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spmack

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:17 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

:lol:

It's just the gift that keeps on giving.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:17 pm

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Ok, this is a good one. And it's buried in this thread. :lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:18 pm

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Yikes...

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:19 pm

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My birthday comes first...

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:24 pm

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SHARK wrote:

My birthday comes first...

Who's coming second?

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:38 pm

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SHARK wrote:

spmack wrote:

SHARK wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

SHARK, would you give your six incher to a lady?

No.

I'd only give a 6 inch sub to a lady if she asked for one. For all I know, she might not want a steak melt.

That's awesome.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:37 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz wrote:

Hope its not a Meijers. Mac has had a lot of trouble there.

They didn't specify.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:39 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz wrote:

Hope its not a Meijers. Mac has had a lot of trouble there.

They didn't specify.

Well...They didn't!

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:42 pm

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If she wants the 12 inch sub, who you gonna call SHARK?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:44 pm

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denisdman wrote:

If she wants the 12 inch sub, who you gonna call SHARK?

??????

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:57 pm

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Some ladies like a longer sandwich, meaning they may want more than 6 inches. Since someone willing to give a lady 12 inches may be hard to find, who are you going to call? That is unless you can deliver the longer sandwich yourself.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:18 pm

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denisdman wrote:

It depends how they want it.

If she wants it toasted, call Cairo. If she doesn't, call Sam.

And if she wants a mini, call me. Maybe.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:15 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Let's get back to the real show thread and ignore SHARK's attempted coup.

Dumb things will be said by hosts, callers, and guests.

That'll be my New Year's Resolution on this board for 2013. Trying NOT to duplicate threads like this. I said I was sorry. :oops:

I'm just gently ribbing you SHARK.

Would you like a burrito?

No, but thanks for the offer.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:43 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Darkside wrote:

"Boy I'll tell ya, I'm havin trouble hearin' ya."

That's the one from Joe Paterno that's a two foot putt in my opinion. Whenever they talk the Penn State scandal, Darkside, they always air that soundbite.

I don't think it was from this year though, was it?

Hmmm...While the Penn State scandal first made news just over a year ago, Joe Paterno didn't die until very early in 2012. I think that interview aired prior to his death.

This one totally belongs here.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:35 pm

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SHARK wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

The Wendy's Mozerella-la-la-la-la-la chick does indeed make me want to kill.

I think she's the same girl who told us about Wendy's Portabella Mushroom Melt, too.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:36 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

SHARK wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

The Wendy's Mozerella-la-la-la-la-la chick does indeed make me want to kill.

I think she's the same girl who told us about Wendy's Portabella Mushroom Melt, too.

It's the same Wendy's girl...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:42 pm

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I'm sure she is. Just found it funny was all.

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:10 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Sarah Spain sounds like she has stuff in her mouth

teehee

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:44 pm

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:39 pm

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SHARK wrote:

stoneroses86 wrote:

SHARK wrote:

That also tells you that Mariano Rivera isn't about to call it a career...yet.

That, in addition to dozens of news stories quoting Mariano Rivera's stated intention to return in 2013.

True.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:18 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Mike Golic, who is still fat, won't be in tomorrow either. The nails on a chalkboard sounding, Colin Cowherd, sits in for Golic tomorrow with Mike Greenberg on ESPN 1000 AM, ESPNRadio.com & ESPNEWS, hinging on how long the Australian Open airs on ESPN2 in the morning. If that's not enough, even though we thankfully won't hear it locally, Greenberg sits in on Cowherd's own ESPN Radio show "The Herd" tomorrow 9A-Noon, available on ESPNU, DIRECTV 208.

Mike Golic is very far from fat these days, maybe fat in the mouth, but not in the stomach.

B.S.!

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:19 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Mike Golic is very far from fat these days, maybe fat in the mouth, but not in the stomach.

B.S.!

I call it as I see it.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:55 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Scorehead wrote:

Bulls should make Rose available after the season. Trade him & his dumbass Brother for players who want to play. I'm sure his team mates think he is a pussy & a bad team mate too. This kid is soft & stupid & he has been lying for weeks. Or maybe he just hasn't heard back from God yet...

I think the Bulls should've made Derrick Rose available a long time ago, long before the whole USA Today article & after that rotten loss in Boston before the NBA All-Star Break. This isn't the damn CIA!

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:56 pm