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At a barbeque tonight with the whole family and a good friend says, "Hey, did you send an email into Mac, Jurko, and Harry yesterday? Are you the Doctor Noisesomethin? I know you're big into those guys."

I say, "You mean Dr. Kenneth Noisewater?" He says - Yeah they read your email about the Duerson/Ditka thing. I heard it!"

-"No, I'm not the good Dr., but I have golfed with him."

That was weird. It almost felt like I had spent the night in a Holiday Inn Express.

EDIT: Same get togehter. I printed and read the crap story Killer submitted. People were howling. Fu_kn this is extremely well written! Two vocab words that I had no idea what they meant! It's much funnier when read aloud to the right group (that has consumed a few beverages).
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Wow, this board makes you cool at parties? My grandma's boyfriend who drives a monte carlo was wrong! Take that DAVE!

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I printed and read the crap story Killer submitted.


HEY! You son of a...oh, right...nevermind.

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So, is there any way to make money from anonymous fame?

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not yet....but, i'm working on it Dr.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
So, is there any way to make money from anonymous fame?


Release a "stolen" sex tape.
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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
So, is there any way to make money from anonymous fame?


Release a "stolen" sex tape.


Just be sure to photoshop an orange blob on your face.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
not yet....but, i'm working on it Dr.


Just gave you a jump start, doug.
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good dolphin wrote:
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So, is there any way to make money from anonymous fame?


Release a "stolen" sex tape.


Can I be Dr. Kenneth Joywander?

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Dr. Kelly Noisewater (as in R. Kelly)

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Dr. Kelly Noisewater (as in R. Kelly)


Now that would be some streaming video.

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thanks J...but, I beat you to it years ago... :)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jurktionary

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I love it Doug...but how is 'bastage" not in the jurktionary?

Jurko was born in Germany? That means he can't be President. Bummer.
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I love it Doug...but how is 'bastage" not in the jurktionary?

Jurko was born in Germany? That means he can't be President. Bummer.


Jurko has to coin the phrase for it to count, I guess.

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Jurko was born in Germany? That means he can't be President. Bummer.


I believe he was born on a military base, so he could still be President. Jurkovic in '08!

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Coast,
after consulting my cataloging peers, a jurktionary entry must be an original thought by jurko.

minutes from that discussion:
we seem to be in agreement that the term "bastage" was used in the film johnny dangerously with michael keaton as the starring role. as such, the jurkommittee cannot allow "bastage" as an entry to the jurktionary.

sorry, man. :(

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