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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:56 pm 
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Fayetville's Homecoming Special:

Hawg Jr's 8th Grade football team 89
University of Arkansas: 3

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:13 pm 
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You think Illinois will join us in the conference move?

Arkansas would destroy Illinois.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:15 pm 
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Theoretical Arkansas/Illinois matchup in the Lysol Toilet Bowl from beautiful Fargo, North Dakota (please note that this game is played on the coldest day of the year):

Illinois 0
Arkansas 0

Game is called after no one can score in 57 overtimes.

Hawg and Dr Ken kill each other in a suicide pact :(

This game cannot happen, Spany

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:29 pm 
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Theoretical Arkansas/Illinois matchup in the Lysol Toilet Bowl from beautiful Fargo, North Dakota (please note that this game is played on the coldest day of the year):

Illinois 0
Arkansas 0

Game is called after no one can score in 57 overtimes.

Hawg and Dr Ken kill each other in a suicide pact :(

This game cannot happen, Spany

:lol:

This would have been perfect if you could have only worked in an Irish Boy reference. And possibly a C2C pick on the gambling line.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:00 am 
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I hope you guys are enjoying making fun of our miserableness, it is a low, low moment.

:( :cry: :( :cry: :(




Here's to hoping Florida and Northern Illinois lose every game. :evil:

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:27 pm 
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Auburn on the docket this week.

Their offense is about as flaccid as a 50 year old without Viagra.

Auburn 67
Arkansas 5

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:47 pm 
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1 more day!

How ya feelin' Hawger?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:49 pm 
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1 more day!

How ya feelin' Hawger?

There gonna do it!!!!

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Hawg Ass wrote:
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1 more day!

How ya feelin' Hawger?

There gonna do it!!!!

Yep. I think they're gonna lose by 62 as well.

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1 more day!

How ya feelin' Hawger?

There gonna do it!!!!

Yep. I think they're gonna lose by 62 as well.

I'm just hoping they have enough players to even make the flight. :oops:


Bunch of fucking quitters!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:09 pm 
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I'm not sure this will help

http://deadspin.com/5949319/tom-green-a ... razorbacks

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:19 pm 
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Not sure where you find this stuff.... :lol: You can draw quite a few parallels between Green's career and the
fall of the Arkansas program.

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Not sure where you find this stuff.... :lol: You can draw quite a few parallels between Green's career and the
fall of the Arkansas program.

You mean the Arkansas program also had a testicle removed on MTV?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:30 pm 
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
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Not sure where you find this stuff.... :lol: You can draw quite a few parallels between Green's career and the
fall of the Arkansas program.

You mean the Arkansas program also had a testicle removed on MTV?

Not on MTV, but everytime they play a game they get them removed on tv for somebody.

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Not sure where you find this stuff.... :lol: You can draw quite a few parallels between Green's career and the
fall of the Arkansas program.

You mean the Arkansas program also had a testicle removed on MTV?


Does losing half of the skin on Bobby Petrino's face from a motorcycle accident equal a removed testicle?

Image

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Stolen from other thread.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2005-Che ... v4exp=true

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:37 pm 
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At least if he picked that up he could earn some decent cab fare in downtown Milwaukee.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:41 pm 
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Holy shit. Arkansas up 10 in the 4th quarter!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:17 pm 
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Over. They did it.


Smile!!! Alaska!!!

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It took a miracle. Who's up next?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:55 am 
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Well done Arkansas. Auburn sucks anyway.

This week we have the "Kiss Your Sister Bowl" between Arkansas and Kintucky. A lot of family trees without branches in attendance this week.

If this were basketball, it would look something like:

Kintucky 127
Arkansas 74

But, because this is FOOTBALL MISTER, the score will be something like:

Kintucky 44
Arkansas 18

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Well done Arkansas. Auburn sucks anyway.

This week we have the "Kiss Your Sister Bowl" between Arkansas and Kintucky. A lot of family trees without branches in attendance this week.

If this were basketball, it would look something like:

Kintucky 127
Arkansas 74

But, because this is FOOTBALL MISTER, the score will be something like:

Kintucky 44
Arkansas 18

There is plenty of room on the bandwagon or banjo, I suggest you jump on.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:59 am 
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Nah...my team is still undefeated.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:03 am 
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Nah...my team is still undefeated.

Fuckers cost me money this weekend too :evil: , glad I backed it up with the under.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 11:04 am 
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Nah...my team is still undefeated.

Fuckers cost me money this weekend too :evil: , glad I backed it up with the under.

First rule of betting on college football:

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a Les Miles coached team.

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Nah...my team is still undefeated.

Fuckers cost me money this weekend too :evil: , glad I backed it up with the under.

First rule of betting on college football:

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a Les Miles coached team.

Now, you tell me.

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I bought a used car with Les Miles on it than my previous one.

Showing myself out....

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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