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 Post subject: Re: Candy Crowley
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:13 pm 
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Sam, if men were biologically responsible for procreation,they'd fall down and die at the first sonogram.


So we can now have procreation without men?

How did I miss this?

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They're financially punished for having kids.



Capitalism hasn't come to terms with biology yet.

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Considering Crowley had "facts" to support Obama's position readily available upon request of the President proved she certainly wasn't an unbiased moderator.


Be that as it may, that doesn't in any way make true what Romney claimed though.

Burying the story by burying the moderator.

Douche vs. Turd Sandwich again this year.


Romney should of pointed out after Obama's "I stood there in the Rose Garden and called it an act of terror" comment a few things:

A: Then why did two days later that Secratary Clinton say you didn't believe it was an act of terrorism.

B: Why did it take nearly two weeks to fully admit it was handled wrong.

and then really lit up Obama's ass with a "Yes, you stood there and did nothing."

If Obama got upset in response, finish him with the coup de grace of "When the bodies of the slain arrived back on American soil, you were present, only to rush back to the White House for a luncheon with the US Olympic team instead of meeting with the families of the slain."

That's all that Obama cares about really. Using the swag of being "The Prez" to meet athletes and get on ESPN. Certainly isn't about doing anything to fix the current situation. I could of flipped when he started in on not giving the full story about how to change the economy. He certainly hasn't given us the plan he's got to get anything accomplished. Other than handling out free birth control.
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Once those timers hit zero a loud horn should go off and they have to shut up within 5 seconds or risk losing a response to the next question.

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Once those timers hit zero a loud horn should go off and they have to shut up within 5 seconds or risk losing a response to the next question.

For every 5 seconds a candidate exceeds his time, Candy Crowley removes one piece of clothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Candy Crowley
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Once those timers hit zero a loud horn should go off and they have to shut up within 5 seconds or risk losing a response to the next question.

For every 5 seconds a candidate exceeds his time, Candy Crowley removes one piece of clothing.


She would have been nude 5 minutes into the debate and Americans from coast to coast would have started killing themselves.

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Once those timers hit zero a loud horn should go off and they have to shut up within 5 seconds or risk losing a response to the next question.

For every 5 seconds a candidate exceeds his time, Candy Crowley removes one piece of clothing.


She would have been nude 5 minutes into the debate and Americans from coast to coast would have started killing themselves.

Nobody wanted to see that...
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Once those timers hit zero a loud horn should go off and they have to shut up within 5 seconds or risk losing a response to the next question.

For every 5 seconds a candidate exceeds his time, Candy Crowley removes one piece of clothing.


She would have been nude 5 minutes into the debate and Americans from coast to coast would have started killing themselves.


We all would of gone blind before that.
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I consider myself a feminist. Do you have a pussy? I'll fight you or fuck you. Whatever you want.


:lol: :lol:

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Once those timers hit zero a loud horn should go off and they have to shut up within 5 seconds or risk losing a response to the next question.

For every 5 seconds a candidate exceeds his time, Candy Crowley removes one piece of clothing.


She would have been nude 5 minutes into the debate and Americans from coast to coast would have started killing themselves.


We all would of gone blind before that.


Gross, I wouldnt have been jerking off to that.

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 Post subject: Re: Candy Crowley
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:26 pm 
Seacrest wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:

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Sam, if men were biologically responsible for procreation,they'd fall down and die at the first sonogram.


So we can now have procreation without men?

How did I miss this?

Because you're an idiot.
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Some of the winners here can't wait to spout off the fat jokes.

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 Post subject: Re: Candy Crowley
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Baby McNown wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
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Sam, if men were biologically responsible for procreation,they'd fall down and die at the first sonogram.


So we can now have procreation without men?

How did I miss this?

Because you're an idiot.



I don't think that you know where babies come from.

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Hank Scorpio
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Some of the winners here can't wait to spout off the fat jokes.


Not allowed to crack jokes on media personalities anymore?

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It's the same as CGS calling somebody stupid or Terry Boers calling someone ugly.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Some of the winners here can't wait to spout off the fat jokes.

I weigh like 170-175

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 Post subject: Re: Candy Crowley
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Douchebag wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Some of the winners here can't wait to spout off the fat jokes.

I weigh like 170-175



How tall are you?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Once those timers hit zero a loud horn should go off and they have to shut up within 5 seconds or risk losing a response to the next question.

For every 5 seconds a candidate exceeds his time, Candy Crowley removes one piece of clothing.


She would have been nude 5 minutes into the debate and Americans from coast to coast would have started killing themselves.



Which would be outstanding for the economy, the housing market, jobs, price of food and gas .... less people, lots of opportunities opening up. This country just missed its chance at real hope and change.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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Once those timers hit zero a loud horn should go off and they have to shut up within 5 seconds or risk losing a response to the next question.

For every 5 seconds a candidate exceeds his time, Candy Crowley removes one piece of clothing.


She would have been nude 5 minutes into the debate and Americans from coast to coast would have started killing themselves.


Barry would have been all over that.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
It's the same as CGS calling somebody stupid or Terry Boers calling someone ugly.


I'm fat and ugly and I make fun of fat and ugly people. That is never gonna stop. Why cant I make fun of someone who is similar to myself?

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Seacrest wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Some of the winners here can't wait to spout off the fat jokes.

I weigh like 170-175



How tall are you?

6'1"

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I have decided to reinstitue the ignore function for the coming weeks, some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. It also doesn't matter which side of the fence you ride, just pure stupidity on both sides.

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I have decided to reinstitue the ignore function for the coming weeks, some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. It also doesn't matter which side of the fence you ride, just pure stupidity on both sides.


Go ahead, do your worst!
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Hawg Ass wrote:
I have decided to reinstitue the ignore function for the coming weeks, some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. It also doesn't matter which side of the fence you ride, just pure stupidity on both sides.

C'mon Hawg, Im sorry. I didnt mean what I said. Give a guy one more shot?

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I consider myself a feminist. Do you have a pussy? I'll fight you or fuck you. Whatever you want.
:lol: :lol:
Yeah really :lol: :lol:

I'm not quite sure what happened in this thread after Orr's reply, but this is chock full of pure win right here.

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I have decided to reinstitue the ignore function for the coming weeks, some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. It also doesn't matter which side of the fence you ride, just pure stupidity on both sides.


I hope that includes me; I've been dying to make Arkansas jokes but didn't want anyone to have to read them to you when you saw them ... :D

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Don Tiny wrote:
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I have decided to reinstitue the ignore function for the coming weeks, some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. It also doesn't matter which side of the fence you ride, just pure stupidity on both sides.


I hope that includes me; I've been dying to make Arkansas jokes but didn't want anyone to have to read them to you when you saw them ... :D

What the hell are you talking about, I have to have the entire board read to me?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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We all would of gone blind before that.


Gross, I wouldnt have been jerking off to that.


No, I would of gouged out my eyes with a Perot/Stockdale pen from years ago.....
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