Monsoon: Welcome everyone to the End of the World. We are live as always from Katie O'Conners in Plainfield and we have a world class card here tonight Jess.
Ventura: For once you're right Monsoon. All four titles will be on the line tonight, as well as our very first Celebrity Intergender tag team match, a match where the loser becomes a Sox fan, and our opening contest.
Monsoon: Absolutely Jess. We have former Drinky Alliance members against each other. Former champions, ready to go at it!
Ventura: Listen Monsoon, this Drop In should get with the program. At the same time, what is a champion like Boyd thinking by getting tied down. This could be his end.
Monsoon: Wait a minute Jess......I'm getting word from the back.....We have cameras back there now.....
The cameraman comes upon both Boyd and Drop In laid out in the back!
Monsoon: WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?! Why are....... Boyd and Drop In are on the ground. My goodness, there's....there's quite a bit of blood folks.
Jesse: Someone was messing with the wrong crowd Monsoon. This is the CSFMBWA!
Monsoon: This could be permanent. Look at that Jess, LOOK! Keeping Score is....Keeping Score is coming out of the corner.
Keeping Score: This needed to be done.
Keeping Score walks away from the prone bodies.
Monsoon: What did he mean by that Jess?!
Ventura: How should I know? Maybe he's trying to make sure there's no funny business during our World Title Match tonight.
Monsoon: Whatever the reason, our opening contest is now cancelled. Pardon us here folks as we're trying to figure out what will happen next. What's that? Ok guys, it looks like we are moving on to the CSFMBWA Tag Team Title Match.
Ventura: This ought to be interesting...
CSFMBWA Tag Team Title Match: The Grand Score(c) vs. Woodridge Ryan and DouchebagKeeping Score and Woodridge Ryan waste little time as they lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. It’s quickly broken up by Keeping Score, who applies a side headlock on Ryan. KS wrenches the side headlock but Ryan manages to drive them into the near ropes before pushing KS to the far set of ropes. KS comes charging off the rebound and Ryan sends him to the canvas with a hip toss. KS climbs to his feet and Ryan meets him with a hard right hand followed by another and another and another! Suddenly, KS is cornered against the turnbuckles as Ryan continues to fire away monster right hands. Ryan quickly changes his offensive strategy to blistering knife-edge chops as KS screams in pain.
Monsoon: We’re used to seeing Ryan wrestle a more technical match but he’s really hammering away at Keeping Score.
Ventura: He's a hired gun Gorilla! Bigfan brought him in to get the job done.
Ryan continues his blistering assault, this time switching to backhand chops. Keeping Score’s chest has turned beat red as Ryan continues to punish it. Ryan proceeds to violently pull Keeping Score out of the corner and nails a belly-to-belly suplex. Ryan heads to his corner and tags in Douchebag. He enters the ring as KS climbs to a vertical base and sinks to his knees as Douchebag nails him with a forearm to the back of his spine. Douchebag picks him right back up and violently whips him into the far ropes, KS comes charging off the rebound and Douchebag sends him to the canvas with a closeline. Douchebag hauls KS to his feet and begins to level him with a series of forearms right between the eyes. Douchebag proceeds to scoop KS up and slams him to the canvas. He quickly pulls KS up to a vertical base and whips him into the far ropes. KS comes off the rebound with a closeline attempt but Douchebag dodges and manages to nail a SHARKbuster! Douchebag pulls KS back up to his feet and he finally sneaks in an uppercut to the chin of Douchebag. KS follows it with a hard forearm, followed by another and another. Douchebag, however, strikes back with one of his own that rocks Keeping Score. Douchebag proceeds to whip KS into the far ropes. Keeping Score comes charging off the rebound and nails Douchebag with a flying lariat.
Monsoon: Big flying lariat from Keeping Score! Now all he has to do is get the tag to FiveGrand!
Ventura: And that may be easier said than done, Geno, because KS just spent the past eight minutes getting his ass handed to him. Which I hear he kinda likes.
Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP!
KS is breathing heavily as he lies on the canvas with Douchebag besides him. FiveGrand is gripping the tag rope with one hand while outstretching the other, screaming at KS to make the tag. KS slowly gets to his knees, then his feet. He goes over to his corner but Douchebag strikes him from behind with a forearm. He grabs KS by his feet and drags him back to the center of the ring. Douchebag proceeds to stomp away at the fallen Keeping Score before pulling him up to a vertical base. Douchebag with numerous forearms to the face of KS that sends him stumbling back into the ropes. Douchebag proceeds to whip Keeping Score into the far ropes, comes charging off the rebound, and ducks through a closeline from Douchebag. He hits the opposite set of ropes, charges off the rebound, and nails a closeline. Both men slowly climb to their feet and Douchebag once again goes for another closeline attempt, and KS once again ducks through but this time applies a rear waist lock and nails a picture perfect German Suplex. Douchebag’s shoulders are on the canvas as referee Chas sliding into position to make the count…
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Douchebag kicks out. Eventually, both men slowly work their way to a vertical base and Douchebag immediately attempts a right hand but it’s blocked by Keeping Score. KS with a forearm, then another, then another, then another Suddenly, KS nails a Swift Kick to the midsection of Douchebag and scoops him up onto his shoulders. The fans immediately bubble with anticipation.
Monsoon: KS may be going for the Greasy Spoon.
Ventura: If he can nail it, it would be huge.
