What straight dude, especially a teenager, thinks to himself "hey, wouldn't it be funny to stick my finger in another dude's butthole"...oh, they were soccer players, now I understand.

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I agree. The whole thing is strange.

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Fucking suburbs.

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Did this occur in the back of your soccer mini-van?

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I know one person who would find that fun.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

There seems to be several stories a year on boys' HS sports teams sodomizing each other for hazing purposes. Doesn't matter what the sport is. Seems like the whole damn world has gone crazy.

I'm not sure I understand what the story is here .... I'm perhaps less sure that I actually want to know .... do we have a case of an amateur procto exam under the heading of hazing? I'm just sitting here shaking my head not knowing what else to say.

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Why don't girls HS sports teams do this? That would be much sexier.

You'll never get to join the Drinky Alliance with that kind of attitude.

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Some IL high school girls team got busted for something a couple years back, but I don't think it was anal examination type stuff. Was it fighting?

I know lotsa people who like soccer

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It had to do with duct taping and covering teammates in plastic wrap.

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It's tough to say exactly what happened since the papers dont want to come right out with graphic details. What I got from it was that older players held down younger ones and put fingers abd sticks up their asses while coaches watchef. Whenever i see that coach's picture, i think of Stifler.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Glenbrook North girls football game. Fucking brutal.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

They have girls football at Glenbrook North?

No, but the girls used to have a game every year that included lots of hazing. Like the shit in Dazed and Confused.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'm not surprised?

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Just a little character building, I don't know what everyone's so worked up about.

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Pussification of America

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I thought it was assification that's at issue here?

I'll show myself out...

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Well, that is kind of the other half. It isn't right and the boys who did it have a little of the moint in them. At the same time, I don't think I'd even bother telling my parents if it happened to me as it really isn't all that big of a deal. Adults have to take it seriously but between kids I doubt they were all that traumatized. If there weren't the opportunity for dollars, I doubt the story gets told.

Guys on my floor stole my towel while I was taking a shower in the dorms in college while several girls were on the floor. I had to walk back to my room in my full glory. While it helped seeing the ladies drooling, I never considered it any more than good natured horse play. I've told you the stories about what you had to drink in rugby. There was goofing around in the locker rooms in high school. I never thought of this as an assault although objectively you could see that.

After all that I don't think it would even occur to me to put my finger in another guy's butt as part of team building. I do have to add though that my friends who went to Loras came back every year with some of the strangest stories. Not coincedently, STU GOTZ was a Loras guy. I will allow my children to even apply to that school.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Having your rectum probed by other guys "isn't all that big of a deal?"

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Next time we meet, we're going to hold you down and put things in your butt.

It comes down to compliance. If people agree to have things put up their butt as partof joining it's okay, if they have to be held down and are fighting you it's wrong.

Good thing I went to Clarke then.

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It's wrong even if the kids agree to it.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I probably didn't articulate myself very well in that instance.

I think as a kid I would not view it as a sexual assault. As an adult, we have to view it that way.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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High school kids get traumatized if their shoes are the wrong color. Having people stick things up your ass while other kids watch is probably going to stick with them for a few days.



Pun intended after the fact.

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Sure, to you and me but chances are nobody would know if they agreed.