On a day where the radio offers me two "distinctive brands" of groupthink related to something as nebulous as reaction to the Bears' coaching hire, it's nice to know that I've always got the "fuck it" lever tuned to a nice piece on my guy Shag.

Shag, btw, went to Montreal to be the first paid football coach in Montreal history or something and after he came back he eventually invented the whole damn playoff system for all major sports. Therefore, I fucking *KNOW* the next Bears coach will revolutionize the NFL, cuz like, I'm an Expos fan and HE INVENTED THE DAMN PLAYOFFS FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

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