We softened them up for Tampa.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Ouch!

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Is it wrong for me to be excited about the Yankees winning a championship this year for Ichiro?

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According to Cowley AJ is the reason Booner's not on the White Sox anymore. They absolutely hated each other. I bet he wanted to plug him that AB and that broken bat single is going to eat at him for a long time.

Boone Logan was, is, and always will be a turd.When he first got to the big leagues he thought he was hot shit. A.J. put him in his place. Everyone else on that team was behind A.J. Fuck Loone Bogan. Piece of shit.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Thronton with a clean inning. Ranger's happy.

Agreed.

Piss on Boone Logan.

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Reed has the bottom of the order coming up. Don't get back around to Jeter.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

KA-BOOM! You're a big sexy Donkey.

Sox can beat the Yankees and Rangers, but can't get past the Royals.

Guess it is a good thing they won't face the Royals in the post season.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It's a funny game.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

But they do face them six more times down the stretch.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

"They will first face senior citizen Freddie Garcia. A child at a county fair can throw a ball at stacked up milk bottles at a faster velocity than where Freddie Garcia is topping out at these days. Despite his obvious physical limitations, Freddie Garcia has miraculously won three (3) games in a row. The odds of winning the lottery are more favorable than this old man getting to four (4) in a row."

I have quoted myself not out of conceit, but rather to keep track of my predictions in this series. By my count, I am at a one hundred percent (100%) accuracy clip. That is an A+ beyotches.

I hereby christen last night's game as "The Brian 'Satan Elf' Cashman Memorial Bullpen Suckfest." That is quite a bullpen the wizard has assembled. If I am going to have to look at that bullpen in the playoffs, I would rather not make the playoffs. It is time to trade Joba Chamberlain for a large bag of sunflower seeds. If you cannot get the bag, release this mental midget so he can sign with the Pirates and win the Cy Young trophy.

It would be hilarious, however, if the White Sox kept the Tigers from making the playoff. So, in a way, I feel very happy today.

I am the original gangster.

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Stones, you are the most likeable unlikeable guy on this board. Don Tiny is literally on your heels.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Thank you buddy.

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SHARK! is reporting that Brian "The Satan Elf" Cashman has just signed sixty-eight (68) year old Sparky Lyle to shore up the team's bullpen.

SHARK! is also reporting that Joba Chamberlain will be buried alive at sea to make room for this roster move.

Thank you for the heads up SHARK!

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None of that is true...

It should be...it would be high-lar-eeous!!!!

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2009

2000

1999

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1996

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1977

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Actually I'm pretty sure you did report the part about Joba being buried at sea. It was last Thursday I think...

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Stones I apologize if you've stated this before, but which championship Yankees team do you have the closest personal connection to?

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

The past is for cowards and losers, SR.

Roughly 16 hours ago;

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That is a very difficult question. I can tell you this - I was only twelve (12) and thirteen (13) when they won in 1977 and 1978, so I was too young to appreciate it. It all seemed fairly routine to a young stoneroses86.

Conversely, there were so many lean years until 1996, that it made that one unbelievable to watch. For that reason, I would have to say 1996.

Look at little Frank Costanza trying to fight the power of photographs from seven (7) World Series titles with photographs from a regular season game in August! I am laughing out loud!

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I want to apologize to Frank Costanza for calling him Little Frank Costanza. I guess if I walked a mile in his shoes, I would cherish every division title I could experience. Through no fault of his own, Frank Costanza is suffering from secondrata citizenitis. It is no fun to make fun of people with disabilities, and I discourage this practice. I will be manufacturing a shiny gold medal for Frank Costanza in honor of last night's big victory against senior citizen Freddie Garcia.

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I'll continue basking in the glow of the CURRENT WS champs....that is until they fail to make the 2012 postseason

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The Cardinals are now only a game out of the Wildcard chase. I would definitely not count them out.

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