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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:19 pm 
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It's like trying to play "Find the black guy in the Abercrombie & Fitch Ad".

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No, that's not fair .... Fealz at least can conjure up two coherent sentences back to back consistently ...

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 Post subject: Re: LAWRENCE HOLMES
PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:02 pm 
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AKA Larry

Dissing people. Not saying who (Wasnt me) but the guy can't say hello when he says hello to everyone else at a table. You know everyone at the table, but chose to be such a fucking dick that you can't even drop a "hey" to the one person you might not really like? Congrats on getting another person to dislike you!

One day there is gonna be such an elevator brawl!

Let's all remember I started the "Larry is an asshole" bandwagon (besides from being terrible as a radio host) and a few standing spots are left! Glad you can all seen light. Even OKC grabbed a seat early!


Was it Spmack again?

Your stories have exposed Larry as a phony. The sweet little Larry, in his soft voice, that says "Hello, Dan. Hello Uncle Teary" isn't the true Larry.


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 Post subject: Re: LAWRENCE HOLMES
PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:12 pm 
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Sat was TBOX's Xmas Pub Crawl in Wrigleyville. It's quite an event, more crowded and drunker than any Cubs game. Starts at 8 AM. They even provide their own security on the street as the number of fucked up people by noon is ridiculous.

The Slutty female elf costume is very popular! Just in case any of you have an interest in this event next year.

Yes, everyone dresses up in some wacky Xmas outfit.

So, gonna guess Mr shittypants was drinking all day.
http://www.festaparties.com/events/tbox-twelve-bars-of-xmas-aka-12-bars-of-xmas-chicago-pub-crawl/


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 Post subject: Re: LAWRENCE HOLMES
PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:17 pm 
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Sat was TBOX's Xmas Pub Crawl in Wrigleyville. It's quite an event, more crowded and drunker than any Cubs game. Starts at 8 AM. They even provide their own security on the street as the number of fucked up people by noon is ridiculous.

The Slutty female elf costume is very popular! Just in case any of you have an interest in this event next year.

Yes, everyone dresses up in some wacky Xmas outfit.

So, gonna guess Mr shittypants was drinking all day.
http://www.festaparties.com/events/tbox-twelve-bars-of-xmas-aka-12-bars-of-xmas-chicago-pub-crawl/


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I've heard Larry say he doesn't drink. That another lie to promote his false image?


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How is it possible that dirty bastard is still more likable. Than Larry?

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I had to endure a few moments of Larry on my way home tonight. His screeching plus acting like he, Peanut and Lance are all BFFs are all truly annoying.

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I had to endure a few moments of Larry on my way home tonight. His screeching plus acting like he, Peanut and Lance are all BFFs are all truly annoying.


The Jay Cutler Show is replayed on 1000.

That's a better listen.

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 Post subject: Re: LAWRENCE HOLMES
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I had to endure a few moments of Larry on my way home tonight. His screeching plus acting like he, Peanut and Lance are all BFFs are all truly annoying.


Considering the first 10 minutes of his show is wrestling quotes/80's TV theme/bad pun montage combined with the Scoreboard updates; you probably actually heard 5 minutes tops of an actual show in that first half hour of broadcast.


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How is it possible that dirty bastard is still more likable. Than Larry?


Big fan?


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I had to endure a few moments of Larry on my way home tonight. His screeching plus acting like he, Peanut and Lance are all BFFs are all truly annoying.


Considering the first 10 minutes of his show is wrestling quotes/80's TV theme/bad pun montage combined with the Scoreboard updates; you probably actually heard 5 minutes tops of an actual show in that first half hour of broadcast.


Typical four hour sports radio show:

One and a half hours spent telling you what they're going to talk about.
Half an hour talking about it.
Half an hour taking calls.
One and a half hours telling you what they talked about.

Miss a little, miss nothing at all because anything worth hearing will be replayed ad nauseum. Did you know Terry Boers had the scoop on Lovie's extension? :lol:

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I had to endure a few moments of Larry on my way home tonight. His screeching plus acting like he, Peanut and Lance are all BFFs are all truly annoying.


Considering the first 10 minutes of his show is wrestling quotes/80's TV theme/bad pun montage combined with the Scoreboard updates; you probably actually heard 5 minutes tops of an actual show in that first half hour of broadcast.

I know what you're referring, and Laurence Holmes doesn't need to scream like a schoolgirl when he tells producer Herb Lawrence "LET'S GO!" in a high-pitched voice before the opening theme starts playing for Laurence's nighttime SCORE. Get Holmes some damn decaf!

The other thing...Since when did he start morphing into the WWE's DeGeneration X with the line...
"...And if you're not down with that, we've got two words for you!" right after he does the opening? That's so unnecessary, too!

That's right before he introduces Herb, Joe Ostrowski & Connor McKnight..."A full fledged A-Team", complete with the classic '80s action TV series theme, along with occasionally a line from Mr. T, the narrator from the opening intro, or even Dial Global's Kevin Harlan uttering "The A Team...They knew you were coming."


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 Post subject: Re: LAWRENCE HOLMES
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Why is Bigfan so angry that Larry snubbed him?

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Yes. Why is Laurence held with such reverence that he'd be so angry/disappointed over it? In other words: Who the fuck is Laurence Holmes anyway?

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 Post subject: Re: LAWRENCE HOLMES
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He's the smooth mfer who rubbed spmack's rhubarb.

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Career .357 avg a whopping 2 HR. bringing it out of retirement to support #bluedemons at ASU tomorrow. https://twitter.com/LaurenceWHolmes/sta ... 92/photo/1

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Career .357 avg a whopping 2 HR. bringing it out of retirement to support #bluedemons at ASU tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/I2Q5pZSf


Desperate for attention.

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 Post subject: Re: LAWRENCE HOLMES
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Career .357 avg a whopping 2 HR. bringing it out of retirement to support #bluedemons at ASU tomorrow. https://twitter.com/LaurenceWHolmes/sta ... 92/photo/1

You still need to send me an email if you're at work. You have some stuff to tell me.

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 Post subject: Re: LAWRENCE HOLMES
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pretty pathetic for an upper 30s guy to remember his average from a club baseball team

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Laurence Holmes ‏@LaurenceWHolmes

Career .357 avg a whopping 2 HR. bringing it out of retirement to support #bluedemons at ASU tomorrow. https://twitter.com/LaurenceWHolmes/sta ... 92/photo/1

You still need to send me an email if you're at work. You have some stuff to tell me.


It's official. OKC let it out of the bag. It was Spmack that Larry snubbed for the 2nd time. This thing is worse than T.O vs McNabb.

Why does Larry hate Spmack? Why don't you two just tell us instead of dropping these hints? Why are you afraid?


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Why is Bigfan so angry that Larry snubbed him?


I wish the snub was me, could make it sound so much more interesting....

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Why does Larry hate Spmack?


Too black. Too Strong.

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Why is Bigfan so angry that Larry snubbed him?


I wish the snub was me, could make it sound so much more interesting....

I doubt it.

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