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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:47 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Shit, if there's a steady paycheck involved, I'd give it to that porker from Bridesmaids.

Ugh, I wouldnt fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

stolen from Geoffrey Ross

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:22 pm

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I think we did this a few years ago; my answer hasn't changed regardless...

Rosie O'Donnell

More fat than ugly

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:37 pm

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America Ferrara is gorgeous.

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:41 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Cousin Geri from Facts of Life.

That's way more lame than she's gonna end up being.

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Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:41 pm

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20 years ago - Kelly Lynch (I've heard her described as looking like a duck)

Now - Tamlyn Tomita

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:34 pm

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the girl who sings the "Joe Lies" song in "Say Anything"

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:39 pm

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The shit I'd do to Aunt Bea

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:35 pm

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spanky wrote:

Mr. Spaulding is a cool guy. Somebody WAY out kicked their coverage in that relationship.

yeah, they both did.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:28 pm

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W_Z wrote:

spanky wrote:

Mr. Spaulding is a cool guy. Somebody WAY out kicked their coverage in that relationship.

yeah, they both did.

That makes no sense.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:33 am

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Monique

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:56 am

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312player wrote:

Monique

I don't know if you're joking or not, but I've also had that thought a few times.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:00 am

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good dolphin wrote:

the girl who sings the "Joe Lies" song in "Say Anything"

I think that's Lilli Taylor, isn't it? She's good-looking enough. I always thought she was too cute for River Phoenix to have brought her to a Dogfight. Like he said in the movie, he knew he was gonna lose.

I think she was in bigfan's class at New Trier. Hey, biggie, you ever hit that?

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:03 am

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Darkside wrote:

Shit, if there's a steady paycheck involved, I'd give it to that porker from Bridesmaids.

She is Jenny McCarthy's cousin.

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:22 am

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Nah, just messing...but Wendy Williams is real sexy..she is too attractive to considered Hollywood ugly...

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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SHARK

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:23 am

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312player wrote:

Nah, just messing...but Wendy Williams is real sexy..she is too attractive to considered Hollywood ugly...

No way!

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:26 am

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312player wrote:

Nah, just messing...but Wendy Williams is real sexy..she is too attractive to considered Hollywood ugly...

I'd definitely do Wendy Williams. I don't like her face but I like her body.

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312player

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:27 am

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Really? I like her...very sexy...

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

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SHARK

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

312player wrote:

Nah, just messing...but Wendy Williams is real sexy..she is too attractive to considered Hollywood ugly...

I'd definitely do Wendy Williams. I don't like her face but I like her body.

OKC, that's why I wouldn't do Wendy. That face...Ewww!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:30 am

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SHARK wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

312player wrote:

Nah, just messing...but Wendy Williams is real sexy..she is too attractive to considered Hollywood ugly...

I'd definitely do Wendy Williams. I don't like her face but I like her body.

OKC, that's why I wouldn't do Wendy. That face...Ewww!

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RFDC

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:31 am

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SHARK shut yo mouth up man, you would be all over her in a minute.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:31 am

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SHARK wrote:

OKC, that's why I wouldn't do Wendy. That face...Ewww!

I understand that SHARK, and I agree. But it's not always about the face.

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Rod

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:32 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

312player wrote:

Nah, just messing...but Wendy Williams is real sexy..she is too attractive to considered Hollywood ugly...

I'd definitely do Wendy Williams. I don't like her face but I like her body.

Would you do Tyler Perry if he dressed as Madea?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:33 am

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Dude...

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:34 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Dude...

Now, Wendy does look a little like a drag queen. I'm just sayin'. Maybe Madea was a bad example but I'd for sure do RuPaul or Vag Davis before Wendy Williams.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Ugliest Woman In Hollywood You'd Sleep With

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:37 am

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I know. That's why this is the appropriate thread.

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Rod

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:39 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I know. That's why this is the appropriate thread.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:41 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

312player wrote:

Nah, just messing...but Wendy Williams is real sexy..she is too attractive to considered Hollywood ugly...

I'd definitely do Wendy Williams. I don't like her face but I like her body.

Would you do Tyler Perry if he dressed as Madea?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:44 am

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Okay. Cute then.

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Rod

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:45 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

America Ferrara is gorgeous.

No. Don't overuse the term gorgeous.

Google her and look at the images. Always cute. Occasionally gorgeous.

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Krazy Ivan

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Okay. Cute then.

Why do you feel the need to change your statement? If your opinion is 'gorgeous', that's what it is...

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