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Curious Hair
 Post subject: Krazy Ivan
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Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.

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I hate it when two of my favorite posters fight. I blame Gary Betteman for all of this :(

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Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.


Pretty much sums up 40% of the posters on the board.
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Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.

This thread will be pruned, so I'm gonna go ahead and take your quote elsewhere.

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I agree with everything that's been said so far.

Discuss.

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This escalated quickly.

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Let it be known that most of the time, I don't not love Krazy Ivan, usually.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
This escalated quickly.



They have both been here for six years.

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Seacrest wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
This escalated quickly.



They have both been here for six years.


:lol: :lol: Shut up, that's why!

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He has a pretty good outside shot. The first time we played, a little lazy, but the last set of games he showed some hustle. Decent on the boards. Other than that he sucks balls.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.



I know! He makes me so fucking angry. That's why I have him marked in my favorites.

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I prefer to make love in a cemetery because it’s a restful place, a classic venue. The 19th century poets, Shelley, Byron, and Baudelaire often wrote of making love next to tombstones and in mausoleums and the declined ruins of ancient civilizations. And it is well known that men and women who were infected with the plague and near death would copulate until their last breath in pits crowded with corpses. It was all great fun, very whimsical, jolly and droll.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
This escalated quickly.



They have both been here for six years.


:lol: :lol: Shut up, that's why!



And i bet BF let's this thread live.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.


Good to know I'm not the only one who has been thinking this.
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I prefer to make love in a cemetery because it’s a restful place, a classic venue. The 19th century poets, Shelley, Byron, and Baudelaire often wrote of making love next to tombstones and in mausoleums and the declined ruins of ancient civilizations. And it is well known that men and women who were infected with the plague and near death would copulate until their last breath in pits crowded with corpses. It was all great fun, very whimsical, jolly and droll.


A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Good to know I'm not the only one who has been thinking this.


That's because you are the same person...

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A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine

Great song.

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Curious Hair's real thoughts.

http://deadspin.com/5968935/take-that-n ... socialflow




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Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Good to know I'm not the only one who has been thinking this.


That's because you are the same person...


I'm the same person as Curious Hair? That's kind of insulting to Curious.
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Eh, if the race-baiting and trolling gives him a feeling of superiority then more power to him. Self-esteem is important and whatever works to boost it I guess...
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I’ve got him hog-tied in the trunk of my car, a golf ball in his mouth, his lips sealed with duct tape. I follow a dirt road into a forest. I pull over. Cut the engine. Lift the trunk lid. Pull him out. Dump him on the ground. Grab a shovel and begin digging a grave. He's staring at me wildly, his body writhing, trying to break free. At this moment, everyone steps out from behind trees and we all shout, "surprise," and sing, “Happy Birthday!”

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Tad Queasy wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Good to know I'm not the only one who has been thinking this.


That's because you are the same person...


I'm the same person as Curious Hair? That's kind of insulting to Curious.



Not really. I have a hard time telling you guys apart most of the time.

I think you're both rather groovy, though...

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Kirkwood wrote:
Eh, if the race-baiting and trolling gives him a feeling of superiority then more power to him. Self-esteem is important and whatever works to boost it I guess...


Oh, it does. It really does. Thanks for understanding.

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