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http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2013-01-31 ... est-names/

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ARod, Nelson Cruz, Gio Gonzalez, and more to come.

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 Post subject: Re: New PED Scandal
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A-Pud's a shitbag. Not surprised in the least he kept juicing after admitting to juicing. The other two names don't surprise me either.


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 Post subject: Re: New PED Scandal
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I hate to say this but I would be surprised if Ryan Braun's name doesn't show up. Especially considering he played at the University of Miami.

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I'm sure there are many many "clinics" of this nature. That's pretty solid evidence that MLB's drug testing regime is fairly useless.

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This isn't new, but possibly related.

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/story/2009 ... teroid-use

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 Post subject: Re: New PED Scandal
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 Post subject: Re: New PED Scandal
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I'm sure there are many many "clinics" of this nature. That's pretty solid evidence that MLB's drug testing regime is fairly useless.


To be fair, they caught a couple of those guys last year. And if it was a conspiracy, then no way would they have caught Melky because he was on an MVP like season. Same thing with Braun. There is no doubt that the chemists are ahead of the tests, but clearly, the tests are nabbing some high profile bad actors.

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 Post subject: Re: New PED Scandal
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Penalties. Not tough enough...first offense should be two year ban...second is lifetime.

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Penalties. Not tough enough...first offense should be two year ban...second is lifetime.

That's the problem with the penalties for those who use PEDs in MLB. They're not that strict.


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Screw the ban. What they should do is put a salary cap on players who have found to use PED. First time caught, cap your future earnings at $5M/yr. 2nd/ $1M/yr. 3rd/$250K.


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Agreed shark.....that ain't gonna work BC ...nelson cruz would be washing dishes at Huck Finn minus the peds

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Agreed shark.....that ain't gonna work BC ...nelson cruz would be washing dishes at Huck Finn minus the peds

50 games for a first time offense under MLB's current policy? Not good enough.


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If pegs was is the difference from a MLB multi million $ contract n riding buses around the bush league making 22k...the decision. Is easy.

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 Post subject: Re: New PED Scandal
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I am as well.

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 Post subject: Re: New PED Dispenser
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I think baseball has done a pretty good job of getting PEDs out of the game. They nailed Colon and Melky and if you look at the offensive stats it's obvious PEDs are disappearing. As to penalties, they should be more harsh for sure.

ARoid has permenantly disgraced himself and eliminated himself from HOF consideration as well. Fuck him and his money. I hope the NYY find a way to void that contract although based on what I've read, it seems doubtful. The Yankees were stupid as hell giving him that second contract so they get what they deserve in owing him another 114M through 2017.

Fuck them.

And yes, you know damn well Braun is dirty.


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 Post subject: Re: New PED Dispenser
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It appears they are trying to do just that...

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_ ... ng-sources

(not sure if you were referring to this story or just stating your opinion)

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 Post subject: Re: New PED Dispenser
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I hope the NYY find a way to void that contract


It appears they are trying to do just that...

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_ ... ng-sources

(not sure if you were referring to this story or just stating your opinion)

Both but looks like the NYY will have a tough time getting that done.

It will probably get real ugly though.


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i honestly don't care about PEDs at this juncture. if guys wanna shave years off of their life and shrink their dicks to add a few MPH to their fastball and/or go from prospect to zero to .260/30/80 (nelson cruz) then like, go ahead... make my day. i can't see myself having an irrational hatred of gio gonzalez from here on out cuz he ruined the sanctity of a game whose mantra was long known as "if you're not cheating you're not trying"

my problem was always with people whose auras radiated asshattery, such as bonds and clemens. growing up i always irrationally had the nickname "barry the burrito bonds" cuz i had some suburban whiteboy thing drilled in my head that if you were a man with an ear piercing it had to be in the left ear cuz right ear piercings = homosex. and i never liked clemens for some odd reason..... maybe it was his image? some anti-red-sox thing when i was a yout? idk. i can dislike a-rod plenty just for his persistent use of the term "loosey goosey"

the irony is that when i'm front and center shoving terry boers out of the way to be at the front of the VLAD FOR HOF PARADE (terry went from "no... hell no, hell damn no" on vlad's HOF chances @ bourbonnais 2009 to seeing a resurgent .300/25/110 season from vlad in 2010 and getting on the air saying that he's been out in front of the vlad for HOF push since day one.... which one is it terry? the only guy on the score who's been consistent with the vlad for HOF push since day one is das grobberoonie) --- indeed, i will be employing some frank thomasesque arguments that in an era of dirty stinking cheaters, vlad was a shining beacon of hope in that he passed the eye test, had a fairly normal career arc (his 2009 season was his first bonafide injury plagued season, as his shortened 2003 season was a season-ending-injury roughly ~100 games into the season, at which point it was "see you in spring training" --- 2009 was the first year where he had to come back from injury and get back into game-shape midseason, which led to him overexerting himself and re-injuring himself, and then managing a ~.290/15/60 type season, and let me tell you pendejo, when vlad's hitting .290 something is amiss cuz the guy is a .318 career hitter. if not for that season, a flukey .303 season in ~07or08, and his final .290/15/60ish crapfest in baltimore, he woulda had that nice .320 career mark. c'est la vie)

