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good dolphin

Post subject: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:32 am

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said he was 5'9" when they were talking about the baseball players Big Poison and Little Poison

Is it normal for a man to still be getting taller in his 40s? Maybe he has a pituitary problem.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:38 am

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And that makes me 5"9 and a half!!!

Ill be 6"0 tall by next year

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:15 am

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Lil' Napoleon Bernstein.

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:50 am

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If he's 5'9", I'm 6'4"....and embarrassed because I can't dunk.

Not even a tennis ball anymore :cry:

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:16 pm

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He's 6'5", 6'9" with the afro.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:21 pm

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After standing next to him, there is no way that he is 5'9".

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:41 pm

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of course not. The point is he had been pushing his 5'8.5" (which he isn't either) for a long time and always made sure to include the .5, as if it mattered. Now he is up to 5'9"

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:43 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

of course not. The point is he had been pushing his 5'8.5" (which he isn't either) for a long time and always made sure to include the .5, as if it mattered. Now he is up to 5'9"

HGH

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:48 pm

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Lifts in his shoes.

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:01 pm

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I believe Bernstein (Mickey Abbott) plays on his sons T-ball team but the kids are growing so fast that Dan has started using Lifts which when combined with a fake afro make him a robust 5'9".

If Sara Ganim (Tammy) finds out she might blow him off for Larry Holmes (Johnny).

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:05 pm

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This sounds like something Sir would do. Maybe there is a mad scientist at the score, making Sir into Dan and Dan into Sir. Terry fits the role of Igor nicely.

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:12 pm

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8675309 wrote:

Ganim tweeted earlier that there was a suspicious beaver at Package Stadium.

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:16 pm

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Who gives a shit as long as you can get on all the rides?

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:11 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Who gives a shit as long as you can get on all the rides?

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:16 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Ganim tweeted earlier that there was a suspicious beaver at Package Stadium.

Bye Crackey...

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:15 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Who gives a shit as long as you can get on all the rides?

Wouldn't matter to Dan. He said a little bit ago that he hates amusement parks and roller coasters. Anybody surprised at that coming from a guy who gets his jollies playing Suduko and doing N.Y Times crossword puzzles?

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:17 pm

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Berns The 5'9"

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:28 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Berns The 5'9"

This is what happens when Boers meets evil
We hit the trees til we look like North Shore people
He's evil and I'm bad like steve segal

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:54 pm

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Can we just sticky a thread in this section about Bernstein's height claims? It's a monthly to bi-monthly occurrence.

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:39 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Bernsie's kid is now manning the Wiki Answers desk:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_still_grow_a_couple_of_inches_at_40_years_old

Good to know.

But can you get taller?

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Mr. Belvidere

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:03 am

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I can always get smarter. Danny will always be a short fuck. Fuck you Bernstien. You midget bitch!!!

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:57 am

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

How tall is Tim Baffoe?

I think it's obvious. Ten feet tall.

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:17 am

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Why is Jason Alexander there?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:18 am

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If Dan is 5"9 then Laurence is 5"10 and everyone else in the picture is at least 6"3

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:23 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

If Dan is 5"9 then Laurence is 5"10 and everyone else in the picture is at least 6"3

The guy on the far left is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:30 am

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BTW....the only comment on the picture

"HAHA...Bernstein is short"

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:09 am

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guest appearance by Powder at drinky's wedding

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:12 am

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Killer V wrote:

Can we just sticky a thread in this section about Bernstein's height claims? It's a monthly to bi-monthly occurrence.

The height claims fascinate me. Terry is sitting there well over 6 feet and you never hear him mention his height yet in my limited listening I hear Dan reference his height at least once a month.

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:58 am

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Mr. Belvidere wrote:

I can always get smarter. Danny will always be a short fuck. Fuck you Bernstien. You midget bitch!!!

So what has hindered your progress to this point?

:wink:

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Post subject: Re: Dan Is Still Growing

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:14 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Killer V wrote:

Can we just sticky a thread in this section about Bernstein's height claims? It's a monthly to bi-monthly occurrence.

The height claims fascinate me. Terry is sitting there well over 6 feet and you never hear him mention his height yet in my limited listening I hear Dan reference his height at least once a month.

Bernsy being satirical about Napoleonic complexes. Honestly. Just ask him.

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