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Powerhouse233

Post subject: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:53 pm

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The mere presence of Adam Carolla, despite it being a small voice over role, makes Matt Abbatacola want to skip Wreck it Ralph. For some reason Carolla bothers him, even though he's 100 times more entertaining and interesting than anyone on the score. I never thought Abbatacola had such delicate sensibilities but I guess we learn something new everyday.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:55 pm

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This may be the dumbest DB nomination in the board's history.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:59 pm

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Powerhouse233 wrote:

For some reason Carolla bothers him, even though he's 100 times more entertaining and interesting than anyone on the score.

The above quote sealed it for me. :lol:

Yeah, I think Carlos Mencia sucks but at least he's arguably a funnier comedian than anybody in my office.

Wh....what?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:00 pm

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STOP ATTACKING POOR DEFENSELESS POSTERS!

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Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:04 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I also don't know who Carlos Mencia is.

You all want to know someone I don't know? Carlos Mencia.

Too subtle?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:07 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

STOP ATTACKING POOR DEFENSELESS POSTERS!

No shit. Adam only has 3 posts and Kid is already riding his ass.

I don't care how long he's been here. I subscribe to the, "Get that weak shit outta here" mantra.

I thought this was what the board was based on. At least that's the impression I get whenever guys like you and Dolphin wax nostalgic about how good this board supposedly was in 2005.

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Powerhouse233

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:11 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

STOP ATTACKING POOR DEFENSELESS POSTERS!

No shit. Adam only has 3 posts and Kid is already riding his ass.

Aww, my post is weak shit, is it? I suppose everything you post is absolutely brilliant. Go screw yourself you sanctimonious prick, I don't give a damn if you don't like the topic. Go post more youtube videos and keep your damn mouth shut.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:11 pm

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Most of it is brilliant. Not all of it.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:12 pm

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And welcome to the board.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:17 pm

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:18 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

STOP ATTACKING POOR DEFENSELESS POSTERS!

No shit. Adam only has 3 posts and Kid is already riding his ass.

My Post

Kid's head

No wonder you left the Crew.

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Frontman

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:18 pm

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Abbatacola might be DB worthy for a few things over the years; but not wanting to go see a CGI movie that has Adam Carolla voice acting in it isn't that high on the list.

Nomination denied.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:21 pm

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Powerhouse233 wrote:

If you're going to piss and moan, at least try to make it entertaining for the rest of the crowd. Or at least go post in the Politics section.

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Powerhouse233

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:24 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Powerhouse233 wrote:

If you're going to piss and moan, at least try to make it entertaining for the rest of the crowd. Or at least go post in the Politics section.

No, I'm not going to do that. He's a douche bag and he belongs in this section. Sorry it isn't entertaining for you, but I don't really give a damn. Politics? This has nothing to do with politics, I don't know why you'd say that.

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Sneakers O'Toole

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:34 pm

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Powerhouse233 wrote:

... but I don't really give a damn?

Bigfan?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:39 pm

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Powerhouse233 wrote:

Politics? This has nothing to do with politics, I don't know why you'd say that.

Christ Almighty, ye dim one .... post there so nobody with any sense has to see your idiocy. It may be difficult to tell one section from another with your head up your ass, so you might want to take a momentary break from your insightful and witty posting to extricate your head from your anal orifice, and perhaps your future attempts might reach a more sympathetic crowd.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:40 pm

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Powerhouse, we're just giving you crap.

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Dave In Champaign

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:43 pm

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I bet brothers don't do Carolla movies either.

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Powerhouse233

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:44 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

I bet brothers don't do Carolla movies either.

What Carolla movies....?

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312player

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:46 pm

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Corolla has not been funny in years...but Abattacola is a douche no doubt.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:47 pm

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Powerhouse233 wrote:

Dave In Champaign wrote:

I bet brothers don't do Carolla movies either.

What Carolla movies....?

nice ... didn't know he had any either ...

Speaking of giving crap .... time to go get some work done ....

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Powerhouse233

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:48 pm

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312player wrote:

Corolla has not been funny in years...but Abattacola is a douche no doubt.

I know he isn't for everybody, but I strongly disagree.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:50 pm

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He was great on Stern..should have taken Jackie the jokeman's job ..artie was a fat pile of suck.

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:51 pm

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He's great as Death on Family Guy.

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Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:10 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I also don't know who Carlos Mencia is.

And I've never been to OKC's office, but I'd bet a year's salary that someone there is funnier than Carlos Mencia.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:54 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

I also don't know who Carlos Mencia is.

And I've never been to OKC's office, but I'd bet a year's salary that someone there is funnier than Carlos Mencia.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:29 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

STOP ATTACKING POOR DEFENSELESS POSTERS!

No shit. Adam only has 3 posts and Kid is already riding his ass.

I don't wax nostalgic about the board. I just describe its roots as I remember them when the topic arises. I don't think I have ever been a "board was better two years ago" person. I kind of accept it for where it is now. If I wasn't still entertained I wouldn't still post.

While we are on the topic, board origins were to shred any new person for a couple of days.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:28 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Who's Adam Corolla?

Tom Celica's cousin.

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Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:32 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Who's Adam Corolla?

Tom Celica's cousin.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: Matt Abbatacola

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:43 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

I'd just like to say that I understand about 5% of this thread.

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