KS runs across to the center of the ring and nails the Greasy Spoon. The fans are on their feet, screaming for KS to cover Douchebag but he’s taking the opportunity to rest on the canvas. Meanwhile, both FiveGrand and Ryan are practically screaming for their respective partners to tag them in. The crowd is going crazy with anticipation.
Monsoon: This crowd is dying to see it! They’re dying to see FiveGrand and Woodridge Ryan here.
Ventura: And if both men can make the tag, this place will explode!
Both men are stirring on the canvas and KS begins to slowly crawl towards his corner. Douchebag is doing the same, each man content with tagging in their fresh tag team partners. FiveGrand and Ryan have one hand on the tag ropes, the other outstretched as far as humanly possible. KS and Douchebag are so close, oh so close AND BOTH MAKE THE TAGS. Katie O's erupts with cheers. Both men practically fly into the ring and immediately begin to exchange hard right hands in the center of the ring, the fans going absolutely crazy with cheers. The two continue to exchange blows until Ryan spears FiveGrand down to the canvas as the fans erupt with boos. Ryan mounts FiveGrand and really unloads with fists to the sides of his head. FiveGrand, however, suddenly flips Ryan onto his back and repays him with a series of rights to the skull. The fans are going insane as KS and Douchebag observe from their respective corners. FiveGrand and Woodridge Ryan both get to their feet. FiveGrand switches his offensive tactics with kicks to the ribs of Ryan. After a few more kicks, Ryan stands dazed in the middle of the ring when FiveGrand nails a step-up enziguri. FiveGrand with the cover, Chas sliding into position to make the count…
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Ryan kicks out to boos from the crowd. FiveGrand to his feet, Ryan to his…and he nails a thumb to the eye of FiveGrand! As FiveGrand is momentarily blinded, Ryan heads to his corner and tags in Douchebag.
Monsoon: Oh what a coward! He was getting his ass kicked by FiveGrand and he tags out as soon as possible!
Ventura: What you call cowardly I call intelligence!
Douchebag is back in the ring and levels FiveGrand across the spine with a forearm shot. FiveGrand, however, responds with a blistering backhand chop. Douchebag is dazed as FiveGrand charges back into the ropes, comes rushing off the rebound, and nails a leg lariat. FiveGrand gets to his feet and tries to knock Ryan off the ring apron but is intercepted by Chas, who issues FiveGrand a warning. Douchebag gets back to a vertical base and once again levels the distracted FiveGrand with a forearm to the shoulder blades. Douchebag proceeds to whip FiveGrand into the far ropes, FiveGrand charges off the rebound, and Douchebag delivers the BigFoot. Douchebag proceeds to grab the legs of FiveGrand as he lies on the canvas and locks in the Boston Crab to boos from the crowd. FiveGrand refuses to tap out and Douchebag releases the hold. He heads to his corner and tags in Ryan. Ryan rushes into the ring and stomps all over FiveGrand before violently pulling him to a vertical base. He nails a blistering knife edge chop across his chest. FiveGrand attempts a big right hand but Ryan ducks, applies the rear waist lock, and nails the Release German suplex.
Monsoon: Big time Release German Suplex and it appears Woodridge Ryan is signaling to the crowd that he’s about to end this match.
FiveGrand slowly climbs to his feet and Ryan hooks the arm, lifts him up for the Zinger, but FiveGrand escapes in mid-air. Ryan confusingly turns around and FiveGrand kicks him in the midsection. FiveGrand lifts Ryan onto his shoulders and nails the Balck Lodge Bomb.
Monsoon: FiveGrand with the BLB!
Ventura: This one's over Geno.
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Woodridge Ryan KICKS OUT!
Monsoon: How did he kick out?!?
Ventura: Ryan doesn’t want to lose this match, especially with Bigfan paying him so much money!
FiveGrand gets to his feet and tags in Keeping Score. FiveGrand leaves the ring as KS opts to climb to the top rope of his corner. The fans are abuzz with what may happen. KS finds his balance and leaps off with Pappy Plunge! COVER BY KS.
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Woodridge Ryan kicks out AGAIN!
Ventura: Once again, Ryan REFUSES to lose this match.
Monsoon: Boy what a match this has turned out to be!
Ventura: Solid analysis there Monsoon...
KS gets to his feet and pulls Ryan up with him and gets him in a Gutwrench but Ryan escapes. Ryan quickly knocks FiveGrand off the apron. KS quickly spins around and goes for a lariat but Ryan ducks through, hooks the arm, and nails the Bagmanhandler. Hook of the leg by Ryan as Chas slides into position to make the count.
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Chas orders for the bell to ring…
WINNERS AND NEW CSFMBWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Woodridge Ryan and Douchebag
Monsoon: New champs here in our opening contest Jess and you have to wonder if Keeping Score's head was completely in this match.
Ventura: Whether it was or not is irrelevant at this point. We have new champs!
Loser Becomes a Sox Fan: RFDC vs JimmyPastaThe bell sounds as the two look to get into a test of strength, they lock one hand but JimmyPasta fakes RFDC out by switching to a waist lock. RFDC struggles but eventually breaks free putting JimmyPasta into a hammerlock. RFDC then transitions it into wrist lock. JimmyPasta then rolls and kips up to break the hold, springboards off the ropes looking for a tornado DDT. RFDC then counters with a suplex and JimmyPasta kicks out at one. The two get up quick, RFDC trips the legs of JimmyPasta and gets a quick cover, then JimmyPasta does the same. The two are up again and JimmyPasta hits an arm drag sending RFDC to the outside to recuperate. JimmyPasta then hits the ropes and dives through the ropes with a Meatball to RFDC, landing head first onto the hardwood floor. JimmyPasta gets up and taunts RFDC as if nothing happened.
