If I want ZZ Top, I'll listen to one of the classic rockers in this town. I don't need Jeremiah Weed either.

Old Navy. Old Super Fans. Old Coach. What a bunch of whores.

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I don't hate this commercial for Education Connection, I'm more baffled and bemused by it. The awkward singing and rapping, carrying around all that ketchup and mustard, the awkward dancing, now she's a singer with a mic, taking classes on "her own time" and getting her degree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

I like how the University of Chicago is flooding the Score airwaves with commercials advertising the opening of their new hospital...in 2013. Until then, better stay healthy.

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Who works at a corn dog stand? At least branch out and sell regular hotdogs or something...

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Spiegel's Slingbox commercial.

"No passwords to remember, no apps to download."

Are these difficult tasks?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

DaaaaaaaaMaaaaaaaNaaaaaaaaa

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This fucking Walgreens flu shot commercial makes me want to punch John Fogerty. It must play 6 times an hour.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

It's not just on radio, but also on TV, too.

Walgreens: "On the corner of Healthy & Happy"...

I can't remember what the company is, but I hate the commercial with those very obviously fake baseball calls.

"It's the first night game at Wrigley Field!"

"You're witnessing history, folks!"

"You've just gotta believe!"

They don't even sound close to real. Obviously there are probably licensing rights preventing them from using the real broadcast sound, but can't they at least try to make their fake calls sound somewhat authentic?

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

OKC, they are the ones for the Illinois Lottery. Anything's Possible...

Thank you.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

STOP ATTACKING!

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That actually is Ed Farmer's real call

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I hate that one is about winning the World Series, one is about pitching a perfect game, and my team's is about turning a light on. God damn it.

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Yeah, that must suck.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

"The times I go to the gas station is so small, that I forget house to put gas in my car."

I don't care about Matthew Perry and Super Bowl 35. Shut it.

I love cats!

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And it comes on twice every break. They sure know how to make people hate things...

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Any thought I might have had of watching that sports based TV show has been pounded into submission. Can't do it.

Are you referring to Matthew Perry's new sports talk comedy "Go On" which officially premieres @ 8P tonight on NBC?

Try and keep up buddy.

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Pretty much any Jimmy John's commercial is annoying, but the one with the doorbell ringing 50 fucking times is homicidal.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

I've got a Jimmy John's spot I don't care for. It's the one where a guy tries to eat a sandwich between 2 fat guys on a plane.

I hope the eater is just in a middle seat and not trying to eat a sandwich actually lodged between two fat people.

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Not sure if these commercials are on any other music service but the Skyo commercials on Spotify are brutal after the 50,000th time:

"Uh, my buddy ate 3 pounds of dog food, is it poisonous?"

"Uh, you're on a scooter naked"

"Uh, I pierced my lip for 20 bucks"

Update: in subsequent listenings, I've noticed they have a sound effect for the door closing when the guy gets into Earnhardt's race car. Hey Mountain Dew, here's a a clue for ya: stock cars don't fucking have doors. The makers of this commercial are cocksuckers of legendary proportions.

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A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Would someone like to smack the goofy elf-like guy promoting NFL Network's "Thursday Night Football" for me please?