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 Post subject: Selling a crappy car
PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:02 pm 
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I've got a piece of shit truck that I need to get rid of. Still runs and I drive it to work everyday, just has a lot of issues that a worth more than the actual vehicle. I've tried listing it on craigslist without any bites. Has anyone ever donated a car or sold it to a "car buyer" type business? What type of cash or tax incentives do you get?

Need to get rid of it as soon as possible.


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 Post subject: Re: Selling a crappy car
PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:03 pm 
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Jerry: "So you want to take a ride with me out to Jersey? I'm gonna try to
sell the van to a lot."
Kramer: "A dealer? Are you insane? No, take out an ad. Sell it privately."
Jerry: "I don't think I want to meet the people that are in the market for a
used van."

Kramer: "Come on, Jerry, just let me help you."
Jerry: "OK."
Kramer: "All right! OK! Right, here we go. Yeah. OK, so... 'For sale. A big,
juicy van.' And, ooh, you gotta put down, 'interesting trades considered.'"
Jerry: "I don't want to trade."
Kramer: "No, you don't have to. It's all about tickling their buying bone."


*****

Jerry, answering the phone: "Hello? Yeah, the van is still for sale. Sure,
come on buy."
Kramer, rushing into Jerry's apartment: "Yeah, I called about the van."


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Kramer, inspecting Jerry's van: "So, how come you're selling it?"
Jerry: "You know why I'm selling it. I hate it."
Kramer: "How many miles?"
Jerry: "Two."
Kramer: "City or highway?"
Jerry: "Look, do you really want to buy this thing, or what?"
Kramer, breaking the antenna: "Hey, hey. Take it easy. I'm not gonna be
pressured. I'll walk away right now. Is this thing bent? I'm not paying for
that."
Jerry: "All right, just get out of here."
Kramer: "All right, look. I'm going to be honest. I'm very interested in the
van."
Jerry: "OK, fine. 'What do I have to do to put you in this van today?'"
Kramer, pointing to the newspaper ad: "Well, I don't really have any money.
But it says right here, 'interesting trades considered'."
Jerry: "You put that in!"
Kramer, pulling out an undershirt: "And I'm glad I did. Here."
Jerry: "You want to trade me an undershirt?"
Kramer: "No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt. He
took this off to do sit-ups in the park and I nabbed it."
Jerry: "That's disgusting."
Kramer: "Well, it's my final offer."


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 Post subject: Re: Selling a crappy car
PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:33 pm 
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Agree with Boviffs..trucks and vans sell quick if they run...what are ya asking?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:08 pm 
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Tell them it was owned by Jon Voight.

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 Post subject: Re: Selling a crappy car
PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:33 pm 
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Take it to Carmax to get a bottom price. If they surprise you jump on it. If every trading in a car have a Carmax offer in you pocket. I faked one which reminds me of a Stubhub trick and got at least 2k more than expected.

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 Post subject: Re: Selling a crappy car
PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:25 pm 
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$1500


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 Post subject: Re: Selling a crappy car
PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:24 am 
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Try dropping the price to 1200..and list on ebay classified it is free..and the more pics the better.

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