Then you'd get:

"................................Wha? What's the reason?"

[call quietly dumped]

"[sigh] Yeah, I just, you know, I have no idea what makes people, you know, these questions, and where it comes from, but [sigh]"

"But that's Bears Monday for you!"

"[laugh] Ya know, it is, too. It really is."

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Speaking of "Mr. Multimedia", he sits in with Bernsy Thursday when the "B & B Show" along with "Mac & Spiegs" originate from David Schuster's Real Urban Barbeque in Vernon Hills for The SCORE's annual holiday live broadcast. You've been warned.

What.

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That's his restaurant, CH. Seriously.

It did seem odd and kind of tacky. I wouldn't have allowed him there for at least the rest of the year. I wonder if any teammates felt kind of strange about it.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Well, that explains their ad blitz.

Why am I laughing so hard at the idea of David Schuster as the proprietor of a barbecue joint? Maybe I thought he'd specialize in rotisserie chicken?

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Schuster's a part owner. I'm not making this up.

Why do these ribs have to take so loooooooong I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaare if it makes them soft guys I just don't have tiiiiiiiiiime to just sit here!!!

So is cubbiegirlshamus banned from the premises?

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And if he tells me "you get the jizz" when I ask what kind of sauce they use, I'm just leaving right then and there.

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I dont know what ask you have to grind with Shuster, SHARK but stop making things up about him being part owner of a BBQ restuarant ok?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I guess I'll have to call in then.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I wonder if Bernstein shows up to Shuster's BBQ joint with a dogeared copy of The Joy of Cooking and gets into shouting matches with him about whether or not he's making true St. Louis-style ribs.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Here's the "State Farm Bears Monday" Game Plan:

*NEXT: [i]The SCORE/WBBM/Bears Radio Network's Zach Zaidman-
Reaction from HC Lovie Smith's Press Conference

*4P: The SCORE/Tribune/CSN Chicago's Matt Bowen-
X & O's Breakdown-Packers 21, Bears 13[/i]

"Scoreboard Updates": Connor McKnight

Terry's "two favorite words", Laurence Holmes, wraps up "State Farm Bears Monday" @ 6P. Dial Global Radio's coverage of "Monday Night Football" follows @ 7P. Jim Gray has his "partners", the Patriots' Tom Brady & the Cardinals' Larry Fitzgerald, joining him on the pregame. Kevin Harlan, Dan Fouts & Tony Boselli then paint the picture from Nashville for the Jets/Titans' game @ 7:30P. "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows the game until 5A Tuesday morning, complete with "Bum of the Week". I wonder who could that be...

Intimidatingly Delicious!

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"Is Wes Welker really a great athlete compared to some of these bodies out there?"

*whoop!* *whoop!*

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The outrage!

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How long until someone calls in and makes the argument that Welker is so successful because he's disciplined and gets by on his football acumen while an athlete like Alshon Jeffery has to rely on pure talent to overcome his lack of intelligence as evidenced by those offensive pass interference calls?

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This heavy breathing motherfucker sounds like he is about to burst into tears any second here.

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Holy crap the teams that throw the ball more have more drops! What a revelation!

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Real. Football. Stuff.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Why is it so hard for these callers to put into words why Urlacher's comments upset them?

He said, "the only team in the division to get booed at home is us. It's unbelievable to me." All one of the callers needs to say is that they were booing because the Bears played like shit. When you play bad we boo. Why is that so hard to articulate?

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Because they can't say the "s" word.

Or just point out the bald-faced stupidity of it. I mean, Urlacher has played at Ford Field, correct?

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

You're my guy, SHARK.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Oops. I meant to say why don't they say the Bears played like "crap"?

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The Bears have had a terrific decade?

2003: missed playoffs
2004: missed playoffs
2005: NFC North champions
2006: NFC champions
2007: missed playoffs
2008: missed playoffs
2009: missed playoffs
2010: NFC North champions
2011: missed playoffs
2012: fading fast

That's not really that terrific. If that's terrific, the Packers' decade is fucking fantastic.

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I appreciate the kind words. It's a family radio station. There are certain words that are off limits.

I want to hear SHARK doing the Carlin bit about words you cant say on TV.

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Them nitpicking every little thing a caller says is bad radio, especially when they demand to know who said something a caller referenced (a caller should simply reply with "my guy...") and Terry of all people asks a caller "What's your point?"

Does Dan believe in momentum in football? Yesterday I heard Bowen talking about the momentum a team gets when they know they'll be getting the ball to start the second half.