ahem. yeah i'll be touting vlad as clean, even tho i confess sterr=oids don't matter to me that much. if anything, they made fantasy baseball more interesting since you were able to grab random people get get herculean #s out of nowhere.... and for the record, the only smoke i ever saw with vlad was that some trainer in the dominican that he, among many other dominicans, was associated with had been associated with some investigation into PEDs. nothing came of it, however, i do have faith in baseball's old boy network to eventually out him if indeed he did commit to the needle. my favorite instance of baseball's old boy network was when sammy came out of nowhere circa 08-09 and gave an interview talking about how he's clean, he's always been clean, he never failed a test, so he's gonna kick back and wait for his call from the hall..... and then a week later it's leaked that sammy was one of the "anonymous" positives from the investigatory early MLB PED tests in 2003.

baseball has a way of doing things like that in such a way that you KNOW that like, while football is WHAT'S NOW? according to ESPN and all that.... baseball, moreso than any other sport in america, has roots that nothing else can touch.

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I wonder what guys like Willie Mays,Hank Aaron,Sandy Koufax and Ferguson Jenkins would do on PED's. Funny thing is,the pitchers taking this stuff still can't rack up the complete games and IP those old time pitchers did. Hitting is a different story. As soon as I heard this story,my first thought was if the Cubs could get Arod at some bargain basement price. I'm always thinking of the Cubs first. I think the contracts should be voided. Thake MLBPA to court if they don't like it. Hit these cheaters in the pocket book.

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Half these guys would be washing dishes if not for peds, the penalties need to be much stiffer...no on aroid. To cubs, f that

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A big no to ARoid to the Cubs.


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Verlander or CC on peds could go 300 innings...15 plus cgs

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I wonder what guys like Willie Mays,Hank Aaron,Sandy Koufax and Ferguson Jenkins would do on PED's. Funny thing is,the pitchers taking this stuff still can't rack up the complete games and IP those old time pitchers did. Hitting is a different story. As soon as I heard this story,my first thought was if the Cubs could get Arod at some bargain basement price. I'm always thinking of the Cubs first. I think the contracts should be voided. Thake MLBPA to court if they don't like it. Hit these cheaters in the pocket book.


those guys would roughly do what the top pitchers/hitters of this era are doing. moreso than any of the other major american sports, baseball lends itself to romanticism and legend in terms of the rosy colored glasses we look back on the players from the past with. it's easy to think of PEDs as being as black and white as popeye pre/post spinach, but at the same time when the PEDs have proliferated throughout the league so pervasively, we have no idea how much of these players' competition would be using the juice, so to a pretty large extent it would balance itself out.

i have no idea what the aggregate HR/power totals are nowadays compared to them, nor do i know what the average ERA/WHIP/K-RATE was back then compared to now.... but like, while it's fun to think of a bonafide great like willie mays getting all roided up and turning into superman on the competition.... the odds are that if willie mays is juicing, god knows how many people he's playing against (i'd assume a majority) are also juicing, so really, it kind of becomes immaterial after awhile.

PEDs are the ultimate "have your cake and eat it too" situation in baseball. without any giant super formal studies of players en masse using them (given their legality and consequent secrecy) we don't know just how much they affect player A versus player B and etc, it's just like, when we have a super-herculean giant veritable-cyborg superdouche type in iddqd and hit enter (god mode in doom) and start hitting .320 with 70+ HRs or .350 with 45+ HRs while walking 175+ times a year, damn, it sucks to see such a piece of shit (ask ron kittle) rise up and literally HULK SMASH the old records that we hold so near and dear to our hearts and souls.

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Half these guys would be washing dishes if not for peds, the penalties need to be much stiffer...no on aroid. To cubs, f that

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Mays hit 660 without the juice!! Give him the Barry Bonds treatment and he might have hit 1000!

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But that's society in general. I watched the PBS show on the Nazis marching in Skokie and I was struck by how slim and fit everyone was in 1977. Even most of the old people were very trim.

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Delight doesn't have the brains or balls to bust the union...most others can...the public is behind it,alot of players ate behind it.

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