Bitch don't make me fight you.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Five more questions:

1) If you could be the GM of any professional team, which one would you choose, and what would be your very first action?

2) The Baseball Hall Of Fame voters have a dilemma on their hands. On the one hand, they don't want to put known steroid abusers into the hall of fame, but on the other hand, if they never elect them, we could have a period of baseball which is woefully underrepresented. What is your position on steroid abusers in general, and more specifically, what would you do with a case like Bonds who shattered numerous records and would have likely made the HOF without steroids?

3) What specific rule/ruling would you like to see the NFL adapt from the NCAA? How about the NCAA from the NFL? One foot vs two feet, down by contact vs down by being down, etc/

4) What are your top three favorite lunchmeats/coldcuts?

5) Tom Watson was just named as captain of the Ryder Cup for the United States. Do you feel this was a good decision? Should they have waited a bit longer to name a captain?

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Not a big Cars fan?

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I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

What happened once the credits hit during the Sopranos finale?

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The nWo music hit. Hulk Hogan came into the diner and dropped a leg on Tony, Zombie Scott Hall took a bite from the kids, and Nash clicked his way through a vigorous session with Carmela.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I actually do have a question.

Who is your favorite Always Sunny character and why?

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Dennis because he's such a cocky asshole.

Did you find the 99 Red Balloon chick to be incredibly sultry or are you too young for that?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Interesting.

I'm a Mac guy myself. I could dissect this show for days.

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How many male performers do you think made Ellen DeGeneres horny during the 12-12-12 concert?

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Two and a half.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I just saw this movie poster .... I know nothing about it .... nevertheless it made me slightly tingly in my naughty bits .... what is your reaction to it?