Monsoon: How is JimmyPasta’s neck not broken!?
JimmyPasta lifts RFDC off the floor and gives a stiff elbow to the jaw. He then whips him into the guardrail; he then looks to clothesline him into the crowd but RFDC ducks and hits a German suplex onto the hardwood floor.
Ventura: What a counter onto the floor. I’m just as surprised as you are at how JimmyPasta does not have a broken neck Geno.
RFDC gets up and eventually tosses JimmyPasta back into the ring, where he then makes a quick pin and gets a two count. RFDC lifts him off the mat and JimmyPasta starts firing back with throat chops, causing RFDC to back up into the ropes. JimmyPasta whips him off, RFDC counters, JimmyPasta ducks the clothesline and the back elbow. RFDC leapfrogs over, ducks a clothesline from JimmyPasta and counters into a waist lock. JimmyPasta then gives a low blow, causing RFDC to drop to one knee. JimmyPasta then hits the ropes and connects with a shining wizard. He covers RFDC but gets a two count only. JimmyPasta flips the crowd off as they continue to boo him. JimmyPasta then stomps away on RFDC in anger as the crowd keeps booing, causing him to flip them off once more. JimmyPasta then lands some stiff chops in the corner to the chest of RFDC; he whips RFDC towards the opposite corner. RFDC goes up and over, looks for another suplex, but JimmyPasta gives another low blow. He then looks for a suplex of his own, but RFDC counters, spins JimmyPasta around, gives a boot to the gut, and nails a northern lights suplex. He covers JimmyPasta but only gets a two count. RFDC tosses JimmyPasta to the outside where he then rests on the guardrail, leaving him open for a chop to the chest by RFDC. RFDC gives some straight right hands as they move to the opposite guardrail. RFDC then slams JimmyPasta’s head on the guardrail. JimmyPasta then fires back with a boot to the gut, and a head-butt. They then trade shots as they move around the ring, but RFDC gets the upper hand with an uppercut. RFDC then slams Pasta's head on the guardrail and tosses him back into the ring. RFDC then climbs the turnbuckle and waits for JimmyPasta to get up. RFDC leaps and nails Pasta with a Tornado Alley DDT. He hooks the leg but again only gets a two count.
Monsoon: Yet another picture perfect move by RFDC. He has a ton of momentum in this match thanks to the crowd.
Ventura: Don't count out JimmyPasta yet Monsoon. He's dangerous.
RFDC lifts JimmyPasta off the mat and delivers a snapmare, then hits the ropes and hits a sitting JimmyPasta with a knee to the face. He then looks for a standing moonsault but JimmyPasta moves in time, and kicks RFDC in the back of the head. RFDC rolls over as JimmyPasta bounces off the ropes and hits a twisting elbow. Pasta covers him but gets a two count. JimmyPasta drags RFDC into the corner and climbs to the middle rope.
Ventura: This could be it Monsoon! If JimmyPasta hits the Whopper Dropper, RFDC will be sitting shotgun with Panther at the Cell soon!
JimmyPasta leaps down but RFDC rolls out of the way at the last moment, causing JimmyPasta to crash to the mat. RFDC grabs the arm of Jimmy Pasta and locks in the Spaulding Stretch.
Monsoon: The Spaulding Stretch!
Ventura: JimmyPasta has nowhere to go, he’s in the center of the ring!
JimmyPasta fights the hold for about a minute but is unable to break the hold. RFDC keeps it cinched on and really wrenches the arm. Jeff Eaglo is checking on JimmyPasta, who finally taps out.
WINNER: RFDC
Monsoon: RFDC has done it! He's beaten JimmyPasta and gets to remain a Cubs fan.
Ventura: So how exactly did he come out ahead on this deal? He still has to cheer for those losers.
Monsoon: Oh boy.
RFDC reaches under the ring and pulls out a small Rudy Law White Sox jersey. The crowd roars in laughter as RFDC tosses the jersey to a recovering JimmyPasta. Jimmypasta struggles in getting the jersey over his protruding potbelly as RFDC laughs with the crowd. JimmyPasta stumbles out of the ring and continues to struggle with the small jersey as he makes his way to the back.
Celebrity Intergender Tag Team Match: Keeping Score and Taylor Swift vs. Sinicalypse and Alexa ChungKeeping Score will start things off with Sinicalypse. The two circle the ring before locking up in a collar and elbow tie up that is quickly broken up by KS as he applies a side headlock. KS really wrenching the skull of Sini, the younger superstar struggling to escape. Sini eventually pushes KS into the ropes, KS charging off the rebound and sends Sini to the canvas with a shoulder block takedown. Sini springs to his feet and is knocked right back down to the canvas from a KS closeline. Sini gets to his feet and KS greets him with a forearm right between the eyes. KS with another, and another, and another. Soon Sini is backed into the turnbuckles and KS continues to hammer away at Sini. KS pulls Sini out of the corner, applies the front facelock, hooks the arm, and nails the vertical suplex. KS goes for a cover as Eaglo slides into position to make the count.
