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spadaesq1

Post subject: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:03 pm

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Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:07 pm

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Really? I thought Don Tiny was Terry Boers.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:07 pm

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you do realize that people here have actually met Douchebag, right?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:09 pm

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spadaesq1 wrote:

Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

What are your facts and evidences?

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:10 pm

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RFDC wrote:

you do realize that people here have actually met Douchebag, right?

Wrong! People have met a guy calling himself Douchebag. He's a Ringer!

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:18 pm

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spadaesq1 wrote:

Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Your clients mock you behind your back.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:21 pm

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Drop In wrote:

spadaesq1 wrote:

Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Your clients mock you behind your back.

Only behind?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:29 pm

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Spada is a retard!!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:30 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Spada is a retard!!

and vice versa

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:58 pm

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Douchebag and I are roughly the same height.

So bummed to find out I'm only 5'8"

and a half.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:03 pm

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spadaesq1 wrote:

Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Which rooftop did you hear that one on?

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:05 pm

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Only 1 way to find out.

Have Douchebag on your show for a phone interview.

If Bernstein dies the next day, your theory will be correct.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:06 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Really? I thought Don Tiny was Terry Boers.

I should be so lucky. I only have a leg rest, and it doesn't have a single damn baseball thought ever.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:09 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Really? I thought Don Tiny was Terry Boers.

I should be so lucky. I only have a leg rest, and it doesn't have a single damn baseball thought ever.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:48 pm

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spadaesq1 wrote:

Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

I've met Douchebag, and he's not Bernstein. He's much better looking, and like a foot taller.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Douchebag is Dan Bernstein and vice versa

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:49 pm