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Douchebag

Post subject: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:48 pm

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I was going for a blind nil, and my partner was holding the Ace & King of spades. Spades were finally broken, and this knob decided to not lead with either of these cards after he took a trick. The hell is wrong with you? Dude left me hanging out to dry and i had no choice but to finally take a trick. Thanks for costing us the game. Fucking amateurs...

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:49 pm

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Play some Euchre instead.

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Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:50 pm

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:50 pm

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That's the worst. Almost as bad as the partner that cuts with a spade for no reason when you are clearly about to win the book...

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:50 pm

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Also people who can't play Euchre.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:51 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

That's the worst. Almost as bad as the partner that cuts with a spade for no reason when you are clearly about to win the book...

I've been known to unleash some profanity laced tirades if someone trumps my winning book.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:55 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Tough day at work?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:58 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Tough day at work?

It is now.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:00 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Tough day at work?

It is now.

Sore loser, what are you teaching the youth of today.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:16 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

That's the worst. Almost as bad as the partner that cuts with a spade for no reason when you are clearly about to win the book...

There is nothing more frustrating in Spades than when your opponents bid nil, and the nil bidder is out of a particular suit, and your p leads that suit.

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Psycory

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:47 pm

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This is why I am more inclined to play hearts of spades or euchre.
I guess I"m a loner, a rebel.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:03 pm

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One of my favorite pastimes to pass time (especially while on the train) is to play spades on my phone.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:56 pm

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spmack wrote:

One of my favorite pastimes to pass time (especially while on the train) is to play spades on my phone.

yeah I did this too but my computer partner was a complete moron. Did some wacky shit, like acing my winning plays...
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FUCK YOU COMPUTER PARD-NAH!

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:16 pm

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This is why I stick to Kings in a Corner.

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Makaveli

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:33 pm

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Spades is serious business. Not knowing how to play could get you cut.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:49 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

This is why I stick to Kings in a Corner.

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newper

Post subject: Re: People That Dont Know How To Play Spades

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:20 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

I was going for a blind nil

Not as fun as a double blind nil. Now you are living on the razor's edge, my friend! In some states, it is illegal, but I think it is still allowed in Illinois and Indiana.

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