Him: Fuckin Pat bitchin at me. What Im i supposed to do. We get 50 fuckin emails a day!!!

Mgr: Gotta read em

Him: Whatever. That's bullshit.

Other guy: Daaaaamn you fucked up (obvious joking tone)

Him: What the Fuck ever!

Me: Ya know that's bullshit. I gotta talk to Pat about this. Its gonna keep coming up.

Him: Don't fuckin call him!!! Alright!!??

Me: Why ? I gotta talk to him about this anyway

Him: DON'T FUCKIN CALL HIM

Me: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?




Him: (Gets up out of chair slams headset) Im talkin to you. You wanna fuckin go motherfucker??!!!


Me: Shut the fuck up. You're not doing shit


Him: (Screaming in my face) Ill fuck you up



Me: No you won't. You can't

Him: Fuck you . Im in your face what are you gonna do?

Me: Im gonna watch you make an ass out of yourself as usual

Him: Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuckin you.

Me: Ooooh!!! The triple fuck you!!! Get a thesaurus idiot!

Him: what the fuck ever! Fuck you. You talk so much shit

Me: You fuck over everyone we work with every chance you get and everyone knows it

Him: At least I have balls to say shit to your face

Me: No you don't. You've held all this in and now you can't control it cause you're a fuckin spaz

Him: Lets go outside then.



Me: Sorry I need this job. Go fuck yourself



Him: You're Fuckin with the wrong guy



Me : Fuck u. You intimidate no one.









He want out for a smoke and came back and apology
gazed literally 15 times the rest of the day


He's had similar incidents with two there colleagues. Fuckin Italians.....

That's great, but what did Goggles do?

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Wasn't goggles. Woulda ran for my life if it was. That guys legitimately crazy

JBills can give you some advice on dealing with co-workers.

Did he know that you listen to Wu-Tang before he decided to mess with you?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

you still in commodities? all them guys are nuts.

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Why does it say Paper Jam when there is no paper jam?

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He's a bigger fan than I am.

He's like 5 11 150lbs.....dude is crazy. Our manager lets that shit slide ...its weird funny....they just don't want to deal with another thing.


He shook my hand/gave me a pound/ patted me on the back saying Im sorry an Insane amount. that was the worst of it.

Reminds me of how you stood up to me that one time. I was surprised, but proud of you for not backing down.

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#Truth

Can't believe I didn't think that at the time. I like you Timmy

Next time you beat that dude's ass, B...

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See, this is what happens when you hire fucking white people.

yeah people like that are nothing to mess with, they got special superhuman strength

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--yet I can't look away."

Perhaps he thought that you thought that this was a f**king game. Textbook miscommunication.

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Why wasn't this clown fired immediately?

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Kinda what I was thinking.

How does he even get to finish his diatribe?

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His boss appreciates da fire & da passion.

Earlier, I typed "I hate firing people, but someone would have been gone before this escalated." Instead, I went with the gif.

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Especially when he has had "similar incidents" with other people.

But you're right, RPB should have gone with the GIF.

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RPB views this going down. He's involved. Suggests to screaming co-worker "maybe he needs to get his shit in line to be a playa' in the office." Turn computer screen. Proceeds to show him the Antoine Walker gif. That's it, problem over.

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About 5 years ago I was running a sales meeting with my sales team, there were about 40 people at this meeting from the field & corporate. We had a fairly new Marketing Director who was a in way over his head & everyone knew it. He made a lot of commitments & promises that never panned out. During his presentation my guys were grilling him & he had no answers. During the presentation following him, one of my sales guys made a remark about one of the Marketing Product Managers, & while I am standing in the back of the room, the Marketing Director grabs me by the arm & says "come with me". We leave the room, & he goes berserk out in the hallway & proceeds to push me against the wall repeatedly while he is shaking his finger in my face & yelling at me because he is mad that my guys are going after him & his people. Keep in mind that this guy is about 5'5" & 250 LBS, & I am 6' & 225. I remained cool as a cucumber & told him that this would end bad for him if he continued. I almost started laughing at one point. I knew that this clown was writing his ticket out.
I called HR & the next day I had to drive from St. Louis to Milwaukee for a meeting at Corporate. I got drilled by HR & corporate management for a couple of hours. Luckily the other guy admitted that he had lost it & was not provoked. He had over 30 years with the company & was terminated immediately. A few Months later he sent me a letter of apology.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Was his name Sipowicz?

Yeah....this was a little different

I felt like I didn't do enough from a Machismo standpoint.....but the next step would have been to punch him in the face....I really kinda need this job.

Good question.

A few things: This kinda thing happened on the trading floor and were all transplants from there so I guess there's a little carryover
Our boss was off. The asst Mgr who was there is 2 days from starting a different job in the company and he's pretty friendly with this guy.

But to be honest its happened a few times with other circumstances and the boss kinda let it go until its way too far.

When I say he's had similar incidents, Im under selling it....This EXACT thing has happened at least two other times with other co workers

Him

Do you have a drunk idiot cousin who can help you out?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Running to HR. Just another step on the road toward the pussification of America.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I know. Driving 600 miles to resolve something that could have been settled on the spot with broken-off chair legs sounds like something out of a Sensitivity Training Seminar.

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Hopefully you had a car allowance.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Exactly. Look at the difference in the way the traders handled their dispute as compared to the corporate pansyism detailed above. There's a reason people write books and make movies romanticizing the lives of those masters of the markets. Work hard, play hard. Chicago, the city of big shoulders. Fortunes made and fortunes lost in the blink of an eye. Rogers Park Bryan didn't run whining to HR like a little bitch. He handled his business and cooler heads prevailed. Men being men. It seems like the popular viewpoint in this forum is that someone should be fired. I'm telling the teacher. There's nothing wrong with a couple guys airing their opinions with authority. The hive listens to the bee that dances the hardest.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don