Just a bunch of dudes bouncing a ball. Big whoop. And the last 2 fucking minutes take like 40 minutes to play. Bounce, timeout! Bounce, Time out! Oh I have a foul to give... OOPSIE TIMEOUT!
Fuck, make it interesting. Put a couple landmines out there or something. But no, it's just a bunch of mopes in shorts that hang down to the ankles jumping up and down waving their arms, falling down too much for someone so big, and taking FREE throws. Oh! You touched me! I get a free throw. gay.

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Oh sandy...

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Don't forget... can't even play for 60 damn minutes. Pussies.

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Agree on the last 2 mins Darkside! Teams should get 2 timeouts in the last 2 minutes...1 in Mins 1-2 and 1 with less than 1....it is amazingly boring with the fouls, foul shots, timeouts, TV timeouts, 20 second timeouts, full timeouts, subs, etc.

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I used to like basketball, but this thread makes too much sense.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah! I mean, you can't even watch the NBA on TV right now because of t.....oh wait

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Boyd likes this.

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Because its only on for 7 months a year instead of 12.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Absence of hugging after a score.

They score too many points so unless it's a blow-out you can't say the better team won. I mean it's entertaining and all that, just unsatisfying.

Exactly!

Basically,there is something inherently wrong with a sport where scoring points is no big deal.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

WNBA doesn't itch your lesbian basketball scratch?

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Most games come down to one decent free throw shooter. Lame.
That's like a baseball game going into the 9th and the hitters getting to hit off a tee.

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Thread fail...

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No. Sport fail. Don't get upset that it's just a boring sport. Hey! If you score 100 points here's a big mac! Interested now? Might as well be the only time I see people actually cheering.

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You miss your fake "sport" so you're taking it out on basketball? That's sweet...

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What the hell are you talking about. Football was on last night and will be on Sunday and Monday.
Your blind devotion to a game you can play for a grand total investment of $10 in sporting goods has made your head swell up with fluid.

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One of the major complaints of the NBA is that the best team always wins and there's so many fewer upsets in the postseason.


I honestly have no idea if that's even on a channel I get or when it is on. I've watched one game ever, like 10 years ago with an ex gf. It was terrible.

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You should ask imu for trolling tips...

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Well there's a legit complaint. Any sport thats easy for poor people to play must suck. I'd much rather spend several hundred dollars to be able to play my favorite sport.

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Pish posh. You should ask him how to get more manly.

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So you're saying it's a easy sport to play? Good. Another reason why it sucks.

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What is even funnier is I meant to say scratch your lesbian basketball itch. It appears I have become
dylexic this week. I knew it was a rough one but that that rough. Oh well. Only 30 more minutes.

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Hockey is probably the most difficult sport I've ever tried to "play", and it's very easy to play.

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What does hockey or any other sport have to do with this?

Basketball sucks all on it's own. Has nothing to do with anything else.


It's ok, just admit it. And what's with threatening teammates in the locker room with a shotgun?

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What?

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Im not even sure how to dumb that down. It's self-explanatory. You said another reason basketball sucks is because it's easy to play. Sports aren't difficult to play, and if you have a basic idea of how to ice skate than hockey isn't really harder than basketball, football, or baseball. If you meant play well, than that's different. I know a lot of guys who are good and 1 or 2 sports and suck at the rest of them.

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What you need to do is get your mind off of the hockey lockout. Why don't you come out with T-Bone and me tonight? We're heading over to Hopleaf for a few, then up north on Clark, hopefully to scratch some itchy lesbians.

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