You'll Shoot Yer Eye Out!

now i really hope you're a black woman...

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I just snapped off a 'wrister'. I'm ready for the rest of the afternoon. MAN ALIVE AM I REFRESHED!

I was told that if you use your other hand, it feels like somebody else is doing it. I don't know if that's true or not.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

You don't know what it feels like to have somebody else doing it?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah. Not sure about using the other hand though. I'm not ambidextrous.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

you're not trying hard enough...Kid.

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It sounds like Jim Hendry is gonna snap one off around 3:04 today.

When I received this promo picture in the mail.

Nice work on the intro music today...

Gone in 60 Seconds..

"Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Stranger." What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out."

Good times...

Nice job, Stu. It was obvious Mac was pissed at Jurko when he blurted out "STU-GOTZ".

A fully inflated water wing requires no hands and no cuddling afterwards. Like the salad dressing container just don't allow it to be re-used for it's original intended purpose.

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I'm like a carpenter building stairs.......Always thinking one step ahead.

Mac talked about his son discovering maturbation on the air? And how Mac's gonna give him advice. Cmon Mac. You shouldn't do that to your kid. His classmates are gonna get wind of that or maybe they heard it.

They are gonna give him hell for that.

On a side note. I'll never forget the day I figured out the 2nd function of the penis. What a glorious day that was.

or they're gonna ask him for advice.

i think this was more of an on air discussion because the little guy has autism, so its anything but the "normal" happenings of dissapearing paper towels and vaseline, with a bedroom door thats locked much more than usual

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That's fine. But I'm sure his son doesn't want Daddy discussing this on the air. That's got to be embarrasing for him.

You keep that up and you'll end up pregnant! Oh, wait...

Franks and beans, franks and beans - he was masturbating, he was masturbating

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I'm like a carpenter building stairs.......Always thinking one step ahead.

Bear, I guarantee you Mac's son does not know any better to care.
that is Autism.

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Don't you people know parents always want to tell you about their kids. Just ask them.

This topic is best left to experts in the field of puberty whackin' time and parents or families of those affliced with the condition. Surely I could type something funny, but seeing the crippled on a weekly basis has taken the humor out of Mac and his child going through the wonder years.

Thanks for sharing, but I'm sure he already has the answer and just wanted to get thoughts from the rest of the crowd at the last neighborhood corner tavern.

So Grid, next time there is trivia contest and the final question is a take five of when Mac seeked advice in his personal life from the listeners, now you'll only need to remember four more. Late.

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zip...

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That train has passed...

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I happen to be getting into my car after stuffing a pizza down my throat and caught the segment. Good Stuff Mackey and this will show you guys that I do contribute not only to this board but to MJH .

Sticking with this threads theme(no pun intended) what did you guys do when you had your first "Wet Dream "?I thought i pissed myself for the next 3 motnhs untill I saw an 'After school special' about it. I had one about 6 months ago and freaked out .

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I've told this story here before but it is appropriate so bear with me...I had a friend who jerked it into another friends golf club head cover. He was in the back seat of the car on the way to the course with the clubs next to him. I believe it was one of those tiger woods stuffed animal figures. He said it felt great.

My first one was about a month after I turned 14. I knew exactly what it was because my brother warned me about it. I was dreaming about this girl from school and I remember it being the best feeling I'd ever felt up to that point.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

i never had one.

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Never one huh?

Just four in seven hours I assume?

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You know me like that.

This segment couldn't have been much worse than the peeing in the coffee cup segment earlier.

That's impossible! It's for EVERYBODY!

I discovered that "it spits" before the wet dreams started, and after that it was two-a-days, so I never had enough of a "reserve" build up to require an involuntary nocturnal release.

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