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Frank Coztansa
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:49 pm 
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OAK PARK — A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement.

“He had a sock full of his poop on me,” said the 21-year-old college student. “It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes.”

She said she screamed and tried to follow him, along with another witness, but the attacker escaped up the Austin Boulevard exit and ran northbound on Austin.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/12/19/ ... ith-feces/

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Someone should kick the shit out of that guy!

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Was she a racist?
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I read that and laughed my ass off. Am I a bad guy?

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:lol: No, its a funny story. I mean, the guy is an jagoff for doing it, but its funny how its written.

What I don't understand is how can the paramedics "not be prepared for something like that." Water, towels, wrap her up in a sheet so she can take the shit stained shirt off, and take her somewhere to clean up. That's really all you can do in that situation.

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We need to ban poop socks...poop socks crime is up 100% since, well...probably forever.
So, since we can't ban poop, we need to ban socks...or put feet on our underwear.

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Usually you have to take the Red Line to 35th to get shitty socks.

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I'm trying to figure out how one can poop into a sock with any degree of accuracy. I mean, I know I'm a dirigible, but I've got no idea what things look like back there, so unless this guy's really, really flexible (like Ocean's Eleven "greaseman" flexible), there's gotta be a series of mirrors like 'Enter the Dragon', and I know that in school I had a hard time moving transparancies the right way on an overhead projector.


... really, what did you expect for a post of mine in a thread like this anyway ... it's your own fault for reading it ...

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you shit on the floor, pick it up and put it in the sock. I do it all the time.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Usually you have to take the Red Line to 35th to get shitty socks.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I just snorted coffee out of my nose you son of a bitch...

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Well, that just stinks.

How did she know it was his poop?

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Furious Styles wrote:
Well, that just stinks.

How did she know it was his poop?

You can't really dust for poop

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Don Tiny wrote:
I'm trying to figure out how one can poop into a sock with any degree of accuracy. I mean, I know I'm a dirigible, but I've got no idea what things look like back there, so unless this guy's really, really flexible (like Ocean's Eleven "greaseman" flexible), there's gotta be a series of mirrors like 'Enter the Dragon', and I know that in school I had a hard time moving transparancies the right way on an overhead projector.


... really, what did you expect for a post of mine in a thread like this anyway ... it's your own fault for reading it ...


I could probably shoot ~90% in a tube sock.

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you shit on the floor, pick it up and put it in the sock. I do it all the time.


Open the door, shit on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur ....

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Don Tiny wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
you shit on the floor, pick it up and put it in the sock. I do it all the time.


Open the door, shit on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur ....

You put the lime in the coconut you drink em both up

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Don Tiny wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
you shit on the floor, pick it up and put it in the sock. I do it all the time.


Open the door, shit on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur ....


Give this man the 10 thousand dollars.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I would be pissed if it happened to me

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