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 Post subject: Yunel Escobar
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:39 pm 
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Dipshit displayed a homophobic slur on his eye black at a recent Blue Jays game. Will address the media later this afternoon.

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/9/17/3350174/yunel-escobar-eye-black-homophobic-slur-spanish
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He needs to be arrested and eye black must be banned, now.
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Doesn't surprise me. Escobar seemed prickish when he played for the Braves.

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 Post subject: Re: Yunel Escobar
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He could always get a job at Chick Fil A when he's out of baseball.

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 Post subject: Re: Yunel Escobar
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:48 pm 
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Why would he write that on his eye black sticker? I think he lost a bet to a teammate that made him do it. Kinda weird that no one made him remove it.

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He could always get a job at Chick Fil A when he's out of baseball.

That may be sooner than he thinks. The knock on him has always been talented but a head case. Rumblings of a suspension, could a DFA be far off? Granted, I don't know the pulse of the Toronto burrito landscape by any means, or how PC the media in Canada are.

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 Post subject: Re: Yunel Escobar
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Keeping Score wrote:
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What did it say? joto?


“Tu ere maricon” written in black in his face. The message, which when translated to English means ‘You’re a fa$#ot’

It also means "You're a pussy" in some circles. Which I guess he'll be using as justification.

Weird thing to write, no matter what he meant.
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The Blue Jays have suspended SS Yunel Escobar 3 games.
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3 games for that? Man did he get bent over.

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immessedup17 wrote:
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3 games for that? Man did he get bent over.

He found it hard to swallow.

I hear that he's choked up over the situation.

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He got f'd in the a.

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I'm not finding any of this very funny.

Either is Blue Jay legend Robby Alomar.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
He got f'd in the a.

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more like,

Terry's Peeps wrote:
He got f'd in the a.


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 Post subject: Re: Yunel Escobar
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Douchebag wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
He got f'd in the a.

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Keeping Score wrote:
This thing really chaps my ass.

I can give you some pointers on how to fix that.

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 Post subject: Re: Yunel Escobar
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You want someone to chas your ass?

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I'm glad I didn't see that first tweet of theirs out of context, or I would have thought Toronto was anti-elipsis...
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
You want someone to chas your ass?
If only somebody could give him a hand with that.

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 Post subject: Re: Yunel Escobar
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:15 pm 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
You want someone to chas your ass?
If only somebody could give him a hand with that.


:thumleft:

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
You want someone to chas your ass?
If only somebody could give him a hand with that.


:thumleft:

No,no, no that's a thumb.

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 Post subject: Re: Yunel Escobar
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To chas an ass, you only need a thumb.

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I used to try to throw a 12-6.

They looked like that. :lol:

He could say it was his attempt at the eephus. Come to think of it, that is LITERALLY 12-6 :lol: Zito does have a hell of a curve... normally. Obviously some grip issues here. Maybe he can borrow some of Joel Peralta's pine tar...

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 Post subject: Re: Yunel Escobar
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I don't think he got fucked over. If it said You're a fagg0t in English im guessing it would be more than 3 games.

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 Post subject: Re: Yunel Escobar
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I don't think he got fucked over. If it said You're a fagg0t in English im guessing it would be more than 3 games.


Is that the going rate these days?
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