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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:24 am 
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One man's passing joke is another man's insult.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:30 am 
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Dana Jacobson has a horse face.

This is some bullshit...

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:31 am 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
One man's passing joke is another man's insult.


Especially if you had no arms or legs and were named Matt, Art or Bob.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:50 am 
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Keeping Score wrote:
Top 10 CSFMB'ers able to get Susannah Collins Phone #


1. spmack
2. Krazy Ivan
3. Kid Cairo
4. W_Z
5. hawkeye
6. doug
7. Dr. Ken (Haven't seen him but he has lots of $$$)
8. Jason Goff
9. Drinky
10. Whoever the dude in the hot tub in the hotel room pic is

I will claw my way to the top.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:24 am 
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Keeping Score wrote:
Top 10 CSFMB'ers able to get Susannah Collins Phone #


1. spmack
2. Krazy Ivan
3. Kid Cairo
4. W_Z
5. hawkeye
6. doug
7. Dr. Ken (Haven't seen him but he has lots of $$$)
8. Jason Goff
9. Drinky
10. Whoever the dude in the hot tub in the hotel room pic is

Cool 2007 list

Now how bout the current one?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:32 am 
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Looks are about 50% of the game at the very most.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:47 am 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
One man's passing joke is another man's insult.


I am comfortable with the fact that we speak two different languages but I also am not going to accept that I'm the outlier on this one. I have enough experience being in the company of men to confidently state that my behavior is acceptable. It is not with you and I have adjusted. I would not want to make that adjustment across the board.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:50 am 
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I think dolphin was crying as he wrote that


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I have enough experience being in the company of men to confidently state that my behavior is acceptable.

I support you. Be strong.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:51 am 
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Men are from Mars, bryan is from Uranus

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good dolphin wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
One man's passing joke is another man's insult.


I am comfortable with the fact that we speak two different languages but I also am not going to accept that I'm the outlier on this one. I have enough experience being in the company of men to confidently state that my behavior is acceptable. It is not with you and I have adjusted. I would not want to make that adjustment across the board.

I respect that.

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spanky wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I have enough experience being in the company of men to confidently state that my behavior is acceptable.

I support you. Be strong.


somebody has to pick up the yolk from Lance Armstrong

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:53 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
Men are from Mars, bryan is from Uranus

Not cool.

Planetary jokes are OFF LIMITS

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:16 am 
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Ken ain't a bad looking guy.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:01 pm 
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Keeping Score wrote:
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Ken ain't a bad looking guy.


Rank these four for me Kid:

Ken
Goff
Drinky
Vann

Vann
Goff
Matty
Ken

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:04 pm 
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He ain't no FavreFan, but yeah, he's a good looking dude.


#nohomo

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:13 pm 
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Keeping Score wrote:
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He ain't no FavreFan, but yeah, he's a good looking dude.


#nohomo


Wait a minute, you're putting Farvio ahead of Vann, who you put ahead of those other three?

It's a matter of opinion, but yes.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:22 pm 
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Again, nohomo but I'd remove Goff and #10 and add HOVA and Entr0py somewhere.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:25 pm 
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Entropy's pic has been on here I am pretty sure and there is no way he is above Goff.

Now HOVA with the photoshop over his face is hard to judge

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The fuck happened here? :evil:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
The fuck happened here? :evil:


They got a bad case of the gheys.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
The fuck happened here? :evil:


They got a bad case of the gheys.

Nope. I said #nohomo, so it's cool.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
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The fuck happened here? :evil:


They got a bad case of the gheys.

Nope. I said #nohomo, so it's cool.


I'll remember that in case I get caught in a sticky situation.

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She'll be on Letterman next week now. Probably land a job in on either coast.

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"So, tell us about how you said 'sex' on the air."
"Well, it just...slipped out! =D"
"Let's roll that clip."
*clip*
"A tremendous amount of sex. Paul, what do you think about that? Tremendous amount of sex. Sex. Tremendous amount of it, Paul."
"Yes, tremendous."
"So what other projects are you working on?"
"Well, I have a show called Gas Money!"
"Let's see a clip of that."
*same clip of the sex gaffe*
"Tremendous, Paul!"
*Susannah Collins inexplicably tapped to host weekend Today Show by next Monday*

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A Les caller suggested that Susannah may have been stealing a page from the Jen Patterson playbook.

Have any of you heard anything about this?

Was it Kaner?

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ERMAGERD SHE GOT FIRED FOR THIS??? Comcast PrudeNet, if you ask me.

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ERMAGERD SHE GOT FIRED FOR THIS??? Comcast PrudeNet, if you ask me.


I think it was was more for stuff like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-E5vi5jJ-s

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