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SomeGuy

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:01 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

JORR must be getting a kick out of this hour. Bernsie talking about enlightened baseball fans and talking about different things being measurable but not being able to speak about it except in the vaguest of terms.

Compelling stuff.

Edit: Once you have WAR, there's no need to know any other stats. That's cool...

Oh boy!

I bet it's simply scintillating content shooting through the 50k watt blowtorch!

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SHARK

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:01 pm

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While Mike Trout has had a breakthrough season for the Anaheim Angels, guess what? His team won't be going to the MLB Playoffs, while Miguel Cabrera's Detroit Tigers are. Cabrera's the AL MVP. 'Nuff said.

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:02 pm

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at the last 2 posts.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 10/03 the thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:03 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Angels were a better team than the Tigers SHARK.

Mike Trout is the MVP.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 10/03 the thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:04 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Angels were a better team than the Tigers SHARK.

Mike Trout is the MVP.

They may have a better record, TP, but Trout's Angels will be watching the MLB Playoffs, not playing in them. That's going to hurt Trout's chances in my opinion.

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redskingreg

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:06 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Angels were a better team than the Tigers SHARK.

Mike Trout is the MVP.

They may have a better record, TP, but Trout's Angels will be watching the MLB Playoffs, not playing in them. That's going to hurt Trout's chances in my opinion.

The Tigers play in a shit ass division that someone had to win, SHARK. You're a moron if you think that makes them a better team than the Angels. Straighten your shit up already.

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Post subject: Re: 10/03 the thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:07 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Angels were a better team than the Tigers SHARK.

Mike Trout is the MVP.

They may have a better record, TP, but Trout's Angels are watching the MLB Playoffs, not playing in them. That's going to hurt his chances in my opinion.

I disagree.

And Ted Williams didn't win the MVP in '42 and '47 when he hit for the Triple Crown.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 10/03 the thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:08 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Angels were a better team than the Tigers SHARK.

Mike Trout is the MVP.

They may have a better record, TP, but Trout's Angels will be watching the MLB Playoffs, not playing in them. That's going to hurt Trout's chances in my opinion.

The Tigers play in a shit ass division that someone had to win, SHARK. You're a moron if you think that makes them a better team than the Angels. Straighten your shit up already.

I don't have a vote, guys. Those that do will vote for Cabrera.

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A7X

Post subject: Re: 10/03 the thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:09 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Cabrera's the AL MVP. 'Nuff said.

BITE! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:10 pm

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at all of you.

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Sum1Here

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:17 pm

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Goff getting a little TOO excited about slappin' the wife's ass....and he's not even married. :alien:

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:19 pm

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Sum1Here wrote:

Goff getting a little TOO excited about slappin' the wife's ass....and he's not even married. :alien:

That was weird. It's like he was cutting a promo on females.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 10/03 the thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:20 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Larry Holmes wrote:

My future wife will get it. You know I'll be hittin' that. All. The. Time. I love women!

That was weird. It's like he was cutting a promo on females.

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beni hanna

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:21 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Sum1Here wrote:

Goff getting a little TOO excited about slappin' the wife's ass....and he's not even married. :alien:

That was weird. It's like he was cutting a promo on females.

I agree with the premise. I believe that the 3 women listening to the show may not have understood/agreed with the dialogue.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:23 pm

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"[At In Your House: Unforgiven,] I'm gonna slap your ass, I'm gonna fart in your face, and I'm gonna close your catalog!"

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Tad Queasy

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Curious Hair wrote:

Sum1Here wrote:

Goff getting a little TOO excited about slappin' the wife's ass....and he's not even married. :alien:

That was weird. It's like he was cutting a promo on females.

I got the impression he's been waiting to use that material for a while.

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A7X

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:26 pm

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Almost seemed like he was overcompensating for something. Hmmm..

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Tad Queasy

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A7X wrote:

Almost seemed like he was overcompensating for something. Hmmm..

That, too...

OVERCOMPENSATE THAT!

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:30 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

I openhand smack my wife's ass all of the time when she's not expecting it, saying "Tighten that shit up!" at the same time.

She does it to me now, too.

From all your stories, you may have found the perfect woman to compliment your particular brand of Pantherness.

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:30 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Q.Bovifs wrote:

I openhand smack my wife's ass all of the time when she's not expecting it, saying "Tighten that shit up!" at the same time.

She does it to me now, too.

From all your stories, you may have found the perfect woman to compliment your particular brand of Pantherness.

Is she into Panthalon's too?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: 10/03 the thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:35 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

A7X wrote:

Almost seemed like he was overcompensating for something. Hmmm..

That, too...

OVERCOMPENSATE THAT!

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You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:40 pm

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Jason is setting up what I can tell will be a Really Bad Hockey Thought.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 10/03 the thread

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:44 pm

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"All these people"

yyyep

"No one's talking about the NHL lockout."

Yes they are. Dumbass. The fans are. They're talking about it here and in other major NHL towns. Your station isn't. We can't control that. This may come as a surprise, but when you exit the Prudential Plaza echo chamber, sports topics DO exist beyond "why u no go to Sox games" and "what face did Jay Cutler make," you know. You spend a whole segment sucking Doug Gottlieb's dick for unearthing the REVELATION that ESPN creates the news as well as reports it, but your own station is stuck in the same ouroboros in which you won't talk about hockey because it's not important, but it isn't important because you won't talk about it. Come on. You can do better than this.

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A7X

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:47 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

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beni hanna

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I do enjoy it when Curious' Hair is being yanked. Good things usually follow.

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Curious Hair

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Dan was like "I'm sure they're talking about it in...Winnipeg? I'm sure there's a team there."

The successful return of the Winnipeg Jets was only like one of the biggest NHL stories of the year. Everyone should have been at least somewhat aware of this.

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No Clever Moniker

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:02 pm

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Sum1Here wrote:

Goff getting a little TOO excited about slappin' the wife's ass....and he's not even married. :alien:

Caught this getting back in the car, giggling like they had just done a few one hits.

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Kirkwood

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:06 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

There's no doubt he knows there is a team in Winnipeg. He's doing a bit. Bernsy is pretty annoying when he plays willfully ignorant.

They did a whole segment hilariously ripping on Byfuglien when his fat pictures made it around the internet.

Also, he did the, "I didn't know what trolling means." thing again. This is the like the 5th time he's supposedly confused it with the fishing technique.

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redskingreg

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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:12 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

And Dan even resorted to his...I...am...speaking...slowly...because...this...is...important...voice whilst discussing the ESPN-Tebow "story." Was that really a surprise to anyone? I was actually surprised that Dan seemed genuinely surprised.

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Cubs fans are stupid because Wrigley Field plays "Go Cubs Go" after wins. Those idiot fans. They should be going to Sox games.

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