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Sini kicks out. KS gets to his feet and pulls Sini up with him. KS with the Irish Whip but it’s reversed by Sini. KS suddenly charging off the rebound and Sini connects with a hip toss. KS springs to his feet and Sini takes him down to the canvas via the drop kick. KS gets back to his feet and Sini nails a spinebuster. Sini gets to his feet and lifts KS to his feet, but Ks shoves him back into his corner where he collides with Alexa Chung. Referee Eaglo signals the tag has been made and Alexa enters the ring. KS goes to his corner and tags in Taylor.
Monsoon: And here come the women Jess.
Ventura: That usually happens when I'm around Monsoon.
Taylor and Alexa come face to face in the center of the ring. Alexa slaps Taylor across the face as the crowd ooohh's. Taylor recovers and takes Alexa down the canvas with a spear. She grabs Alexa's hair and beats her head repeatedly into the mat. Jeff Eaglo pulls Taylor off as Alexa Chung curls up on the mat. Taylor goes back on the attack. She lifts Alexa up and whips he into the ropes. Alexa repbounds and is caught by a Swift Kick right to the face. Taylor covers her as Jeff Eaglo slides into position.
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Alexa kicks out. Taylor gets to her feet and pulls Alexa Chung up. She whips Alexa into the far ropes, comes charging hard off the ropes…and Taylor nails her with a closeline. Taylor hauls Alexa to a vertical base, applies a front facelock, hooks the arm, and lifts Alexa upside down in the air and nails the delayed vertical suplex. Taylor to her feet, bounces hard off the ropes and comes crashing down on Alexa Chung with an elbow. Swift with the cover as referee Jeff Eaglo slides into position to make the count.
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Alexa kicks out.
Monsoon: Two near falls for Taylor Swift!
Ventura: How can you seriously call this?
Monsoon: I like my job.
Taylor to her feet and pulls Alexa up with her. Taylor with the Irish Whip, Alexa hits the far ropes and comes charging off the rebound and ducks through a closeline attempt from Taylor. Alexa off the opposite of ropes and nails a drop kick. Taylor springs to her feet and Alexa pounces on her before whipping her into the far ropes. Taylor charging hard off the rebound and Alexa nails a beautifully executed Superga Slam. Alexa with the cover.
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Taylor kicks out. Alexa heads to the top rope. As Taylor makes her way to her feet, slowly spins around, and Alexa leaps off the top rope and comes crashing down with a cross body drop. Alexa gets to her feet, pulls Taylor up with her, and applies the front face lock. She hooks the arm, lifts her up and nails a front suplex slam. Alexa goes for the cover.
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Taylor kicks out. A loud “TAY-LOR” chat breaks out in the arena as Keeping Score is hopping up and down on the ring apron banging the top turnbuckle to pump up his partner.
Monsoon: Taylor really needs to make the tag to KS!
Ventura: No one cares.
Alexa gets to her feet and pulls Taylor up with her. Alexa whips Taylor into the far ropes, Taylor charging hard off the rebound, and ducks through a closeline attempt from Alexa. Taylor off the opposite ropes and nails a flying closeline. The crowd cheers as Taylor slowly gets to her feet and tags in KS. Alexa rolls out of the ring and KS charges into the ring as Sini enters as well and is knocked to the canvas with a big boot. KS with the cover as referee Eaglo slides into position to make the count.
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Sini kicks out. KS doesn’t allow Sini to get to his feet, however, as he delivers a vicious stomp that keeps him grounded. KS grabs him by both legs, drags him towards the corner and delivers a slingshot and it accidentally knocks Alexa Chung off the ring apron. Sini is dazed and confused when KS school boys him from behind, Jeff slow to slide into position to make the count…
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Kick out from Sinicalypse. KS to his feet and lifts Sini up by wrapping Sini’s legs around his own waist. Taylor has climbed to the top rope and leaps off with a a diving leg drop.
Monsoon: I'm told they call that move Our Swan Song Jess.
Ventura: That was actually pretty not bad.
KS hooks the leg of Sini.
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WINNERS: Keeping Score and Taylor Swift
CSFMBWA Intercontinental Title Match: Jackref(c) w/Houston Homer vs. Hank ScorpioJackref and Hank circle the canvas before locking up with a collar and elbow tie up. Jackref quickly breaks it and applies a side headlock and instantly begins to wrench the head of Hank. After a few seconds, Hank sinks to his knees and is in obvious pain. Hank finally shoves Jackref away and into the far ropes before lying down stomach first on the canvas. Jackref comes off the far ropes, leaps over Hank and hits the opposite set of ropes. Hank gets to his feet and sends Jackref to the canvas with an arm drag.
Monsoon: Beautiful armdrag from Hank Scorpio
Ventura: Big deal Monsoon. Jackref is a champion for a reason. Don't count him out.
Hank allows Jackref to his feet and the two once again circle the canvas and once again lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Jackref rushes Hank into the corner and breaks the tie up. Jackref suddenly unloads with blistering backhand chops across the bare chest of Hank. Jackref proceeds to pull Hank out of the corner and kicks him in the midsection. Jackref with the front facelock, hooks the arm, and nails a terrific Snap Suplex. Jackref quickly gets to his feet and comes dropping down with a diving knee drop across the face of Hank.
Ventura: Told you.
