Starburst Tropical: It's the worst Starburst I've ever had. The flavors are all terrible.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Yeah, like the moment you say "hey look, Candy Corn!"

Candy corn is fucking gross. PLain and simple.

Tropical Starburst is OK. Not as good as regular but regular starburst is pretty hard to top.

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The all red starbursts are great.

Generic Butterscotch is usually underwhelming.

Werthers Original...

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I think the Heath bar needs to be in the team photo with the Whoppers Maltballs.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Circus peanuts are awful. An orange nebulous mass of gummy goo vaguely in the shape of peanut.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I was just going to say circus peanuts. worst candy ever. other than that I can't think of anything. candy corn isn't good.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Bit-O-Honey? More like Lot-O-Nasty.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

those Puffed Peppermints that come in a tub that they only sell at walgreen's look frightening, and yet someone is buying that shit

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

chocolate covered cherries

why is there that gross liquid inside

neapolitan coconut and liquorice flavored anything sucks ass.

I like those things. The coconut things are a'ight, but liquorice is the bee's knees. Of course Red>Black, even though Red isn't legit. I do love Good N Plenty and Snaps. Snaps, my friend, are the bizomb!

Those are gross and you are dumb.

I'm rubber and your glue. Whatever bounces off of me sticks to you!

I don't shut up I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up! And then your mom goes around the corner and licks it up.

I love when my 7 year old says phrases or tells jokes that have been around at least 30 years and acts as if they are new found comedy gold.

I'm pretty sure the only places you can get generic butterscotch is in your grandmothers house in crystal bowl that hasn't been touched since 1985

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I would bet that in the wilderness a bag of circus peanuts makes a fine memory pillow. What a pile of shit. Who eats these?

And all of it was made in 1912

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Cadbury eggs, that goo on the inside should have been left in the condom.

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Hawaii (fuck) You