I'm sure all of us appreciate BF spending his own money to give us a vehicle to waste time during the day. I've had the chance to share a lot of my great opinions (Nearly all have been deleted) over the past 7 years because of his generosity. I've never had the opportunity to meet BF but everyone that has met him always talks about how great of a guy he is and how generous he is. For the first 4 years or so he came off that way on the board too. Since that time something has changed.

BF started to become extremely sensitive and an asshole around the time the housing market and economy crashed. Naturally I assumed the change came because he wasn't doing as well financially. Something like that is understandable. Since that time I've realized that he probably hasn't taken a hit at all and he's still doing great.

Recently I realized what his issue is. BF doesn't have a girlfriend. When I started posting here he was always talking about a girlfriend. Over the past few years I haven't heard anything about a girlfriend. If we help Big Fan find a girlfriend I believe he'll go back to being a great guy in person and on the board.

Or maybe a boyfriend?? Not that's there's anything wrong with that.

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Team Cutler.

This will certainly end well.

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See you in a week.

There's nothing wrong with that. I believe this woman needs to be a diehard sports fan too. She probably shouldn't have any kids either.

Being helpful is always a great thing.

BF didn't ban me when I was going out of my way to be an asshole. He secretly likes me.

cubbiegirl seamus

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George: What kind of hair?

Jerry: You know, long dark hair.

George: Flowing?

Jerry: Flowing?

George: Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

Jerry: 'Thick lustrous hair is very important to me,' is that what you said?

George: Yeah, that's right.

Jerry: Just clarifying.

George: Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?

Jerry: Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?

George: I'd like to be able to get it out.

Jerry: I think you'll get it out.

George: What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.

Jerry: She's got a fine cheek.

George: Is there a pinkish hue?

Jerry: A pinkish hue?

George: Yes, a rosy glow.

Jerry: There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows.

George: Who cares about eyebrows? Is she sweet? I like sweet. But not too
sweet, you could throw up from that.

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Being sane is likely a requirement.

Cynthia: First of all, what does he do?

Elaine: He was in real estate, um, now, he's not working right now-

Cynthia: He's not working?! How come he's not working?

Elaine: Well, um, he, he got fired.

Cynthia: Why did he get fired?

Elaine: Uh. Why? Oh, right. Um, well, he tried to poison his boss.

Cynthia: Excuse me?

Elaine: Such a long story, Cynthia, seriously, I mean he just had some problems at work.

Cynthia: Is he nuts?

Elaine: No, no, no, he's a really really funny guy.

Cynthia: What does he look like?

Elaine: Pardon?

Cynthia: What does he look like?

Elaine: Um, well, he's got a lot of character in his face. Um, he's short. Um, he's stocky.

Cynthia: Fat. Is that what you're saying, that he's fat?

Elaine: Powerful. He is so powerful, he can lift a hundred pounds right up over his head. And um, what else. What else. Oh, right. Um, well, he's kind of, just kind of losing his hair.

Cynthia: He's bald?

Elaine: No! No, no, no, he's not bald. He's balding.

Cynthia: So he will be bald.

Elaine: Yup.

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I will feed the troll.

I would suggest you take it up with BF in a private message before you air such thoughts publicly. That's some pretty rough speculation. I am an easy going person, but I would take offense if someone posted that about me. It one thing to say stuff in jest, but I think you got quite personal.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

You know who Makaveli is, right?

If I had to guess some iteration of MD. But no I do not.....

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Hawaii (fuck) You

No, there's no secret here. It's nas. Remember him? He was murdered and deleted, but he's back up in BF's ass with the resurrection.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I think he's been upset since Theo got the big white bathtub.

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Wow. Those Seinfeld quotes just reinforce my dislike for that show.

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Yes I do. He must have mental issues to post something like that. Too bad, I never had a problem with him.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'm just trying to be helpful. He's been uptight lately. Thanks for your concerns.

See HOVA, here's the thing:

Big Fan is, by all means, a man of means. Dude has paper. So it's hard for me to fathom that he has any trouble getting women.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Well one thing we know is that if he's rich he sure ain't depressed.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

True. No trouble having sex isn't the same as no trouble finding a woman. I'm sure he can fuck all the young girls he wants but after a while that has to get boring and annoying with many of them being so needy.

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

BTW I do realize I'm being an asshole with this thread even though I believe there may be some truth to it.

Nas if you posted this in the White Sox section, you probably would have gotten a much faster response out of biggie.

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He'll find it and call me a bitch or something.

Or the CSFMB facebook group.

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That's secret dammit!!!

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

This group doesn't exist anymore.

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"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."

This is true.