Jackref rises to his feet and pulls Hank up with him. Jackref with another backhand chop, and another, and another. Hank is backed into the ropes as Jackref levels him with one more blistering chop. Jackref sends Hank into the far ropes, Hank comes charging hard off the rebound, and sends Jackref to the canvas with a spinning Enzuigri. Hank with a quick cover, referee Chas slides into position to make the count…
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Jackref kicks out.
Hank gets to his feet and pulls Jackref up with him. Hank hits a devastating European Uppercut that sends Jackref staggering back. After another European Uppercut, Jackref is backed into the ropes. Hank with a violent Irish Whip that sends Jackref into the far ropes, Jackref charging hard off the rebound and Jackref comes back with a flying closeline. Jackref to his feet, grabs Hank by the back of the head and tosses him through the middle rope and onto the ringside floor. Chas begins the standard 10 count but is interrupted by Jackref. While Chas is distracted, Hank works his way to his feet and shakes the cobwebs out. He slowly turns around to re-enter the ring but Houston Homer kicks him square in the nuts. Hank crumbles to the floor as HH walks casually away. Chas disengages from Jackref and re-starts his count.
Monsoon: And Houston Homer has changed the complexion of this match!
Ventura: The First Lady of CSFMBWA is just looking out for her man Geno.
At the count of 5, Jackref goes to the outside and pulls Hank up. Jackref rolls Hank underneath the bottom rope before sliding back in himself and effectively breaks the count. Jackref pulls Hank to his feet, applies a front face lock, hooks the arm, hoists him high in the air, and nails the Stout Suplex Slam. Jackref with the cover, Chas sliding into position to make the count…
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Hank kicks out.
Jackref looks slightly disappointed but nonetheless gets to a vertical base and pulls Hank up with him. Jackref with another backhand chop and Hank is backed into the ropes. Jackref sends Hank into the far ropes, Hank charging hard off the rebound as Jackref doubles over for a back body drop but Hank counters with a Sunset Flip. Jackref’s shoulders are down on the canvas, Chas sliding into position to make the count as the fans look on with anticipation.
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Jackref manages kick out.
Hank briefly argues with Chas that it was a 3-cont but the ref emphatically signals it was only a 2-count. Hank gets to his feet and Jackref is up right behind him but is greeted with a forearm right between the eyes. Hank with another, and another, and another. Suddenly, Hank switches offense by kicking Jackref square in the midsection and clasps Jackref with the front face lock. He hooks the arm and lifts him in the air, but Jackref escapes and lands on his feet behind Hank. Before he even knows what happens, Jackref schoolboy’s Hank. Chas is slow to the canvas to make the count.
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Hank kicks out.
Monsoon: ANOTHER near fall! What a back and forth match this has been!
Ventura: I've got to agree with you Gorilla. Hank has shown me something here.
Both men to their feet and Jackref attempts a right hand but it’s blocked by Hank. Hank with a right hand of his own. Jackref and Hank exchange right hands until Hank gets the upper hand. Suddenly, Jackref is backed into the ropes but is soon sent sailing into the far ropes. Jackref comes charging off the rebound and Hank delivers a Hip Toss. Both men to their feet and Hank nails Jackref with a dropkick to the face. Cover by Hank.
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Jackref kicks out.
Hank pounds the canvas in utter frustration. He gets to his feet and signals to the crowd that he’s about to put Jackref away. Hank exits the ring and begins to climb to the top as Jackref lies motionless on the matt. Hank balances himself on the top rope and leaps off, attempting the Owen Drop. Jackref moves out of the way and Hank crashes hard to the canvas. Jackref gets to his feet and pulls the injured Hank up to his feet. Jackref puts him in a front facelock, hooks his tights, lifts him up high in the air. Jackref delivers the Steel Spike. The fans boo Jackref mercilessly. Surprisingly, however, Jackref doesn’t go for the pin.
Monsoon: The Steel Spike Brain Buster from Jackref but it doesn’t look like he’s done yet.
Ventura: He better be careful. He needs to pin Hank and end the match.
Jackref gets to his feet and exits the ring. He slowly climbs to the top rope and finds his balance. The fans are on their feet, imploring Hank to get up. Suddenly Jackref leaps off the top rope and delivers a leg drop to the back of Hank's head.
Monsoon: The Houston Hangover!
Ventura: Gotta believe this is over now Gorilla.
Jackref hooks the leg, Chas slides into position to make the count.
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Chas orders for the bell to ring.
WINNER AND STILL CSFMBWA INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: Jackref
Houston Homer enters the ring with the belt and hands it over to Jackref. They embrace and celebrate in the ring as Chas checks on Hank.
CSFMBWA InterWebs Title Match: Krazy Ivan(c) vs. Phil McCrackenKrazy Ivan and Phil McCracken meet in the center of the ring and Phil McCracken immediately begins to spew some pretty harsh trash talk. Ivan, to his credit, is doing his best to ignore it but Phil McCracken keeps at it. Soon enough, Ivan begins to dish it out and that leads to an aggressive shove on his part. Phil McCracken responds with a right hand. Before anyone can blink, the two are exchanging right hands in the center of the ring and the fans are absolutely eating it up.
Monsoon: Here we go! Phil McCracken and Krazy Ivan exchanging some vicious right hands in the center of the ring!
