These updates from Jon Feinstein, Gottlieb, Esiason, etc are fucking brutal. Someone should be fired for green lighting these.

Only bright side I can think of is seeing how far either Dan will go in their "joking" about them.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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You know me like that.

What, Gottlieb's hurricane humor didn't do it for you?

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

The "CBS Sports Minutes" aren't going anywhere, but the jingle should be 86th-ed.

I assume they're either getting paid for these or they had no choice?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

2ndth

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Team Cutler.

We get that they aren't going anywhere. I believed you the first 17 times.

And I know you were prominently involved in integrating these things SHARK. it's obvious.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I believe, danno, that it's "86'ed"

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

These are fucking brutal.

Especially the Feinstein ones. "If Snedeker wins, he'll be a great Ryder Cup pick" "Tiger doesn't strike fear in the hearts of other golfers anymore". No shit? Way to go out on a limb.

He's like the Elmhurst Steve of network radio.

Tiger Woods has been just another golfer since that accident, scandal & the end of his marriage.

...a tad obvious?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Nah, they are choosing to run them free of charge

ArrPeeBee got hardon for City of Fools tickat!

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1% of your posts on Beardown

Is that "joke" really referencing a mentally challenged person?

I have long helf the belief it was a guy with a thick accent.

Is it really a menatally challenged guy?

These CBS Sports updates suck. Hopefully the Score wont be forced to broadcast any national shows or other crap.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

That remains to be heard. CBS Sports Radio doesn't start its sports talk programming until January. The only thing I'm reasonably sure is that Yahoo! Sports Radio, which The SCORE airs overnights Fridays into the wee hours of Saturday morning & late Saturday nights into early Sunday mornings, will be history in the New Year.

SHARK, is there a chance these CBS Sports minutes go away any time soon?

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As Hawk Harrelson might say...

"No."

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You know me like that.

I always thought it was an Asian guy who delivered food when they worked on Belmont.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'm Terry Boers and this is a CBS Sports Minute. Look, I, uh, if you, well, uh I mean in point of fact, uh, I, ah, I mean, it's really just a matter of, um, ah, er, uh uh uh uh uh, when you really get down to it, I, sigh, I mean, look, it's just that with, um, ah, uh, you have to--

CBS Sports-Ra-Di-O!

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Keep 'em. I love the post-segment reaction by the on-air hosts.
I can't wait until Doug Gottlieb gives his take on college basketball players who steal credit cards.

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fantastic...

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The Score hosts are even making jokes about the CBS Sports Minute reports. They're fucking terrible. They sound very amateurish & the topics are just plain stupid. If these updates are any indication of what is yet to come from CBS Sports Radio, I'm really going to miss some of the Yahoo Sports Radio hosts.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I KNEW A GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL NAMED TAD OBVIOUS.

Remember when they did that stupid thing called "Best of the Best"? It would be like

"THE SCORE'S BEST OF THE BEST! THE MIKE NORTH MORNING SHOW, MORNINGS 6 TO 10"
"Alls I'm sayin' is I still tink under certain circumstences dat if dey can use dat word, I can use it too!"
"LISTEN ALL DAY TO THE SCORE"

and then B&B would play the "Whaaat?" drop. Or "Gay." That is the fate of the CBS Sports Minute.

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The daily "What stupid thing did Nort' say today" segments were the best part of the day.

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You know North is going to take credit for these 1 minute segments.

'Dey stole anutter idea 'a mine...I'm just sayin'...

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You know me like that.

fixed.

incidentally, when the guy belts out the impassioned "CBS SPORTS RAAAAAAADDDIIIOOOOOOOO" at the end of the minute, i can picture a scene in a recording studio reminiscent of the one in private parts where pig vomit/virus is coaching howard on how to say W-NNNNNNNNNNNNN-BC with passion and pride and emphasis on certain syllables. that is one majestic utterance of CBS SPORTS RADIO if i ever heard one...... even tho they're totally ripping off * lil guitar riff * SPORTING NEWS RAAAAAADIIIIIIOOOO * guitar wailout *

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