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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:10 pm 
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No explanation really necessary:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 4975.story

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:11 pm 
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http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=100&t=76558

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:12 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:36 pm 
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RAMER: Oh, yeah. He's lookin' good, huh Jerry?

JERRY: Yeah. Alright, I think that's enough for today. <Kramer picks up Little Jerry and takes him to the sink.> Little Jerry is lean, mean, peckin' machine! <Kramer starts filling a pot with water.> What are you doing with that?

KRAMER: I'm just gonna heat this up. Make a little hot-tub for Little Jerry.

JERRY: Hey, Kramer...?

<Kramer looks at Jerry.>

JERRY: Be careful. <George enters.> Hey, guess what! Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!

GEORGE: Is that good?

JERRY: I don't know. Where have you been?

GEORGE: Celia broke out of prison. I'm sitting in my home, she shows up at the door!

JERRY: Oh my God! The break-out/pop-in!

GEORGE: Yeah. Hey Jerry, listen to this. I discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex. Fugitive sex! Now, it's like everytime -

JERRY (interrupts): George, this is a little too much for me - escaped convicts, fugitive sex...I got a cockfight to focus on.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:42 pm 
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Dennis Rodman was caught by Carmen Electra in bed with another woman. Dennis denied their was a woman in the room.

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