Is he sporting a wig these days or did he get some plugs?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

too much of a pussy to get a bone chip removed, so I doubt he could handle plugs.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I don't know, but one day last week my mom called and asked, "Did our Paulie get a hair transplant?" Now, she's an old lady who is capable of saying some crazy shit at times so I didn't think much of it, but I saw him doing an interview last night and he seemed to have way more hair than he has had recently. I mean, he's been going bald for a while now. Suddenly he has hair like Gordon Beckham.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Im sure those plugs would hurt more than getting beaned in the face and staying in the game.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Thank you! Yeah he's a pussy.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Well, then he's an idiot for going years with a bone chip hampering his ability to swing a bat. I guess next year will be a contract year, so he's finally biting the bullet.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Well, if his wrist is hurting him that much, why is he in tonight's makeshift White Sox lineup DH-ing a meaningless finale in Cleveland?

To prove what a tough guy he is.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Well, look on the bright side...Adam Dunn isn't.