I'd like to back into you.

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Can't beat up on a team 10 games under .500 you don't deserve to be in the playoffs.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

So Detroit doesn't deserve it either then.

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It's true. Detroit sure as fuck doesn't look like a team of destiny and neither does this Sox squad but they have the lead and someone has to win it.

If I have to hear fucking Hawk say "That'll get the job done" one more fucking time after Ventura wastes another one of his precious outs, I think I'm going to throw something through my TV.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Earl Weaver is still kicking...

Correcto. Can't beat teams worse than you are consistently you will lose dearly when you face the good teams. No reason the Sox should be losing to the Royals all the time.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

What kind of odds do you want to give me that whichever teams wins the Central ends up in the World Series?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I was thinking of you in the 8th friday night. That was brutal. Dumb old school baseball at its finest

You have a strong feeling on that JORR?

No dominant team anywhere this year

Olmedo is the best thing you can bring to the plate down one with two in scoring position?

By the way, it's time to lay down the law on this paternity leave bullshit. Doctors either induce or go C section with such regularity that it seems like the norm. They set them up on Fridays to make sure they don't have to work weekends. Why can't they do they same for these guys?

Also, have your wife live in Chicago with an entourage of family members starting in the 8th month so that they can be there in case of an emergency.

Finally, fuck this pussy Spiegal attitude. You can both work AND spend a maximum amount of time with your wife and child. The kid is most likely going to be sleeping 23 hours. You can slip out and play a game for three hours without damaging the future development.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Get a fuckin hit with guys in scoring position. A weekend full of fuckin pop ups and weak ass three hoppers. They had all the chances in the world to sweep that fuckin series but no one could get a big hit off a shit fuck pitching staff. FUCK.

And fuck you De Aza is a good outfielder. That dick let at least 2 outs drop in front of him today and countless outs this entire year. I'm fuckin sick of it. Fuckin panzy move the fuck in or move the fuck out.

Betwixt De Aza and Wise, I'll take De Aza.

And Wise has let balls drop in front of him as well and doesn't have the range De Aza has.

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I think whichever one of those comes out is going to have an edge in pitching in the AL, i.e., Verlander, Scherzer or Sale, Peavy.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I heard a guy at the game yesterday ask, "How could Youkilis fuck his wife in late December or early January knowing he might be in a pennant race in September?"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

His opinion on DeAza is absurd. Please disregard.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I think Youk figured Theo was going to take him with to the Cubs so he thought he'd be golden.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

My foremothers used to push those kids out in the middle of a lunch break while working in the fields and got back up to finish off the day afterwards. You know who babysat those kids? The village goat. When the village goat was busy they would give the job to Zbyniew the town fool.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.