With the powerball set to reach $500 million dollars today, I've seen a few of these people come out of their mansions to complain about how rough their life is now. Oh I won $135 million dollars and my life is so rough right now turning away all these people that want money. Hey guess what dipshits you've not got enough money to hire someone to turn people away that are looking for handouts.

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It's tough when the people you are turning away are guarded by the secret service.

Really Chris?






Really?

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I'm sure it's nice to be able to do whatever you want but I could also understand the frustration with everyone asking for money. You would lose a lot of family and friends. That could be painful.

If you are poor, you probably have more poor friends and family members than people with more money. So when you win the lottery, you know more people that could need money.

Oh poor me, I'm rich.

Keep it; I'll trade my current bucket of shit for that bucket of shit any day.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Why do you people not like successful people? Be happy with what you do have. #Truth

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GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH

Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.

Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car.

Thorny: That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over.

Farva: Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.

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RIP FarvaFan.

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When I win I plan to help out all the friends and family that I care about and then taunt everyone else and tell them to go fuck themselves. I will have no problem telling people no, in fact, I'm very much looking forward to it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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yup...

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After taking the 300 million or so lump sum , my plan would be that I give 15 different people 1 million each, my wife does the same, set up Rogue jr with a decent trust fund, quit my fucking job and try my hand at philanthropy. Probably build a no kill animal shelter and provide free vet service for people who cant afford to take their pets to one. Give money to the bald kid in the St Jude hospital commercials and just try and live a good life and be as generous as I could.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That's pretty good, Rogue.

One thing I wouldn't do is quit my job. It would be fun to see how far I could go without getting fired...

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I'd take the lump sum and then buy a Bajillion 10-ride Metra cards and then flaunt them in front of people pretending like they don't have money for their fare.


Just sayin'.

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Too many 3am wake up calls for me to justify continue working but I get what you're saying.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Shit you'll never hear me complain about any amount of money I win

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"You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."

If we all won the lottery we could spend time at work on a message board. What are they gonna do about it?

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good idea. Taunting not allowed on train, you'll be flagged and sent back 3 stops to ride the local.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I don't really ever play the lottery. Did the Mega Millions thing online a few months back, but that's about it.

Where can I go to get a ticket where I won't hold up a line like a complete douche? Should I write the numbers down on a piece of paper for the guy to use? Should I just ball up a dollar and throw it off the bridge on Wabash?

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I'd be lying my fool ass off if I tried to say I'd keep my job. Fuck I'd quit tomorrow morning. Probably after showing up 5 hours late. Fuck the free world.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

more like 200 million. Its less than 50% of the total. Almost not even worth the drive downtown to pick it up.

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I believe the lump sum payout is $300M for the now $550M the jackpot is at.

I promise you guys I will not complain about winning if I do. In fact, I'll buy the CSFMB off bigfan for $1M and let a select few run it for $200k a year.

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I'd be in Cochabamba the day after the check arrived.

I'd hire you to be my guitar bitch and force you to play John Mayer licks while I throw $1000 bills at you for each 8th note you play.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

You could live there for the rest of your life if you matched 4 numbers.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

GREAT FRIED CHICKEN...BUT SUCRE IS THE REAL GEM...PANTHER?

This...this right here, is a great idea.

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