The two continue to exchange blows for several more moments before Phil McCracken sneaks in an extra right hand to the jaw of Ivan. Suddenly, Phil McCracken lands more and more rights that sends Ivan staggering back and into the ropes. Phil proceeds to whip Ivan into the far ropes, Ivan charging hard off the rebound and Phil McCracken sends him to the canvas with an arm drag. Phil proceeds to grab the left arm of Ivan and locks on the armbar.
Monsoon: McCracken looking strong in the early going of this match.
Ventura: Krazy Ivan needs to step it up if he hopes to hang on to his title.
Phil releases the armbar, climbs to his feet and pulls Ivan up with him. Phil with a European Uppercut…and another…and another. Ivan attempts a right hand but it’s blocked by Phil McCracken, who promptly kicks Ivan right in the midsection and applies front facelock. Phil hooks the arm of Ivan, lifts him high in the air and nails a delayed vertical suplex. Phil with a cover, Jeff Eaglo sliding into position to make the cover.
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Ivan kicks out.
As Ivan struggles to his feet, Phil McCracken mocks the crowd and garners major heat for his efforts. Phil McCracken proceeds to pull Ivan up to a vertical base and leans him against the corner. Phil McCracken begins to stomp away at the chest of Ivan and eventually Ivan collapses to a seated position. Phil proceeds to grab the top rope, swings his legs way back and swings down feet first to the chest of Ivan. Phil McCracken pulls Ivan to his feet and out of the corner. Ivan is leaning against the ropes and is clearly hurting badly. Phil proceeds to violently whip Ivan into the far ropes, Ivan comes off the rebound and ducks through a closeline attempt from Phil McCracken. Ivan hits the near ropes, Phil turns around and is sent to the canvas by a huge flying closeline from Ivan. Both men get to their feet, Phil charging towards Ivan and Ivan sends him to the canvas with an armdrag. Ivan rolls through and gets to his feet, Phil right up behind him and Ivan once again sends him to the canvas with a short-armed closeline. Both get back to their feet and Ivan is catching fire with yet another short-armed closeline. Ivan covers Phil as referee Eaglo slides into position to make the count.
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Phil McCracken manages to kick out.
Monsoon: Ivan making a comeback and he’s using those closelines to do it.
Ventura: He's keeping the pressure on Phil McCracken that's for sure.
Ivan gets to his feet and pulls Phil right up with him. Ivan with a backhand chop across the bare chest of Phil McCracken followed by another, and another, and another. Suddenly, Phil McCracken is backed into the turnbuckles and Ivan is refusing to relent on the chops. He finally pulls Phil out of the corner, kicks him the midsection before applying a front facelock. He hooks the arm and nails a Fisherman Suplex. Phil’s shoulders are down as Jeff slides into position to make the count.
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Phil just manages to get the shoulders up.
Ivan gets to his feet and pulls Phil McCracken up with him. Phil catches Ivan off guard with a right hand to the jaw and it sends Ivan staggering back. The right hand allows Phil to catch his breath and shake off the hits before charging towards Ivan with a closeline attempt but Ivan catches him with SHAKE THAT!
Monsoon: The SHAKE THAT Superkick from Krazy Ivan!
Ivan quickly covers Phil McCracken, Eaglo sliding into position to make the count.
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Phil McCracken kicks out. Ivan cannot believe it as he argues with Jeff, who simply responds by holding up two fingers as confirmation that it was only a two count. Ivan doesn’t waste anymore time arguing with the referee. Instead, he signals to the crowd that Phil McCracken is finished. He exits the ring and climbs to the top rope. He waits for Phil to get to his feet and he jumps off and delivers a twisting back fist to the face of Phil McCracken.
Monsoon: The Smack That Bitch from the top rope by Krazy Ivan!
Ventura: I haven't seen that move since Fred Dryer got sick of the backtalk from Stepfanie Kramer!
Ivan hooks the leg as Jeff Eaglo slides into position to make the count.
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THREE!
WINNER AND STILL CSFMBWA INTERWEBS CHAMPION: Krazy Ivan
CFMBWA World Heavyweight Title Match: The Original Kid Cairo(c) vs. Terry SpeepsSpeeps wastes little time as he immediately gets into the face of OKC, the crowd buzzing with anticipation. The two combatants are nose to nose yet neither man is doing any trash talking, just staring with an intense hatred in their eyes. A rather loud “OKC” chant breaks out through the arena as the two continue their stare down. Finally, Speeps takes a few steps back and grins. He calls for a traditional collar and elbow tie up and the fans boo.
Monsoon: Speeps calling for a traditional collar and elbow tie up but I think the fans would rather see Kid Cairo slug him!
Ventura: Terry Speeps is trying to be respectful and show good sportsmanship but is ridiculed by not only these fans but you, Monsoon! Come on!
OKC cautiously begins to circle the ring, Speeps doing the same. After some hesitation the two finally lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. The two men flounder around the ring, neither man gaining an advantage over the other. After a few more moments, they break the tie up. Speeps calls for another one and this time OKC jumps right into it. This, however, proves to be a mistake as Speeps nails him in the midsection with a solid kick. Speeps proceeds to lock on a side headlock and the crowd boos loudly.
Monsoon: Oh, what great sportsmanship! Speeps with a sneak attack and now has OKC in a side headlock!
Ventura: Hey, that’s why he’s number one contender. He thinks fast and it pays off. That’s how every great competitor operates.
