Mine is my wedding band. I had a failed first trial marriage when I said I do at age 29. Married again at Age 37 after ONLYsix months of being divorced(and we lived together before my big D was final). My now wife and I worked together at the time but she thought I was an asshole.She had that right. We decided to go out one night and have been together ever since. She was unhappy with her situation and just like magic we became unseperable.She is my best friend. This may sound sappy and stupid but I look at her when she is sleeping at night and thank the powers that be that she is mine. We have six great kids between us and I look at my ring sometimes and shudder to think what I would have done without her.

I honestly don't think I have a favorite possession.

My penis.

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Keep it short and sweet.

I see what you did there.

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I am gonna repost this on Valentines Day and not only will I not have to buy dead roses but I will get some booty as well !!!

A video of my mother when she briefly appeared on CNN after they picked up a local PSA-type spot.

My mother was born/raised in Ireland and had a thick brogue that I didn't hear because it was "my mom's voice", not an accent, if you understand what I mean. I was in the middle of a heavy beer and bong session at Grant North in DeKalb when I suddenly hear the CNN voiceover guy say my mom's name. Before I know it she appeared on the TV and I'm hearing her brogue for the first time. Just surreal.

Anyway, she's been gone many years now and it's the only video I have of her.

Or my Ernie Banks baseball card. I don't know.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Ditto. Not your cat, but my cat. She is the only one who knows where my stash of gold is hidden.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

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My American flag. Oh Beautiful! #Truth

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GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Most valuable to me are probably my golf clubs. I have a few cool things but nothing I couldn't live without.
I would toss my dogs in there since they are pretty much the only family I have.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

The love, admiration, and jealousy of the posters on this site.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

my laptop with all my photos.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

My portable hard drive. Literally everything I've written, every beat I've made, and every vocal I've recorded is on there.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Words hurt, T-Bone.

Beautiful Tiny. I love tuxedo cats. Mine was named Jericho. I had to give him away. *skypoint*

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

"My wife is my best friend"...men who are cat owners...hard apple cider drinkers...the fuck is wrong with you people?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Yeah, you really only use the 'best friend' line on a last minute Valentine's Day card or something.

Cats are the worst, the absolute fucking worst pet you can possibly have. I would rather own Travis the Chimp.

I still support hard apple cider drinkers though.

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My masculinity is well in-tact.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I don't doubt that you think it is

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Hey GD - who is your best friend?????

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My guitars and my dog.

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Yes, and I'd be right.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

someone I've known since 5th grade

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.