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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:32 pm 
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Okay all you CSFMB doctors! I am calling for your medical expertise and use of the Google machine, I ask:

Is Staph infection of the hair follicle contagious or not??

I need all your smarmy comments and internet research to form an opinion. Do your worst!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:33 pm 
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Wow. How does that even happen?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:37 pm 
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Did he use a condom?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:38 pm 
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Don't you need hair (by cracky) to have hair (by cracky) follicles?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:44 pm 
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It's not me boyd. :lol: it is somebody in the in-laws family.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:51 pm 
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Did they get it from a toliet seat????????????

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It's not me boyd. :lol: it is somebody in the in-laws family.


And he's come to you for medical advice?

And you, in turn, have come to the sports message board to solve his issues?

This will go well.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:00 pm 
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This person in question has been to the doctor. This individual tried to tell me that the doctor said it is not contagious.I am highly skeptical. I posted this to take an informal poll from internet cretins who have probably had one or two cases in the past.

I also want to announce I've made the non-practing converted Buddhist of Will County All-Star slow pitch softball team.

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This is from the Georgia Department of Health's website:
How does staph spread?
Touching skin-to-skin can spread staph from one person to another.
Staph can be picked up from surfaces that are often touched, like phones or
doorknobs. Sometimes shared personal items, like towels, soap, or sports
equipment can spread staph.
Pus from an abscess is especially contagious on skin or surfaces.
How can I avoid staph infections?
• Wash your hands regularly with soap and water or hand sanitizer.
• Use your own towels, soap, and other personal items; do not share
these.
• Clean shared athletic equipment before use.
If I get a staph infection, how can I keep it from spreading to
others?

• Keep a clean dry dressing over the infected area, especially if there is
pus.
• Pay extra attention to cleanliness and wash your hands frequently.
• Do not share linens, towels or other personal items with others.
• When possible, use hot water and a hot dryer for your laundry

This is from Foodnetworkhumor.com:

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:03 pm 
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I'd say yeah. Aren't all staph infections contagious?


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I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

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I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:10 pm 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

Was she helping you?

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My regular UPS driver has a syphilitic eyeball.

Not bragging. Just, you know.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:16 pm 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

Yeah that's what I figured...I wasn't really interested in her, she said she was a "voluptuous model" on the side.....she was a cute girl, but she was a biggun, and that was around the time I was trying to rid myself of them.

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Did they get it from a toliet seat????????????

They said it is on arm/elbow area. I did not see it myself.

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Least appetizing thread ever.

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Douchebag wrote:
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spmack wrote:
I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

Was she helping you?

Taking you off of my top 10 list.

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spmack wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

Was she helping you?

Taking you off of my top 10 list.

Which one?

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I once heard about someone who caught a staph infection because they rode the tractor while wearing their bathing suit.

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Where's Hank to tell us this thread is useless without pics?

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They said it is on arm/elbow area. I did not see it myself.


the old elbow shoved in the ass technique....i haven't seen that since college.

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donspiracy wrote:
They said it is on arm/elbow area. I did not see it myself.


the old elbow shoved in the ass technique....i haven't seen that since college.

Damn, that's kinky. I'm mildly interested.

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Don't look at me.

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Where's Hank to tell us this thread is useless without pics?


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