Speeps proceeds to wrench the side headlock, OKC doing his best to escape the hold. After a brief moment, OKC manages to shove Speeps forward and into the near ropes; Speeps comes off the rebound and nails a shoulder block that sends OKC to the canvas. OKC quickly gets to his feet and Speeps nails his chest with a brutal backhand chop followed by another. OKC charges forward for a counter attack, however, Speeps uses OKC’s own momentum against him and sends him to the canvas with an arm drag.
Ventura: Speeps’s ability to think so quickly and gain momentum early on is impeccable. Whether you hate him or not, Gorilla, you have to admit he’s got a bright future.
Monsoon: Sure, but he’s not exactly a saint either, Jess! Something tells me his arrogant attitude will get him in trouble!
Speeps still has a hold of OKC’s left arm and begins to wrench as OKC screams in agony on the canvas. Speeps eventually goes into a seated position on the canvas and locks in an arm bar, OKC screaming out in pain even louder. Eventually both men rise to a vertical base, Speeps still holding onto OKC’s left arm though not for very long as Speeps sends OKC flying through the air with a powerful hip toss. Speeps rises his arms in the air to simply taunt the crowd, who respond by booing him extremely loudly. OKC slowly rises to a vertical base and Speeps nails him in the midsection with a knee strike. Speeps applies a front facelock and nails a snap suplex. Speeps quickly gets to a vertical base and pulls OKC up with him. Speeps proceeds to scoop OKC up and nails a back breaker. Speeps with a lateral press, referee Chas sliding into position for the count.
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OKC kicks out. Speeps quickly gets to his feet and stalks behind OKC, waiting for the champion to rise to a vertical base. OKC slowly gets to his feet and Speeps immediately locks on a rear waist lock. OKC desperately struggles to escape his grasp but to no avail as Speeps nails a picture perfect German Suplex. He gets to his feet and subsequently forces OKC back to his as he still has the rear waist lock applied. Speeps nails a brutal Release German suplex, OKC crashing into the turnbuckle. Speeps once again taunts the crowd by pounding his chest; the crowd showers him with boos. Speeps grabs the hurting OKC and pulls him to a vertical base. Speeps scoops OKC up and places the challenger in a tree of woe position. Speeps slowly walks across the ring to the opposite corner and abruptly charges forward full steam ahead. As he nears OKC, he leaps in the air and nails a sickening drop kick to the face of OKC. Cairo collapses to the canvas and the fans boo extremely loudly towards Speeps. Speeps pulls OKC to a vertical base and delivers a knife edge chop across OKC. Speeps with another and another, OKC staggers back and into the ropes. Speeps sends OKC across the ring with an Irish Whip; OKC comes off the rebound and ducks through a closeline attempt from Speeps. OKC hits the near by ropes, Speeps quickly turning around and doubling over for a back body drop attempt but OKC nails a kick underneath the jaw of Speeps. Speeps snaps up and staggers backward. He is soon sent to the canvas by a short arm closeline from OKC and the crowd erupts with cheers!
Monsoon: Here comes OKC! Maybe you spoke too soon, Jess!
Ventura: Hey, OKC is a great champion. I didn’t expect him to go without a fight. He needed to gain some offensive momentum.
Speeps quickly gets to a vertical base and is met with stiff right hands from Kid Cairo. Speeps staggers back as OKC continues his series of right hands. Suddenly, OKC nails a European Uppercut that sends Speeps crashing to the canvas and the fans going crazy with cheers. OKC doesn’t waste anytime as he hoists Speeps up to a vertical base, lifts him high in the air and nails the CairoPlex. OKC with a cover on Speeps.
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Speeps kicks out. OKC quickly turns Speeps onto his stomach and eventually locks in the Auto Tap. Speeps screams in agony as referee Chas gets down on his knees, asking Speeps if he wishes to submit. Speeps desperately tries to wiggle his way out of the move but OKC has the hold firmly in place. Speeps, however, does not give up and manages to push himself closer to the ring ropes and eventually grabs a hold of the middle rope for the rope break.
Monsoon: Speeps with the rope break! The Auto Tap is really difficult to escape from and Speeps should consider himself lucky for getting to the ropes in time!
OKC gets to his feet and this time he’s the one to stalk Speeps from behind, practically wishing for his opponent to get up. Speeps slowly but surely rises to a vertical base and OKC greets him with a firm kick to the midsection, Speeps immediately doubling over in pain. OKC underhooks the arms of Speeps and nails the Bez Bomb as the fans ERUPT with cheers! OKC has Speeps in a pinning predicament as referee Chas slides into position for the count.
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Two…
Speeps kicks out. OKC continues his aggressive streak as he stomps the fallen Speeps much to the fans delight. Speeps attempts to rise to a vertical base and OKC so graciously helps him out and eventually locks on the sleeper hold. Referee Chas immediately gets into the face of Speeps and asks him if he wants to submit. Speeps refuses but he is visibly fading, the crowd cheering OKC extremely loudly. Speeps, however, manages to nail OKC to the side of the head with an elbow. Speeps with another and another and one more elbow forces OKC to break the sleeper hold.
Ventura: THAT’S why Speeps is such a great competitor. He didn’t allow himself to fade to the sleeper hold. He needed to fight out of it and he did just that.
Monsoon: What a match so far between these two individuals!
