Poor Mel, underpaid at 170 million.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

To be fair, I'm sure it was very costly to get those teeth done.

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A storm of this magnitude, is just the type of event to get Captain Janks on the phone.

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it was even funnier that evil dave was totally off today. i love that guy...probably one of my favorite regular guests.

How 'bout a butt cock?

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The greatest Ba-Ba-Booey song ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adfl6d7mqt8

Dinner is always slim pickings
Cuz Jackson and Lucas get dibs on the chicken

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The Ba-Ba-Booey apology tape.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SrGfmJl0fg

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I'm not listening. Are they doing another time-filler pretending that Sal can't do math?

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You know me like that.

No, it was Bigfoot Jr ripping on Eric the Actor. It was awesome.

You mean Eric the Ack Ack-tor.

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Zero, point, zero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo05bMXN33M

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Other than stuffing his pie hole with Devil Dogs and Hawaiian Punch, the best thing that Artie brought to the table was fucking with ETM on the phone.

His story about his Ash Wednesday run in with a pissed off bookie, who had a giant ash on his forehead, is a close second.

Bye for now.

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pig story from mad tv has to be #1 best artie story of all time.

That was pretty good, but I still like the bookie story the best.

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I do as well. Is that the same time his friend was somehow manipulating the hockey lines and the bookie threatened to kill him?

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Yes. His buddy was placing bets on games in the evening that were played that afternoon. When they met the bookie at McDonald's, he threatened to kill their friend, while he was sporting a giant ash on his forehead.

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I just contemplated a post-December 21st world ruled by Brian Phelan and Bobo.

#BirtherTruthWhatwasBethOWearingPotatoFightTrigg

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i'd actually rather have that than a world ruled by scott the engineer and scott ferrall.

i'm beyond tired of george takei...it was funny like 7 years ago; and the contest was annoying since almost every contestant was obnoxious.

Takei was fun as a goof at the beginning. Then, he was kind of interesting as a real person for a while. However, there is nothing more to be gained from him and I agree that his presence has been tired for years.

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You can replace Takei with any other person's name associated with that show, including Howard.

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You know me like that.

The AGT announcement put me back in hattin' (RIP Devin) mode. I'll continue giving about twenty minutes of effort per week. Similar to some people on the show.

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