You're into homosexual innuendo... what's that all about?

Just thought that the "rebel" part might have worked better in view of it's connection to the Confederate Army. Now stop Hating.....or as you would have it...Hatting.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Oh yeah the rebel line totally takes the GAY out of that statement, I see that now.

Since neither Melvin Udall nor Doc Holliday were gay charachters in the movies those lines come from, the fact that you are associating them with homosexuality is a product of your own sick mind that must WANT to find a homosexual slant where none exists. Perhaps you have latent homosexual tendencies........ but kindly refrain from projecting those tendencies upon others.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Stop it Darkside.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Refurbished facade: hell yes. Everyone loves the sign and The Corner Of Clark And Addison, but the cyclone fencing in front of ramps always looked trashy to me. I believe I've called for them to put up some wrought iron or something nice instead. I like this.

Concourses: looks good to me, but all that really matters to me with a concourse at Wrigley is that you can get to your seat. Let's be real here, the Cubs don't exactly need to devote their interior to honoring their years of legends and championships. Just have good access, or as good as it can be with 30,000 bodies bustling through.

Improved player facilities: self-evident

Left field patio: the sightlines look like they'd be shit, but if you insist... (and we know it won't say "Wrigley Field," it'll say "Macy's" or "Charles Schwab" or "Cock Ring Warehouse")

Left field LED: I don't like it any more than I like the one in right, but at least it lends symmetry to a bad idea.

As for the city, the neighborhood, the Rickettses, and other powers that be: they need to realize Wrigleyville is a symbiotic relationship. The park is the neighborhood and the neighborhood is the park. It may take the neighborhood to be a voice of reason and say that too many night games or too much advertising will, in addition to spoiling their quality of life, compromise the atmosphere that people come to take in in the first place. At the same time, the neighborhood owes itself to the Cubs, and shutting down everything they suggest is just as much a case of golden-goose-icide as papering the joint in tacky ads and flashing lights. So I hope both sides can work together constructively. That the public won't be asked to finance it anymore should help a lot in that regard.

Do they make shampoo for the crotch?

Refurbished facade: hell yes. Everyone loves the sign and The Corner Of Clark And Addison, but the cyclone fencing in front of ramps always looked trashy to me. I believe I've called for them to put up some wrought iron or something nice instead. I like this.

Concourses: looks good to me, but all that really matters to me with a concourse at Wrigley is that you can get to your seat. Let's be real here, the Cubs don't exactly need to devote their interior to honoring their years of legends and championships. Just have good access, or as good as it can be with 30,000 bodies bustling through.

Improved player facilities: self-evident

Left field patio: the sightlines look like they'd be shit, but if you insist... (and we know it won't say "Wrigley Field," it'll say "Macy's" or "Charles Schwab" or "Cock Ring Warehouse")

Left field LED: I don't like it any more than I like the one in right, but at least it lends symmetry to a bad idea.

As for the city, the neighborhood, the Rickettses, and other powers that be: they need to realize Wrigleyville is a symbiotic relationship. The park is the neighborhood and the neighborhood is the park. It may take the neighborhood to be a voice of reason and say that too many night games or too much advertising will, in addition to spoiling their quality of life, compromise the atmosphere that people come to take in in the first place. At the same time, the neighborhood owes itself to the Cubs, and shutting down everything they suggest is just as much a case of golden-goose-icide as papering the joint in tacky ads and flashing lights. So I hope both sides can work together constructively. That the public won't be asked to finance it anymore should help a lot in that regard.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.