IF I CAN CHANGE.....AND IF SHARK CAN CHANGE....THEN.....I DON'T KNOW....I'M PRETTY DRUNK....

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You know me like that.

Yikes, Dr. Bernstein really sounded bad during that call. If the NCAA banned it then it must be legitimate!

CUE: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

The same NCAA that isn't allowing Calipari to feed his players enough.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

hello, fitness friend...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Boers doesn't say that when Bernsy does the live Townstone Financial read anymore.

Damn you Noisewater. I knew that admission may come back to haunt me.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Terry, I have missed you....

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

This thing where Bernstein equates mastery of esoterica with prospects for success is getting a little far afield. "He's going to be in the quarterbacks meetings. He's going to be in the room!" Great. So was Norv Turner.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

That just seems a painful was to try to make a case for why things may be better this time around.

I predict that one year from now they are lamenting the micromanagement of Trestman and how he spends his time hanging out with Cutler and the other QB's at the expense of the rest of the team.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

the boys said a lot of interesting things today, but since the board was down I couldn't tell you about them.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I liked when he called Mac a cokehead. That was cool.

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Did that really get said?

Dan was bragging about how he's tried "every" drug, they got to talking about drugs, having a drug draft, and Dan said in a Mac voice, "I'll take some yayo, Chicago!"

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Beer Stain just called Speegull a "full timer"


Not over by a long shot.

Berns will pick his battles with Mac but Speegs is so far beneath him that I think Dan is insulted his guy got hit



Hell likely ratchet up the ongoing mental beating he's been giving Gravy the last year


EDIT: Drinky calling himself a part timer repeatedly in his 5 hour energy live read

It was a little funnier than that. They were talking about drugs they would take or have taken (bernstein has "tried everything"). drinky has only smoked things. bernstein does not like synthetics. drinky related that bath salts would be the last drug he would want to take. Terry asked about meth. drinky said it was higher on his list than bath salts. bernstein brilliantly yelled, "Drug Draft!" and then used the Mac voice as CH describes above.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Tried everything you say?

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That's awesome


"Tried everything" is funny too

It's full on combat, no one is being spared. No quarter asked, none given.

Combine the Meat v Drinky slugfest with BernSTINE's assault on Mac for his past drug problems and you have yourself a full on radio war.

The story of Danny's son asking for coffee was so damn cute

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I don't really think that's what he was doing. Cocaine is definitely the consensus number one pick in any drug draft.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

We tried this a few years back. Something like 97'. People were upset.

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I just came across the aforementioned T-Bone digestive battle. Hope everything comes out alright.

..Ooops. wrong section..

Coke busts out after a few great years. A case could be made for the longevity of weed.

Safer pick

Coke = RG3
Weed = Luck
Surp = JaMarcus
Ecstasy = Wilson
Acid = Cade McNown

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Mushrooms = Ryan Leaf

Speed = Vicki

Jenkem = Jay Cutler

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don