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Darkside

Post subject: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:36 pm

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Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:37 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

Yep!

During transition BernSTINE was heard to quip, "Even Warrick Dunn could block and he was my size!" :roll:

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:37 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

They're both slow, tiny, and white.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:38 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

Probably. Dunn is 5"9 and Bernstein considers himself 5"9

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:39 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

Probably. Dunn is 5"9 and Bernstein considers himself 5"9

See I don't get that. He's like 5"6. I have seen him. I'm not tall myself but I tower over the lil' fella. I got him by a minimum of 5-6 inches.
He's just a little guy!

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Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:40 pm

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Darkside wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

Probably. Dunn is 5"9 and Bernstein considers himself 5"9

See I don't get that. He's like 5"6. I have seen him. I'm not tall myself but I tower over the lil' fella. I got him by a minimum of 5-6 inches.
He's just a little guy!

Yeah!? Put BernSTINE in some pads and I bet he would block that mike before he got to his landmarks!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:40 pm

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Darkside wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

Probably. Dunn is 5"9 and Bernstein considers himself 5"9

See I don't get that. He's like 5"6. I have seen him. I'm not tall myself but I tower over the lil' fella. I got him by a minimum of 5-6 inches.
He's just a little guy!

Right. Im 5"6. Bernstein is not taller than me. JORR, Hank, and JORR's buddy all saw us standing with eachother (Bernstein LOVES me at remotes. He finds me. Its a little weird.)

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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:50 pm

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I believe Bernstein said Warwick Davis which is a fair comparison.

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Rod

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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:00 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

Probably. Dunn is 5"9 and Bernstein considers himself 5"9

Warrick Dunn wrote:

Consider yourself five nine
Consider yourself as big as a running back
While Butkus was white and tiny
You're tall and strong and shiny
You and I have centimeters to spare
Who cares?.. 69 full inches is the height we share!

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:03 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

Probably. Dunn is 5"9 and Bernstein considers himself 5"9

Warrick Dunn wrote:

Consider yourself five nine
Consider yourself as big as a running back]

Consider yourself, one of us

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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:05 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Maybe I was high on crack or something at the time, but did I hear Burn Stine actually say that he and Warrick Dunn were the same size?

Probably. Dunn is 5"9 and Bernstein considers himself 5"9

See I don't get that. He's like 5"6. I have seen him. I'm not tall myself but I tower over the lil' fella. I got him by a minimum of 5-6 inches.
He's just a little guy!

Right. Im 5"6. Bernstein is not taller than me. JORR, Hank, and JORR's buddy all saw us standing with eachother (Bernstein LOVES me at remotes. He finds me. Its a little weird.)

Confirmed.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:09 pm

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we need a thread to catalogue the exagerrated height references and another for the athletic abilities

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:11 pm

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Dunn is 5'9" and 185lbs...Berns is not.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:12 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Dunn is 5'9" and 185lbs...Berns is not.

Succinct.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:13 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

we need a thread to catalogue the exagerrated height references and another for the athletic abilities

Well, since he's at least 5"11 by now, the dunking is actually not all that impressive

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:15 pm

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Can somebody at The Score just measure Bernstein every Monday and post it here.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:17 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Can somebody at The Score just measure Bernstein every Monday and post it here.

No joke, next time I see him, Ill get a picture with him somehow.

Then, one of us will be 2-2 1/2 inches shorter or taller.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:36 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bernstein LOVES me at remotes. He finds me. Its a little weird.

Just another reason why I envy you.

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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:30 pm

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So....

Bernsie can hit a 90 mph fastball, dunk a basketball and now block NFL defensive lineman?

I'm sure he still shops at Gap Kids.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Dunn is 5'9" and 185lbs of muscle...Berns is not.

FTFY

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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:59 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Can somebody at The Score just measure Bernstein every Monday and post it here.

Just remember to include the length and the girth.

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Zizou

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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:12 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Can somebody at The Score just measure Bernstein every Monday and post it here.

Someone should do this. Just corner him one day up against the wall and settle this shit. Do it live on the air. Have the Mackeyfish put him in a full nelson hold and then Drinky can bring out the tape measure. It would be a good emasculating experience for the 'Stein and take his ego down a peg. Nothing like some nice old fashioned American bullying to shatter a person's delusions.

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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:57 pm

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Yeah, then they can give him a wedgie and stuff him in his locker! That'll show that little nerd. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!!!!!

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Warrick Dunnstein?

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:57 am

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Zizou wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Can somebody at The Score just measure Bernstein every Monday and post it here.

The real way to do it is to measure him against one of those little kid growth charts

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good dolphin wrote:

Zizou wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Can somebody at The Score just measure Bernstein every Monday and post it here.

The real way to do it is to measure him against one of those little kid growth charts

You know dolphin,that got me thinking are you guys sure he isnt talking about Jason Bernstein being 5'9, able to turn around 95 mph heat, dunk a basketball and block an onrushing lineman?

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:27 am

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No, Jason Bernstien is the kid who can speak Mandarin, Hebrew and Spanish, play concert violin and still skate circles around you on the ice

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good dolphin wrote:

No, Jason Bernstien is the kid who can speak Madarin, Hebrew and Spanish, play concert violin and still skate circles around you on the ice

Pic's ??

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:32 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Bernstein LOVES me at remotes. He finds me. Its a little weird.

Just another reason why I envy you.

You are a better writer, rapper, grammar cop, and hip hop historian than me.

Just off the top of my head

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:33 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

No, Jason Bernstien is the kid who can speak Mandarin, Hebrew and Spanish, play concert violin and still skate circles around you on the ice

and he's a trend setter that made wearing baseball pants to school, cool

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