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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:49 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

The waitress gave him way more attention than the rest of us.

Did no one else notice?

The waitress didn't give our side of the table much attention at all, but then again Doug was the only one that had a beer.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:55 am

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spmack wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

My kids are really excited about the stickers...

I guess they ran out of them in the city.

They probably should have limited them to 1 per person.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:10 pm

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They did not have the stickers where I voted.
After I turned my ballot in I asked the kind gentleman that was responsible for bringing the cardboard privacy folders back to the voting booth if they had any, as I would like to wear one at my place of employment today.
He kindly said no with a look of "get the hell out of here" on his face.

However, all was not lost, as upon my arrival at work........one of the ladies I work with had an entire sheet of them.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:43 pm

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woman on FB wrote:

When Jared was in kindergarten, he was so politically aware. David & I didn't talk a lot of politics but Jared listened to the news. He wanted Al Gore to win the presidential race that year. I happened to be in his classroom one day & witnessed him have a big melt down ...crying & the works... related to something one of his peers said about Bush/Gore just prior to election day. I was aware he was taking a side & heard him make his opinions known but I was not aware he had such strong & deep feelings, thoughts, & opinions on the matter. Opened my eyes a little to the inner workings, awareness, critical thinking & emotional tenderness of a 6 year old child. This presidential election will be Jared's 1st opportunity to cast his vote.

Politically aware kindergarten kids. Kindergarteners are, what? Six years old?

OK...

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:45 pm

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she refilled my coke like 15 times. I finally fell asleep last night...

I think I'll be modifying my sticker to "I Farted"

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:46 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

immessedup17 wrote:

The waitress gave him way more attention than the rest of us.

Did no one else notice?

The waitress didn't give our side of the table much attention at all, but then again Doug was the only one that had a beer.

Maybe if you weren't sipping tea she may have paid more attention.

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:49 pm

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spanky wrote:

When you say that you "turned your ballot in", does that mean that in the City you still punch a card? I thought all polling places used the computerized machines with the integrated paper ballot. No?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:51 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

woman on FB wrote:

Politically aware kindergarten kids. Kindergarteners are, what? Six years old?

OK...

Jared Bernstein, apparently.

At my polling place, there were both electronic and paper.....the older people preferred paper.

And thanks for the compliments. I'll be looking for a fluffer at the next CSFMB at McBrides.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:59 pm

Douchebag wrote:

Maybe if you weren't sipping tea she may have paid more attention.

Dude - Sounds Republican.

Chick - SOOOO Republican.

Dude - Verrry Republican.

Chick - Not my cup of tea.

End Smarm.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:00 pm

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edit: oops, I thought Camps made that political ad post.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:03 pm

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I still had 5 beers...

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:05 pm

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spmack wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

My kids are really excited about the stickers...

I guess they ran out of them in the city.

I doubt that; the schools wouldn't be overcrowded otherwise.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:08 pm

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spmack wrote:

And thanks for the compliments.

I gave you no compliments. It's all about Kamps. Kamps, Kamps, motherfucking Kamps.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:13 pm

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I voted, gave blood, and bought some Tootsie Rolls from a guy at a red light today. I look like a fucking racecar driver.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:15 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

And thanks for the compliments.

I gave you no compliments. It's all about Kamps. Kamps, Kamps, motherfucking Kamps.

Awe Kid....you can be in the next movie, bud.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:16 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

It's all about Kamps. Kamps, Kamps, motherfucking Kamps.

Once you go spmack, you never go back.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:18 pm

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spmack wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

And thanks for the compliments.

I gave you no compliments. It's all about Kamps. Kamps, Kamps, motherfucking Kamps.

Awe Kid....you can be in the next movie, bud.

No worries Kamps, I don't view you as the stud others do.

You are more the Waldo to Kid's Eddie.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:20 pm

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If it's any consolation, Joe Orr Road Rod has mentioned on numerous occasions that he finds you both immensely easy on the eyes.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:21 pm

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RFDC! My guy! :cheers:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: People who need to tell you that they voted

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:24 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

RFDC! My guy! :cheers:

Somebody didn't click on my Youtube link.

I will after work. It's kinda hard to do that now.

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