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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:53 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Kid, from about 4:30 until 5:50 today was gold. Or whenever it was that Bowen got done and then up until Holmes came on.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:54 pm

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agreed. i literally cannot stop laughing...nor watching...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:56 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Kid, from about 4:30 until 5:50 today was gold. Or whenever it was that Bowen got done and then up until Holmes came on.

Thanks for the alert. I'll check it out.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:56 pm

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W_Z wrote:

agreed. i literally cannot stop laughing...nor watching...

do yourself a favor and watch the whole video...he first tries rollerblading down the stairs...

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:59 pm

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i need a respirator!

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:05 pm

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W_Z wrote:

:lol:

i need a respirator!

seriously. I woke my wife up, and she's upstairs.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:37 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Ill handle YOU differently

My brother!

Order me a miller lite, Ill be there in 10

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:39 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Ill handle YOU differently

My brother!

Order me a miller lite, Ill be there in 10

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:33 am

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City of Fools wrote:

W_Z wrote:

:lol:

i need a respirator!

seriously. I woke my wife up, and she's upstairs.

it took me like 15 minutes to settle down afterwards...that is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:50 am

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here's a compilation of mascot fails. it features the raptor falling down the stairs on the rollerblades. some of the "jump dunk" fails are fucking hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNiWzM462M4&feature=fvwrel

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:10 am

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Walt Williams Neck wrote:

Why is it B&B get more meatball callers than anyone in town?????

Other shows do get their share of meatball callers but B&B actively discourage anything but those types of calls with Dan's incessant trolling. It went from simply being part of their show to being the whole f'n show.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:18 am

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Tad, although you answered his question concisely and clearly (and correctly), Walt still won't understand you.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:40 am

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Oh no. Sara Ganim just got a job at CNN. This will only continue the obsession with the career of Ganim while Bernstein spends the rest of his days taking calls from Gary from Evanston like some sort of media purgatory.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:00 am

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@dan_bernstein
Thibs does not bs reporters on x&o stuff. Good questions get good answers. #NFL coaches are insecure compared to #NBA counterparts. #Bulls

#youlearnsomuchfromthem

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pittmike

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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:20 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

She looks like an 80's chick I used to bang. CNN might need to dress her up some and work on the hairstyle.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:44 am

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I know I'm late to the party on this but:

"Name me one person who cares what you think."

"...uh...Tom Waddle."

Ooof. Dan taking it to the unemployed, desperate, and drunk on a daily general.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 11/12: Danny gets to jerk off

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:14 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

She looks like an 80's chick I used to bang. CNN might need to dress her up some and work on the hairstyle.

Hottie up the twitter pic!

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