Les Ballsy performed my vasectomy.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

That's what I kept wondering.

I would not trust my knot-tying ability.

They did say on the news last night the knots were reinforced with dental floss.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

to risk what now is probably going to be decades in federal pound me in the ass prison

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Any possibility they escaped another way and use the rope as a diversion to what they really did to escape?

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

No, this escape was easy, any inmate could have done it.

I tend to want the villain to win in situations like this. I can't really explain it other than the fact I usually like underdogs.

That's what I kept wondering.

I would not trust my knot-tying ability.

I tend to want the villain to win in situations like this. I can't really explain it other than the fact I usually like underdogs.

there's a slim to none chance they're still anywhere around here

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

If they are still around here, they are absolute fucking morons.

They have caught inmates in the past with a bunch of bed sheets tied together hidden in their cells. So obviously, other people have noticed that it would be easy to get out that way.

The brother of "The Dark Knight" film director Christopher Nolan (Matthew Nolan) made it clear on Wednesday how much he hated prison.

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Nolan in April pleaded guilty to plotting to escape from the Metropolitan Correctional Center in downtown Chicago.

Authorities last October discovered about 31 feet of rope and a harness made from bed sheets, a metal clip that could unlock handcuffs, and a razor inside a mattress in Nolan's cell. At the time, he was awaiting extradition to Costa Rica on murder charges.

The FBI arrested Nolan in February 2009 as he left bankruptcy court in Chicago and charged him with the 2005 kidnapping and murder of Florida accountant Robert Cohen in Costa Rica.

A judge later ruled that because of insufficient evidence from Costa Rican authorities, Nolan could be extradited to Costa Rica to face only false document charges.

Nolan had been in bankruptcy court in a separate case in which a judge entered a $600,000 judgment against him for not paying back a loan from a suburban businessman. Nolan claimed he was using his military skills to run an international bank collection service and needed the loan to finish a job in Costa Rica.

At the time of his arrest, Nolan was being investigated by Chicago police in a check-kiting scam where he allegedly made $1 million by using the connection to his movie director brother to cozy up to local banks. Charges were never filed in that investigation.

On Wednesday, Nolan was also ordered to serve two years of probation and submit to drug tests. If he violates his parole, Hibbler warned, he'd be sent back to prison.

"I'd like to be allowed to close this chapter in my life and hug my wife and kids again," Nolan said.

If they are still around here, they are absolute fucking morons.

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

What a fucking moron. He should have been miles away from Chicago, if not in Mexico or the Carribean by this point.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

What a fucking moron. He should have been miles away from Chicago, if not in Mexico or the Carribean by this point.

Just how would an escaped con get to Mexico or the Caribbean? Fire up the smartphone, punch up aa.com, buy a plane ticket and then sail through the security check point at ORD?

Just how would an escaped con get to Mexico or the Caribbean? Fire up the smartphone, punch up aa.com, buy a plane ticket and then sail through the security check point at ORD?

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Feds dropped the escape charge against the guy they caught. Seemed like an easy one to prove.

True, but the guy is expected to get 80 years on the bank robbery charges. The feds basically said we don't have time for this (or lunch). No biggy. If it turns out the cat gets a light sentence they plan on going back after him on the escape charges.