Speeps charges into the near ropes, comes off the rebound, and levels OKC with a vicious closeline. OKC gets up to a vertical base but not for long as Speeps nails a devastating Russian Leg Sweep. Speeps pops up to a vertical base, grabs both legs of OKC and applies the Innuedo! OKC begins screaming in agony but smartly reaches the bottom rope for the rope break. Speeps still applies the hold but lets go just before Chas can count to five. Speeps pulls OKC to a vertical base, kick to the midsection, and nails a DDT. Speeps gets to his feet and pulls OKC up with him. Speeps charges into the near ropes, comes off the rebound and nails the stunned OKC with a picture perfect dropkick. Both men get to their feet and Speeps connects with a backhand chop across the chest of OKC. Speeps with another, another, another, and finally another that sends OKC staggering back into the corner. Speeps hoists OKC onto the top rope. Speeps climbs up to the second rope and hooks the arm of OKC. OKC attempts to fight off Speeps with stiff punches to the ribs of the challenger. Speeps, however, is determined to nail whatever move he wants to do and viciously nails Kid in the side of the head with a right hand. Speeps with another one and another one just for good measure. Speeps has OKC firmly held and hits a Chicoplex from the top rope. Speeps immediately with the cover, Chas sliding into position to make the count.
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OKC kicks out and the crowd explodes with cheers. Speeps is beside himself and immediately argues with referee Chas but the veteran referee is not backing down and warns Speeps of a disqualification. While Speeps is continuing to argue with the referee, OKC is slowly but surely coming to his senses. He manages sneak up behind Speeps and rolls him up. The fans erupt to their feet as Speeps is in a hell of a pinning predicament, Chas getting into a position to count.
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Monsoon: SO CLOSE!
The fans groan with disappointment, some evening booing the referee they were just cheering on. OKC, however, does not argue with Robinson but instead pulls Speeps up to a vertical base and manages a quick go behind. OKC with a half nelson that turns into an overhead half nelson suplex. OKC with another lateral press as Chas slides into position for the count.
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Speeps kicks out yet again. OKC quickly gets to his feet and drags Speeps up with him. A stiff forearm by OKC sends Speeps staggering back. OKC charges forward for a closeline but Speeps ducks through and quickly hooks the arm of OKC and attempts The Donovan Park Drop. OKC fights out of the move and delivers a Maywoodie to Speeps. OKC signals to the cheering crowd that this is the end. He grabs Speeps' leg and attempts to lock in the Auto Tap. Speeps fights it off however, and kicks OKC away; Kid crashes into referee Chas, knocking him to the floor.
Monsoon: The referee has been knocked out of the ring. The champion has to be careful here. You know what the Drinky Alliance is capable of!
OKC turns his attention back to Speeps. He whips him into the corner and delivers a knife-edge chop to Speeps. OKC then mounts Speeps and begins to punch away as the crowd counts along with each blow. Suddenly Jackref and Houston Homer race down the aisle toward the ring. They get to ringside and are about to enter the ring when Keeping Score and FiveGrand appear and cut them off!
Monsoon: I told you! The Drinky Alliance was gonna try to interfere. Thank God for KS and FiveGrand.
Ventura: Jackref and Houston Homer were just going to watch the action. Keeping Score better keep his hands off HH. She's a lady. And The Drinky Alliance is already at a disadvantage tonight thanks to Keeping Score!
FiveGrand and KS are blocking Jackref and HH from interfering. Meanwhile, OKC has dismounted and takes the wobbly Speeps into the center of the ring. OKC slams Speeps and locks on the Auto Tap. Speeps is tapping out, but there's no ref. Jackref attempts to get to the ring but is shoved away by FiveGrand. Keeping Score claps his partner on the back...and then grabs his head and delivers an inverted DDT to FiveGrand on the floor! He then hugs Jackref and Houston Homer!
Monsoon: What is Keeping Score doing?! That is his partner!
Ventura: Looks like it's not his partner anymore.
The crowd is stunned as Keeping Score and Jackref both enter the ring. OKC releases the Auto tap and prepares to fight two men. Suddenly someone jumps over the railing and enters the ring.
Monsoon: It's Drop In! Drop In has come back after being viciously assaulted earlier tonight.
Ventura: Keeping Score should've finished the job earlier tonight!
Drop In approaches Kid Cairo and shakes his hand. Jackref and KS bail from the ring as Drop In and OKC prepare to face off with The Drinky Alliance. The crowd roars it's approval. Drop In and OKC stand side by side as Speeps begins to get to his feet. He surveys the situation in front of him and backs into the corner. Drop In smiles and delivers a clothesline that decapitates Kid Cairo! Drop In picks up OKC and plants him with the Spiked Drink.
Monsoon: What in the name of God is happening??
Ventura: Drop In has happended Gorilla, and I love it!
BobbyHeenan comes from the crowd and gets Chas into the ring as Drop In leaves the ring. Speeps covers OKC and a groggy Chas counts.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
WINNER AND NEW CSFMBWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Terry Speeps
Drop In, Heenan, Jackref, Houston Homer, and Keeping Score all enter the ring and celberate with Speeps. Heenan and Speeps shake hands, and Drop In hands him the belt.
Ventura: The Drinky Alliance is once again on top of the world Monsoon.
Monsoon: Oh blow it out your ass Jess. This really was the End of the Road.
The show fades to black with the Drinky Alliance celebrating in the ring.
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