rogers park bryan wrote:
So Keeping Score was gonna just chll and watch some tv yesterday but nothing good was on cable, so he goes to the board...
First 867 5309 posts a funny quip that goes well over Keeping Score's head
Then KS decides to post a dense response to the quip
Then JORR kindly explains the point to him.
Keeping Score still doesnt get it
Then Curious Hair makes a typical great post.
KS decides the troll of the day will be calling CH one of the "cool guys"
Curious completely destroys KS's non sensical trolling argument
I logon and see KS has mentioned me yet again and is trolling as per usual
I disagree with KS's take on CH. He goes absolutely nuts.
He starts crying that I "have a hard on" for him
I explain that I "call em as I see em" and maybe its not a hard on, maybe he's just bad
He really has a hard time dealing with these truths. He lashes out.
He continues to make terrible gay jokes.
JORR and Curious appear amused by KS's baffoonery
I move on and say nothing about KS the rest of the day.
Keeping Score spends the rest of the day crying about my review of his posts.
I respond to every other attempt at proving himself to me.
I explain that it was just my honest opinion, nothing more
Keeping Score cries louder
Dave in Champaign, a relative newbie, takes apart KS non sensical trolling very quickly
Keeping Score is now mad. He thinks "Man I got my ass kicked all over the board today. Im used to being completely owned by guys like rpb, JORR, and Curious, but who is this Dave character?"
So even though the thread and battle was pretty much dormant, KS is bored, and frankly, a little hurt
So he types up a trollicious review of the day's events.
Again, he is quickly corrected.
He just doesnt understand how he keeps losing.
He tries to justify the negative response he gets by saying "you have a hard on for me" or "you never liked me" but even to himself, it rings hollow.
Its not bias. He wishes it were, but its just not. This saddens him deeply.
Now, he wishes he hadnt made that terrible trolling response to 867 5309.
He starts contemplating Time travel but he gets mired in questions of just when it went all wrong for him.
He says "to hell with these guys" Im gonna be myself. So he goes to post
But all that comes out is another gay reference....and now he cant post those without proving a bunch of people right, who he sorely wishes were wrong.
Now KS is thinking of leaving the board again. But he knows he cant.
So now jail is looking pretty good. Does he want to go back?
What crime could he commit? Armed robbery? Music piracy? Murder?
Wow, he thinks. He's gone off the deep end. He could never kill a man or get a gun.
So he starts to download what he calls "music" wrecklessly
He's about 7 Taylor Swift remixes deep when there is a knock on the door
Its the cops. So he runs out the back door.
But he trips and falls into another cop who was waiting for him
The cop's gun goes flying into the air. They lock eyes for a split second
Then they both leap for the gun.
Keeping Score and the cop both get a hand on the gun in mid air.
They both come crashing to the ground, KS has two hands on the gun, the cop has one
Then, out of nowhere, he feels cold steel against his back. "DROP IT, redneck"
Before Keeping Score can get DAAAMAAAHNAAA out of his mouth, he feels a second gun on the other side of his back "Brothers dont like rednecks" says special ops officer Goff
He drops the gun and turns around. Its appears to be two undercover cops, dressed as a foot locker employees but with a striking resemblance to a point guard in the NBA and a certain third mic radio host from Chicago
What the? Why? How?
He is brought in and Dano throws the book directly at his face. It hurts.
How did this all happen? And more importantly....why...WHY...WHY?
Meanwhile, in a secret location. Roger Goodell, Ed Hoculhi, Taylor Swift, Jason Goff, Dan McNeil, JORR, Brandon Jennings, Curious Hair, Dave in Champaign, rpb, and Taylor Swift laugh and sip champagne as their plan has come to fruition. Keeping Score is back in jail and the collective boner they had for him....is now soft
Get cable....end up in prison questioning your very existance on this planet
This was like a sini post, only funny.
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