Whoa, bros, this one dude I knew, Justin Joblanski, was all into traveling and shit. Back in senior year he was talkin all, "I'm going backpacking across Europe" and shit. Well, my bro Brendan had the tightest fuckin' prank ever. He was like, "Hey Justin, you wanna go someplace really exotic and shit?" Justin was all, "Yeah". So Brendan told him to book a flight to the Faroe Islands because the babes are hot as shit. Justin's parents were wicked loaded bro, so he was all about that shit.
he came back and was SO pissed it was totes hilar, bra. He was all, "That place was cold as FUCK!" but he did say that you could find some good ass in downtown Torshavn.
he was all sad though because he said it never got above 20 degrees, and it was the winter when he left! Hahahaa, it was amazeballs that he did that. But now he all brags about it because he went to Denmark years later and Iceland after that and he thinks he's some expert on eating frozen dried rotten fish and shit. I don't care if you eat shark, bra, you thought you were going to a tropical paradise and you got the Ultimate Ice, bro! For reals, hilarious.
_________________ Dude, you are my bro.
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