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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:53 pm 
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A guy down the street who was my age slapped my sister when I was about 15 or so. She came home crying, with a handprint on her face. My mom looked at my brother and I with the DragonEyes and ROARED at us that we'd better get over there and house that motherfucker. . .

We did. I wouldn't let my brother get a piece until i was done, but I basically smashed his face and wrapped his own shirt around his neck to choke him. Then i handed him off to my younger brother, who booted him in the head and spit a huge goober on his face.

He never touched or even mentioned my sister again, and we became pretty good friends after that.


This seems like a very reasonable reaction.

It doesn't, but I'd probably react the same way right now if someone slapped my little sister, and I wouldn't even have the excuse of being 15.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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A guy down the street who was my age slapped my sister when I was about 15 or so. She came home crying, with a handprint on her face. My mom looked at my brother and I with the DragonEyes and ROARED at us that we'd better get over there and house that motherfucker. . .

We did. I wouldn't let my brother get a piece until i was done, but I basically smashed his face and wrapped his own shirt around his neck to choke him. Then i handed him off to my younger brother, who booted him in the head and spit a huge goober on his face.

He never touched or even mentioned my sister again, and we became pretty good friends after that.


This seems like a very reasonable reaction.

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Q.Bovifs wrote:
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A guy down the street who was my age slapped my sister when I was about 15 or so. She came home crying, with a handprint on her face. My mom looked at my brother and I with the DragonEyes and ROARED at us that we'd better get over there and house that motherfucker. . .

We did. I wouldn't let my brother get a piece until i was done, but I basically smashed his face and wrapped his own shirt around his neck to choke him. Then i handed him off to my younger brother, who booted him in the head and spit a huge goober on his face.

He never touched or even mentioned my sister again, and we became pretty good friends after that.


This seems like a very reasonable reaction.

He was very stupid, but also very unlucky that day. When we ran - no, rageturbosprinted - up there, he just happened to be waiting out in front of his house for a ride somewhere. His two buddies who were waitng with him just stood there and didn't do shit.


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A guy down the street who was my age slapped my sister when I was about 15 or so. She came home crying, with a handprint on her face. My mom looked at my brother and I with the DragonEyes and ROARED at us that we'd better get over there and house that motherfucker. . .

We did. I wouldn't let my brother get a piece until i was done, but I basically smashed his face and wrapped his own shirt around his neck to choke him. Then i handed him off to my younger brother, who booted him in the head and spit a huge goober on his face.

He never touched or even mentioned my sister again, and we became pretty good friends after that.

Very believeable story.

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A guy down the street who was my age slapped my sister when I was about 15 or so. She came home crying, with a handprint on her face. My mom looked at my brother and I with the DragonEyes and ROARED at us that we'd better get over there and house that motherfucker. . .

We did. I wouldn't let my brother get a piece until i was done, but I basically smashed his face and wrapped his own shirt around his neck to choke him. Then i handed him off to my younger brother, who booted him in the head and spit a huge goober on his face.

He never touched or even mentioned my sister again, and we became pretty good friends after that.

Very believeable story.

You can suck my dick, you cocksucking homo.

Gee. You are so angry. Why?

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He's just sad that not everyone here falls for his bullshit, spmack.
I just find it hard to believe his touhh guy talk. He's just a little guy. Itd be like bern stine telling us tales of whomping neighborhood bullies. Hard to fathom.
And he's lashing out at me because of embarrassment.
It doesn't bother me at all.

It was expected.

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He's just sad that not everyone here falls for his bullshit, spmack.
I just find it hard to believe his touhh guy talk. He's just a little guy. Itd be like bern stine telling us tales of whomping neighborhood bullies. Hard to fathom.
And he's lashing out at me because of embarrassment.
It doesn't bother me at all.

It was expected.

:? You are a loser.

Your own self-esteem is so low you have to be fucking unprovokedly insulting and accuse other people of lying.

You may be taller than Bernstein, but you have pussyman arms and homolimp hands, and your sperm is not even strong enough to make a kid, so go run your fingers up your own slit for the rest of the afternoon, creep.

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If you're bored, get a fucking XBOX - or a hobby, Captain Shitstarter.

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What?

You're really funny.

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If you're bored, get a fucking XBOX - or a hobby, Captain Shitstarter.

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What?

You're really funny.

