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 Post subject: Zumba (Sex) Lessons
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:27 am 
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Girl giving "Zumba" Lessons, really just a hooker in Kennebunk, Maine. Town of 10,000 people....the catch is that she videotaped a bunch of them and the judge wants to release the names of the 100+ client list.

Got a feeling a few divorces are coming in this town?



http://news.yahoo.com/maine-town-abuzz-john-suspect-names-released-062725080.html

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Her business partner, 57-year-old insurance agent and private investigator Mark Strong Sr., from Thomaston, has pleaded not guilty to 59 misdemeanor charges.

He keeps his pimp hand himself.

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 Post subject: Re: Zumba (Sex) Lessons
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:32 am 
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"I invested in a dance studio" nice cover my man

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 Post subject: Re: Zumba (Sex) Lessons
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:18 am 
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Bush family is deep into Kennebunkport.

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Sounds like some of them are deep into something or someone else amirite?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:51 am 
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None of the wives raised an eyebrow when their husbands said I want to take a Zumba class? Or maybe they were just happy to not be having sex with their husbands?


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I used to work out a downtown athletic club. This was when I was going to school and working so I'd be there in the very early hours. The only people in the workout area were me, an alderman and his mid 20's pettite blond trainer. I never saw them use a single piece of equipment.

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That stories just encapsulates you. People out having sex, maybe immoral and you alone running on a treadmill.


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I don't know what to make of that but I'll just assume it was used to further endear yourself to me.

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Sex can be a workout sometimes.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:20 am 
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I guess I have a new game to go buy today, cash only.

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Girl giving "Zumba" Lessons, really just a hooker in Kennebunk, Maine. Town of 10,000 people....the catch is that she videotaped a bunch of them and the judge wants to release the names of the 100+ client list.

Got a feeling a few divorces are coming in this town?



http://news.yahoo.com/maine-town-abuzz-john-suspect-names-released-062725080.html


I know a guy who rented a hotel in that area to try to secure the services of angry house wives......he figures it will be easy pickings. He reported back and said he is reaching double digits in so-called Operation MILF.

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I don't know what to make of that but I'll just assume it was used to further endear yourself to me.


I don't have to try. You love me, I'm secure with that, it bugs you that you feel that way though. :P

I'm picturing you in a cold dark gym on the treadmill or weights. They come out from their training session. You know what they were doing, it makes you giddy.


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"I invested in a dance studio" nice cover my man

I invested in a dance studio once and now am divorced, but confarnit!...never got any fringe benefits!

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Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I don't know what to make of that but I'll just assume it was used to further endear yourself to me.


I don't have to try. You love me, I'm secure with that, it bugs you that you feel that way though. :P

I'm picturing you in a cold dark gym on the treadmill or weights. They come out from their training session. You know what they were doing, it makes you giddy.


what am I wearing when you picture me

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I guess I have a new game to go buy today, cash only.


Wonder what the achievements are ....

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what am I wearing when you picture me


A St Iggy tank top (gotta show off the guns), nut huggers, crew socks pulled up to your knees, white new balance shoes, and a headband.


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Good dolphin and Spaulding have the most charming relationship.

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Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
what am I wearing when you picture me


A St Iggy tank top (gotta show off the guns), nut huggers, crew socks pulled up to your knees, white new balance shoes, and a headband.



I saw approx. 1,237 of those guys in South Beach on Saturday night while walking south on Ocean Drive.
I didn't see good dolphin, but he may have been in the Mens Room at the time.

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http://gawker.com/5952261/the-collected-nsfw-videos-of-alexis-wright-the-maine-zumba-madam

She looked tasty to me.

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 Post subject: Re: Zumba (Sex) Lessons
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
what am I wearing when you picture me


A St Iggy tank top (gotta show off the guns), nut huggers, crew socks pulled up to your knees, white new balance shoes, and a headband.



I saw approx. 1,237 of those guys in South Beach on Saturday night while walking south on Ocean Drive.
I didn't see good dolphin, but he may have been in the Mens Room at the time.

Smooth music convention?

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 Post subject: Re: Zumba (Sex) Lessons
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Economy problems?

Leaglize hookers and weed. Tax appropriately (not too much, not too little) ... economic super happy fun times for a couple decades at least.

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 Post subject: Re: Zumba (Sex) Lessons
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Why Joseph, I had no idea...

Come on, now you were working here...


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