Fresh off his appearance on Talking Dead last night, WWE champ CM Punk celebrates passing Randy Savage for longest title reign.

The parallels between Raw and a show about the zombie apocalypse is startling.

Punk = The Governor
Cena = Rick
AJ = Andrea
Vickie = Lori
Ziggler = Daryl
Ryback = T-Dog
Big Show = Dale
Sin Cara/LCW = The vatos from season 1

Watch. If you dare.....

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so what are they gonna do with this title reign longevity angle? try to get him to #3 on the list behind Hogan and Sammartino? There's no way that he approaches either of them (i wanna say that hogan is in the 4 digits, something like ~1100-1300 days, where Sammartino has like ~1800 or ~2400 days cuz he was the titleholder for 6-8 years, right? this will never approach that, even with them resurrecting the classic ric flair type heel for punk.... shit, it'd be cool if they could get Ric Flair and/or Hogan involved in this angle, but their talents are needed elsewhere to help bury all of the young talent over in Dixieland)

I AM A GAY NATIVE AMERICAN.

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This is my signature...

Never let Ryback speak again.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

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Is everyone on vacation or hurt? I can't think of any other reason Khali and Hornswaggle would be on tv.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Vince, Miz, Layla, Eve and someone else are sitting on a beach somewhere with Vince's Afghani Dwarf, Peter.

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Rollins, Ambrose, and the other guy up next. All internet boys are on the edge of their seats. I'm predicting they are paired up with 3MB and form a super alliance.

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They're not even live?

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Well it is Zombie Raw...would you expect anything else?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

S.H.I.E.L.D. is here.

We're not the nWo. If you want the nWo, buy the DVD.

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Ambrose is the goods. I don't care if he can wrestle or not. He just has that it factor.

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Andrew Goldstein ‏@AngeGold
Apparently Right to Censor schtuped the Big Bossman and birthed the Shield. #RAW

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I'm stumped where they are hiding Tamina Snuka's penis.

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In the last place anyone would look.

Her pants.

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Vince lopped it off when he dropped Undertaker during the first Michaels match at WM.

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Why is Aj wearing so much clothing? Why is Vicki wearing so little?

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

#RAWful

Being GM is the only way Vicki can get a man. You know, because the other one died.

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So TLC should be the last time we ever see Ryback involved in the main event picture, right? Right??? For the love of god, they need to scrap that guy as soon as possible.

Triple H is running the show tonight, so you know it's bound to be a bad one.

I've tried for the last 1.5 hours but I can't really take it anymore. I'm going to play COD tonight instead.

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Catching up via DVR - thank god. When are Rosa and Tamina going to have a "Penis on a Pole" match?

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I will say I do like that Barret gets an intercontinental shot against Kofi, hope the let Barrett win that one.

If your having Cena vs Ziggler at the ppv, why show them in a match on Raw and not saving the ppv and there's talk Ziggler will win that one. THey should have had a mixed tag, Cena and AJ vs Vickie and Ziggler.