starting next month.

Really?

I hate to brag, but I remember thinking that Millen was dirty right from the start. He had a guilty look about something. I said it here. He looked like he was hidding something on that first ESPN interview when he cried. In fact, I remember saying that they were fake tears.

Is there a link about that Millen story somewhere?

Beardown, please. You are almost as bad as Boilermaker Rick at bragging about thread wins.

I am not aware of any reputable source linking Millen to pedophilia. That is what made that comment so shocking. It was made at 3:29 or so. Listen yourself and see what you think.

Hey guys, you know what's fun? Not accusing people of pedophilia when you have absolutely no evidence to back it up.

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Fire Phil Emery

Well, I did have this one. I'm not gonna look for it, but I said that Millen was involved in this scandal somehow.

Yeah, but think of the ratings backlash.

No one is better than that then me. I would destroy Beardown.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Memo to Schuster:

There's an 'R' in "every". It's not evey.

EV-ER-Y.

Bernsie thinks every report is a development. The way he is addicted to this story reminds me of Templeton in the last season of The Wire. Templeton was addicted to the homeless killings, but was also trying to win a award. Bernsie on the otherhand, just wants to annoy the audience with this nonsense.

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Wow. Radaronline has it.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/08/jerry-sandusky-new-investigation-penn-state-child-sexual-abuse

It says the FBI has been interviewing a man that has knowledge of Sandusky and another prominent person, with ties to Penn State, abusing a boy.

That other person is probably Matt Millen. Bernstein found out it was him somewhere else I guess.

beni missed the start of the ZZ extravaganza. Your welcome

ZZ's interpretation of what coaches thought.
- Shea needed to have a showing like he did...positive that is. Showed some flashes in the game. Believe that is different than flashing, but not sure.
- Alot not to like of the offense. Effort has been off in practice. Implication made that effort was lacking in game. Need a different mentality.
- Guy with most talent is Webb, but not living up to talent. Berns counters talent involves moving damned feet. Not moving his feet. ZZ states Tice wants to see a mean streak out of Webb...passion. Personally, I think Webb got a hold of Nate Newton's stash. Just a mellow dude.
- In off season Bears were screwed. No LT's available in free agency.
- Berns asks if Lovie turns up heat on Webb. ZZ states the heat has been on him. Way too much Webb talk...

Nuggets:Alex Brown couldn't go back on field because of lightening. His retirement ceremony took place in the tunnel.

Promise?

Could you maybe destroy him a little quicker, then?

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