Good, now sit back and eat your fucking popcorn like a good boy and shut the fuck up.

Yeah. The fastball is gone. Its a little sad.

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C'mon man. No matter how mouthy she gets, you can't punch her.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/vir ... nch-736901


She assaulted him, and he put the welfare queen in her place. #Truth

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C'mon man. No matter how mouthy she gets, you can't punch her.

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You realize she also spit on him,which beside being battery, while he was driving the bus which couldve resulted in him swerving into oncoming traffic or causing an accident. At that point shes a menace to the safety and welfare of not only the bus driver but everyone else on the bus and anyone who happened to near the bus in traffic or on the street. So he had every right to eliminate the potential safety hazard which he did with extreme prejudice. Hell of a chin on that broad though. That she could even get back up after that Tysonesque uppercut is a miracle.


Yeah, you're right. Beating the shit out of a woman is an appropriate response to her spitting on you.


The welfare queen also struck him several times while he was driving. He did the right thing, Homey. #Truth

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FavreFan wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
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A guy down the street who was my age slapped my sister when I was about 15 or so. She came home crying, with a handprint on her face. My mom looked at my brother and I with the DragonEyes and ROARED at us that we'd better get over there and house that motherfucker. . .

We did. I wouldn't let my brother get a piece until i was done, but I basically smashed his face and wrapped his own shirt around his neck to choke him. Then i handed him off to my younger brother, who booted him in the head and spit a huge goober on his face.

He never touched or even mentioned my sister again, and we became pretty good friends after that.


This seems like a very reasonable reaction.

It doesn't, but I'd probably react the same way right now if someone slapped my little sister, and I wouldn't even have the excuse of being 15.


You met Q.Bovifs before, right? Therefore, you should know he is lying. #Truth

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It is - for you - as at this point it is clear that you're just trying to get the last word in.

You used to at least have some relevance.

Now we see that nobody cares for your bullshit but the nostalgic ones from your bygone era of self-worship.

I believe Ron Burgundy said it best: Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

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Are you serious? Do you think something like status on a message board is something important to a normal fully functional adult? I really couldn't care less about my "relevance", regardless of what you or JORR say, as evidenced by the fact that I rarely even post anymore.

You know who does care about his relevance? You. You can tell by your all caps "look at me" threads, your need to get into these little tiffs all the time, the namecalling, nicknaming, and other nutball crap. You're obsessed with your "relevance". It's pretty much all you do here.

Go ahead and get the last word now. I won't respond to you. I've got some yard work to do and I'll probably want to watch some games this afternoon.

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You are so psychotically cute when you do not take your medication. XBOX is not enough for you. #Truth

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:lol: :lol: @ the last couple pages in here. If this was a football game it would be the 49ers-Jets game from a couple weeks ago, with Darko playing the role of the 49ers.

No I have not met Q before freedumb.

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Sad panther is sad.

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Interesting that freedumb comes out of the politics section to make pantherian comments directed at the guy with whom panther is starting shit.

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My eloquent comments were not directed at you, Homey. #Truth

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Hmm. I misunderstood you then. My bad.

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:lol: :lol: @ the last couple pages in here. If this was a football game it would be the 49ers-Jets game from a couple weeks ago, with Darko playing the role of the 49ers.

No I have not met Q before freedumb.



Why's it got to be the Jets asshole. WTF

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:lol: :lol: @ the last couple pages in here. If this was a football game it would be the 49ers-Jets game from a couple weeks ago, with Darko playing the role of the 49ers.

No I have not met Q before freedumb.



Why's it got to be the Jets asshole. WTF

Says the Jets fan who always roots for them to lose :D

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No, I think it's important to you.

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No, I think it's important to you.

You have the uncanny ability to be wrong a lot.

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If you still think Im in Texas you must not pay attention to well to what is said on the board.

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If you still think Im in Texas you must not pay attention to well to what is said on the board.


Apparently you're not talking an English class.....


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You are just a big dumb hillbilly who wants everybody to think that he's "SCHMAAAHT" (think Fredo saying this).
With the posts you've had in the politics section, you've lost all credibility to call anybody dumb except for maybe Mini Ditka and cgs.

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If you still think Im in Texas you must not pay attention to well to what is said on the board.

I must have let my subscription to the FavreFan Fan Club Newsletter lapse.

It's been mentioned in those threads about board meetups that you arent allowed to attend anymore.

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