Get back to your nursing home and stop writing checks in front of me to get your 10% senior discount.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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CSFMB Rivals:

BRick & Ken
BRick & Reason
BRick & Terry

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The worst are those who drive themselves. If I ruled the world, I'd have a few laws on the books:

If you can remember a time without cars, you shouldn't be driving.

If you can only see to drive between the steering wheel and the dashboard, you shouldn't be driving.

If you are a mouth breather, you shouldn't be driving.

If your mouth hangs open because of confusion, you shouldn't be driving.

If your hair is silver with a purple tint, definitely shouldn't be driving.

If "colored" people scare you, you shouldn't be driving.

If you only venture out of the house on Wednesdays and Sundays, you shouldn't be driving.

If doing the speed limit is terrifying for you, you shouldn't be driving.

If you drive like your constantly looking for an address, you shouldn't be driving.

If you could start a forest fire by holding up your glasses to the sun, you shouldn't be driving.

If you remember the radio show "Fibber McGee and Molly," just no, don't drive.

Frontman Foxworthy...

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